Miriam 🍉
@miriam333.bsky.social
Writer, director, acting like everything is fine, and a professional wannabe. Also, a flight attendant 💁🏻♀️ 🛩
The content of my cart when an unidentifiable Walmart employee decided to follow me around the store and stand not 1 foot away from me. Wonder what they would have done to me if I had milk in there?
February 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The content of my cart when an unidentifiable Walmart employee decided to follow me around the store and stand not 1 foot away from me. Wonder what they would have done to me if I had milk in there?
I'm starting to think does billionaires built those bunkers bc they knew the files were coming.
February 3, 2026 at 6:00 AM
I'm starting to think does billionaires built those bunkers bc they knew the files were coming.
I swear to god if February is anything like January I'm going to riot
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February 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I swear to god if February is anything like January I'm going to riot
Woke up today and its still fucking January 😒
January 31, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Woke up today and its still fucking January 😒
Rest in peace queen. I will forever refer to babies as 'bebes' 😭😭😭
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January 31, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Rest in peace queen. I will forever refer to babies as 'bebes' 😭😭😭
Whyyyyyy herrrr!!!! Whyyyyyyyy?!
January 31, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Whyyyyyy herrrr!!!! Whyyyyyyyy?!
I'm calling it now if Colton stays longer than Candice I'm out!
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January 31, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I'm calling it now if Colton stays longer than Candice I'm out!
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America has two major parties:
One party exists to serve the demented whims of our Nazi Pedophile Mad King.
One party isn’t sure whether to fund his lawless goons who are shooting legal observers in the face.
We need to end the two party system.
One party exists to serve the demented whims of our Nazi Pedophile Mad King.
One party isn’t sure whether to fund his lawless goons who are shooting legal observers in the face.
We need to end the two party system.
January 22, 2026 at 4:41 PM
America has two major parties:
One party exists to serve the demented whims of our Nazi Pedophile Mad King.
One party isn’t sure whether to fund his lawless goons who are shooting legal observers in the face.
We need to end the two party system.
One party exists to serve the demented whims of our Nazi Pedophile Mad King.
One party isn’t sure whether to fund his lawless goons who are shooting legal observers in the face.
We need to end the two party system.
Do yall think Taylor wrote canceled before or after her text with Blake?
January 21, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Do yall think Taylor wrote canceled before or after her text with Blake?
Ok 2 caipirinha in what did I miss
January 21, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Ok 2 caipirinha in what did I miss
I think I missed a day 😪
January 11, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I think I missed a day 😪
Trying to talk to people about what is currently happening in this country is like telling an AI it's not real.
January 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Trying to talk to people about what is currently happening in this country is like telling an AI it's not real.
I'm too sober for this timeline.
January 8, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I'm too sober for this timeline.
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THESE ARE THE CORPORATIONS HELPING ICE TO BUILD AND OPERATE DEATH CAMPS ACROSS THE UNITED STATES
www.google.com/maps/d/viewe...
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January 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
THESE ARE THE CORPORATIONS HELPING ICE TO BUILD AND OPERATE DEATH CAMPS ACROSS THE UNITED STATES
www.google.com/maps/d/viewe...
x.com/VitalistInt/...
www.google.com/maps/d/viewe...
x.com/VitalistInt/...
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NOW: Minneapolis rises in outrage. “SAY HER NAME!” They’re demanding justice for Renee Good, an American citizen killed by ICE this morning.
January 8, 2026 at 12:54 AM
NOW: Minneapolis rises in outrage. “SAY HER NAME!” They’re demanding justice for Renee Good, an American citizen killed by ICE this morning.
I had a coworker whole-heartedly tell me Donald Dump was the best public speaker she's ever seen. These people are delusional.
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January 8, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I had a coworker whole-heartedly tell me Donald Dump was the best public speaker she's ever seen. These people are delusional.
I'm going to be honest I don't think 2026 is going to be our year 😣
January 8, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I'm going to be honest I don't think 2026 is going to be our year 😣
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Too real, New Yorker. Too real.
January 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Too real, New Yorker. Too real.
Do the American pp not get that this isn't going away after the midterms?
January 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Do the American pp not get that this isn't going away after the midterms?
It has happened. I have reached the age where I can't remember if I took my pill or not.
January 7, 2026 at 4:36 AM
It has happened. I have reached the age where I can't remember if I took my pill or not.
I've decided I'm going to post every day for a year. I want to document my inevitable crash out 😌.
January 6, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I've decided I'm going to post every day for a year. I want to document my inevitable crash out 😌.
If I close my eyes really tight maybe I can ignore the fact that we are literally entering ww3 #2026
January 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
If I close my eyes really tight maybe I can ignore the fact that we are literally entering ww3 #2026
The most important thing about being a flight attendant is letting things go...to hell 👿🤬
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January 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
The most important thing about being a flight attendant is letting things go...to hell 👿🤬