𝗝𝗔𝗡-𝗞𝗘𝗡-𝗣𝗢𝗡!
@miracleprxnce.bsky.social
“Make way for the Shellcore Master!” Chaosverse Role-Parody of the infamous Alex Kidd! [EST and Minor Friendly!]
Last seen wandering through #𝓜𝑶𝑩𝑰𝑼𝑺…
Last seen wandering through #𝓜𝑶𝑩𝑰𝑼𝑺…
"It makes you look bald.!"
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"It makes you look bald.!"
"That's the first time I ever heard about it too, like I don't even know who this guy is-
Hang on, he's a creep?"
Hang on, he's a creep?"
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"That's the first time I ever heard about it too, like I don't even know who this guy is-
Hang on, he's a creep?"
Hang on, he's a creep?"
"I've been itching to get my hands on that dumb Yogi wannabe from the moment I heard they were trying to take the SEGA Mascot title.!
I've been waiting over thirty years for a chance like this- I'M NOT LETTING A BOUNCY BALL BEAR TAKE IT FROM ME-"
I've been waiting over thirty years for a chance like this- I'M NOT LETTING A BOUNCY BALL BEAR TAKE IT FROM ME-"
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"I've been itching to get my hands on that dumb Yogi wannabe from the moment I heard they were trying to take the SEGA Mascot title.!
I've been waiting over thirty years for a chance like this- I'M NOT LETTING A BOUNCY BALL BEAR TAKE IT FROM ME-"
I've been waiting over thirty years for a chance like this- I'M NOT LETTING A BOUNCY BALL BEAR TAKE IT FROM ME-"
"Fine...
I'm still planning revenge, though."
I'm still planning revenge, though."
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"Fine...
I'm still planning revenge, though."
I'm still planning revenge, though."
"No you don't, you paper-stuffed husk of a rodent, this is from Super Smash Bros.
At least do some research on thi- oh wait, I just remembered you're a corporate slop machine who doesn't care about information."
At least do some research on thi- oh wait, I just remembered you're a corporate slop machine who doesn't care about information."
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"No you don't, you paper-stuffed husk of a rodent, this is from Super Smash Bros.
At least do some research on thi- oh wait, I just remembered you're a corporate slop machine who doesn't care about information."
At least do some research on thi- oh wait, I just remembered you're a corporate slop machine who doesn't care about information."
".
Sorry, had to suppress an intrusive thought about setting a tree on fire, how we doing- what's going on?"
Sorry, had to suppress an intrusive thought about setting a tree on fire, how we doing- what's going on?"
November 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
".
Sorry, had to suppress an intrusive thought about setting a tree on fire, how we doing- what's going on?"
Sorry, had to suppress an intrusive thought about setting a tree on fire, how we doing- what's going on?"
"I'll make everyone know me one way or another."
Kidd, let's not start considering the Murder Attempt Plans- wait who said that who mentioned possible murder-
Kidd, let's not start considering the Murder Attempt Plans- wait who said that who mentioned possible murder-
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"I'll make everyone know me one way or another."
Kidd, let's not start considering the Murder Attempt Plans- wait who said that who mentioned possible murder-
Kidd, let's not start considering the Murder Attempt Plans- wait who said that who mentioned possible murder-
And you can get when everyone else is gone, he's going to take a very disrespectful picture of him at his grave.
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
And you can get when everyone else is gone, he's going to take a very disrespectful picture of him at his grave.
"Gah, this is why I'm mostly by myself.
‘Duuhhh, look at this idiot. Can't beat Sonic, can't beat anyone,’ that's what they always say.
I'll show them. With all the items I named from other games? They won't know what HIT 'EM."
‘Duuhhh, look at this idiot. Can't beat Sonic, can't beat anyone,’ that's what they always say.
I'll show them. With all the items I named from other games? They won't know what HIT 'EM."
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"Gah, this is why I'm mostly by myself.
‘Duuhhh, look at this idiot. Can't beat Sonic, can't beat anyone,’ that's what they always say.
I'll show them. With all the items I named from other games? They won't know what HIT 'EM."
‘Duuhhh, look at this idiot. Can't beat Sonic, can't beat anyone,’ that's what they always say.
I'll show them. With all the items I named from other games? They won't know what HIT 'EM."
"AMIGA.
I. DON'T CARE.
END OF STORY."
He's already heading off, Dark Gun in hands.
I. DON'T CARE.
END OF STORY."
He's already heading off, Dark Gun in hands.
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"AMIGA.
I. DON'T CARE.
END OF STORY."
He's already heading off, Dark Gun in hands.
I. DON'T CARE.
END OF STORY."
He's already heading off, Dark Gun in hands.
"Amiga the more you try to stop me only makes me want to beat that guy up even more, I hope you realize that."
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"Amiga the more you try to stop me only makes me want to beat that guy up even more, I hope you realize that."
"Well, since #SONICISDEAD, it's about time I start my plans on my franchise revival!
I can see the news articles now: Alex Kidd, Risen from the Ashes! The Former SEGA Mascot is Here to Stay!"
I can see the news articles now: Alex Kidd, Risen from the Ashes! The Former SEGA Mascot is Here to Stay!"
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"Well, since #SONICISDEAD, it's about time I start my plans on my franchise revival!
I can see the news articles now: Alex Kidd, Risen from the Ashes! The Former SEGA Mascot is Here to Stay!"
I can see the news articles now: Alex Kidd, Risen from the Ashes! The Former SEGA Mascot is Here to Stay!"
"SONIC DIED AND NOBODY BOTHERED TO TELL ME?!?"
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"SONIC DIED AND NOBODY BOTHERED TO TELL ME?!?"
The moment Sonic even touched his back...
["Alex, li-"]
P O W-
A powerful kick would send the Hedgehog flying if connected!
".. 100% ready for this."
It seems he doesn't want a talk, he wants a FIGHT.
🎥 {DaSassyOwl (KJ Kills Day) [idk if vid alt text works-])
["Alex, li-"]
P O W-
A powerful kick would send the Hedgehog flying if connected!
".. 100% ready for this."
It seems he doesn't want a talk, he wants a FIGHT.
🎥 {DaSassyOwl (KJ Kills Day) [idk if vid alt text works-])
September 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The moment Sonic even touched his back...
["Alex, li-"]
P O W-
A powerful kick would send the Hedgehog flying if connected!
".. 100% ready for this."
It seems he doesn't want a talk, he wants a FIGHT.
🎥 {DaSassyOwl (KJ Kills Day) [idk if vid alt text works-])
["Alex, li-"]
P O W-
A powerful kick would send the Hedgehog flying if connected!
".. 100% ready for this."
It seems he doesn't want a talk, he wants a FIGHT.
🎥 {DaSassyOwl (KJ Kills Day) [idk if vid alt text works-])
"... what type of beef do you even HAVE with her?!"
September 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"... what type of beef do you even HAVE with her?!"
"Anakin was right, sand DOES get everywhere.!
Fell off my bike while driving and I'm practically COVERED in that stuff!"
Fell off my bike while driving and I'm practically COVERED in that stuff!"
September 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"Anakin was right, sand DOES get everywhere.!
Fell off my bike while driving and I'm practically COVERED in that stuff!"
Fell off my bike while driving and I'm practically COVERED in that stuff!"
🕵️ {CHIITAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!)
August 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
🕵️ {CHIITAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!)
"Stars, I've been hoping to do that one for a WHILE.! Every word out of his mouth is like nails to a chalkboard! If he wasn't so damn fast, I would have done a while ago, but a Arian can only dream, I guess..."
August 31, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"Stars, I've been hoping to do that one for a WHILE.! Every word out of his mouth is like nails to a chalkboard! If he wasn't so damn fast, I would have done a while ago, but a Arian can only dream, I guess..."
"Yeah, at this point, I'm not sure if I even want to be associated with that word.
Heroes nowadays fight against each other and nearly doom the whole Medium over some petty stuff.
I mean, he did. A few times, too."
Heroes nowadays fight against each other and nearly doom the whole Medium over some petty stuff.
I mean, he did. A few times, too."
August 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"Yeah, at this point, I'm not sure if I even want to be associated with that word.
Heroes nowadays fight against each other and nearly doom the whole Medium over some petty stuff.
I mean, he did. A few times, too."
Heroes nowadays fight against each other and nearly doom the whole Medium over some petty stuff.
I mean, he did. A few times, too."
"Dang, he showed you up too? I honestly can't see what people like about him! He's just this arrogant, selfish, STUPID! OVERPOWERED BRAT-!"
Kidd swiftly shattered a whole BOULDER in one swift blow.
"Oooh, if I could punch the speed out of him, I would've done so LONG ago.!"
Kidd swiftly shattered a whole BOULDER in one swift blow.
"Oooh, if I could punch the speed out of him, I would've done so LONG ago.!"
August 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"Dang, he showed you up too? I honestly can't see what people like about him! He's just this arrogant, selfish, STUPID! OVERPOWERED BRAT-!"
Kidd swiftly shattered a whole BOULDER in one swift blow.
"Oooh, if I could punch the speed out of him, I would've done so LONG ago.!"
Kidd swiftly shattered a whole BOULDER in one swift blow.
"Oooh, if I could punch the speed out of him, I would've done so LONG ago.!"
"Alexander Ossale, commonly called Alex Kidd.
Descendant of Star Guardian Halifax Kidd and Sworn Protector of Radaxian.
Make sense you don't know me. Mr. Needlemouse basically stole my spotlight and made me old news for 3 decades now.."
Descendant of Star Guardian Halifax Kidd and Sworn Protector of Radaxian.
Make sense you don't know me. Mr. Needlemouse basically stole my spotlight and made me old news for 3 decades now.."
August 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"Alexander Ossale, commonly called Alex Kidd.
Descendant of Star Guardian Halifax Kidd and Sworn Protector of Radaxian.
Make sense you don't know me. Mr. Needlemouse basically stole my spotlight and made me old news for 3 decades now.."
Descendant of Star Guardian Halifax Kidd and Sworn Protector of Radaxian.
Make sense you don't know me. Mr. Needlemouse basically stole my spotlight and made me old news for 3 decades now.."
"WAIT DOES THAT MEAN HE-
..."
..."
August 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"WAIT DOES THAT MEAN HE-
..."
..."
"I mean what type of AI are we talking about here?
Some shoddy Enemy AI from way back then?"
Some shoddy Enemy AI from way back then?"
August 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
"I mean what type of AI are we talking about here?
Some shoddy Enemy AI from way back then?"
Some shoddy Enemy AI from way back then?"