✨bootleg aphrodite✨
@minzemage.bsky.social
miniaturist and human mimic | they/them
live from the underside of the sink 🖌
#minipainting | #cleoposting
live from the underside of the sink 🖌
#minipainting | #cleoposting
it's the only one of these without a code on the back so now i'm really suspicious...
December 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
it's the only one of these without a code on the back so now i'm really suspicious...
town full of weeds. 100k+ turnips spoiled. flowers dead. all my ̵𝖺̵𝗉̵𝖾̵𝗌̵ hybrids gone
December 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
town full of weeds. 100k+ turnips spoiled. flowers dead. all my ̵𝖺̵𝗉̵𝖾̵𝗌̵ hybrids gone
first snowman of the year, i've still got it 😎
December 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
first snowman of the year, i've still got it 😎
behold the recent lineup of wretched new arrivals in town
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
behold the recent lineup of wretched new arrivals in town
gulliver successfully re-shot 🎯
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 AM
gulliver successfully re-shot 🎯
forgot how fossils are almost impossible to find in ww sometimes, this is evil
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
forgot how fossils are almost impossible to find in ww sometimes, this is evil
presenting cleo wanting me to open the sliding door so she can smell outside 😂
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
presenting cleo wanting me to open the sliding door so she can smell outside 😂
changed my mind bc a new perfect flower spawned today 💅
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
changed my mind bc a new perfect flower spawned today 💅
assembled the same outfit in new leaf that i cobbled together in wild world and i think it's neat :) almost 20 years later and i'm still having fun 💚
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
assembled the same outfit in new leaf that i cobbled together in wild world and i think it's neat :) almost 20 years later and i'm still having fun 💚
ordering takeout is the wallet-killer... i must be happy with what i can cook in the house...
October 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
ordering takeout is the wallet-killer... i must be happy with what i can cook in the house...
i got no man's sky 5 days ago so don't ask me that steam, take the hint
September 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
i got no man's sky 5 days ago so don't ask me that steam, take the hint
now that the showcase is over; behold the opal mages of the radiant pearl, princess tourmaline on moonstone the unicorn and lady calcite! 🦄🌊 #minipainting #miniatures
September 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
now that the showcase is over; behold the opal mages of the radiant pearl, princess tourmaline on moonstone the unicorn and lady calcite! 🦄🌊 #minipainting #miniatures
painting minis that are dynamic and interesting from all viewpoints: tee hee haha 😃 how fun!
trying to photograph the exact same minis but it's nearly impossible to capture one single "good" angle:
trying to photograph the exact same minis but it's nearly impossible to capture one single "good" angle:
![a blurry image of a white cat that looks like it's yelling with a black overlay caption at the bottom that reads [ SOMETIMES THE PAIN ESCAPES ]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uhcxmlwvjm7sazvefgvqqq2l/bafkreicomjxhn2hlr3r5jjtmit3khc3ej2shnfiyzembaozh5xqzhp6kou@jpeg)
August 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
painting minis that are dynamic and interesting from all viewpoints: tee hee haha 😃 how fun!
trying to photograph the exact same minis but it's nearly impossible to capture one single "good" angle:
trying to photograph the exact same minis but it's nearly impossible to capture one single "good" angle:
ripping a bunch of music off CDs only to find that i forgot to change the bitrate settings on the ripper so the audio quality is dog-ass and i have to start over
August 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
ripping a bunch of music off CDs only to find that i forgot to change the bitrate settings on the ripper so the audio quality is dog-ass and i have to start over
oh carpet, we're really in it now #cleoposting
August 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
oh carpet, we're really in it now #cleoposting
on par with these :)
August 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
on par with these :)
my roommate said that this unicorn has "cunty eyebrows" and i don't disagree
July 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
my roommate said that this unicorn has "cunty eyebrows" and i don't disagree
i couldn't possibly need my plastic tweezers more than the princess needs her beauty sleep and sulking near mamá after the indignity of being treated for fleas yesterday #cleoposting
July 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i couldn't possibly need my plastic tweezers more than the princess needs her beauty sleep and sulking near mamá after the indignity of being treated for fleas yesterday #cleoposting
made mild progress on the ladies this past week, i had them fully assembled & basecoated only to realize i can't get a brush to their faces with their arms attached so i had to snap them off and start rendering there first. feels like i'm doing things backwards but it has to happen 😔 #minipainting
July 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
made mild progress on the ladies this past week, i had them fully assembled & basecoated only to realize i can't get a brush to their faces with their arms attached so i had to snap them off and start rendering there first. feels like i'm doing things backwards but it has to happen 😔 #minipainting
bought a new pink/salmon paint to mix with and make this project easier on me the other day, but instead i get a better not-fluorescent-orange peach pink just mixing it from scratch my damn self like i was going to in the first place
June 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
bought a new pink/salmon paint to mix with and make this project easier on me the other day, but instead i get a better not-fluorescent-orange peach pink just mixing it from scratch my damn self like i was going to in the first place
ran out of time to finish the monochromatic mistweaver's base and i had to call it where it was so i could enter, still placed second (🎉❕) but i knew i could do better once the showcase was over so i gave it a little tlc 😎 #minipainting #miniatures
June 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ran out of time to finish the monochromatic mistweaver's base and i had to call it where it was so i could enter, still placed second (🎉❕) but i knew i could do better once the showcase was over so i gave it a little tlc 😎 #minipainting #miniatures
if anyone needs me i'm going to be jumping off a bridge
June 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
if anyone needs me i'm going to be jumping off a bridge
genius bottle that definitely isn't just tall enough to always get knocked over and spill out its entire contents because you have to keep it open to use it and can't pour a little out of it, it definitely won't stain your desk, never fear with GW's excellently designed stupid wash bottles
June 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
genius bottle that definitely isn't just tall enough to always get knocked over and spill out its entire contents because you have to keep it open to use it and can't pour a little out of it, it definitely won't stain your desk, never fear with GW's excellently designed stupid wash bottles
it's one of the foremost things known about unicorn lore culturally but games workshop had to make this guy the most 'roided up horse alive because we can't get /too/ frilly and feminine in a wargame, right lads
May 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
it's one of the foremost things known about unicorn lore culturally but games workshop had to make this guy the most 'roided up horse alive because we can't get /too/ frilly and feminine in a wargame, right lads