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MAC
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24 - queer - he/they

trying to survive this hell
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October 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Disney channel was doing the work 24 years ago…
September 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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This message brought to you by Harriet Tubman, an actual person who actually lived.
June 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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May 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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This is how we do it!
April 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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This was….five months ago
April 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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I hate it here so I will go to secret gardens in my mind
March 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Lol at everybody who laughed at us when we warned about this. How are your checks and balances doing today?
Fuck this. This plan, this media framing of the plan, all of it. Really.
March 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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The Trump regime will arrest a student for publishing an op-ed but then defends Pete Hegseth for putting classified material in an illegal group chat with a reporter.

This is the most corrupt administration in American history.
March 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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I’m so happy rn
March 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Y’all love talking about the 2nd Amendment, but let me remind you: even that has limits. Today, the Supreme Court upheld common sense regulations on ghost guns—and that’s a win for public safety.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
Supreme Court upholds Biden regulations on 'ghost gun' kits
The decision means that the federal government can regulate the easily obtainable gun parts in the same way as firearms purchased from specialist stores.
www.nbcnews.com
March 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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March 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
if you’re an ICE agent reading this, please know your job lands you in “Jesus’s” hell. that’s all. no matter how good of a little boy you are, you’re going to hell.

facts not opinions
March 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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TECH EXEC IN 2005: We believe the world is a better place when people are able to communicate online
THAT SAME TECH EXEC IN 2025: The greatest existential threat to humanity is the ability for women to talk back to me
March 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
w o w
After years of falsely claiming that MMR vaccines cause autism, RFK Jr. has published a new op-ed on Fox’s website encouraging people to get the vaccine amid a measles outbreak that has already resulted in the death of a school-aged child.
March 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”

A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.
February 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
liquid honey NyQuil saved me.
i no longer want to die.
life value 27% 🪫
February 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Hunter Schafer shares that her passport has changed to state she is Male due to Donald Trump’s two-gender executive order:

“I don’t give a fuck that they put an ‘M’ on my passport, It doesn’t change anything about me or my trans-ness, however it does make life a little harder.”
February 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.
February 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM