Need to hear ‘hey it’s me your dry skin’ in the club immediately

i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer

Next show in Pittsburgh is opening for Joey Harkum at The Funhouse at Mr Smalls on Wednesday 1/29

Playing Baltimore MD on 12/7 with Ashley Larue Band. Early show at 4:00pm. $10 cover. Free entry to anyone who’s already bought tickets to the Bumpin Uglies show at Soundstage that night.

Opening for Bumpin Uglies and Pasadena in Pittsburgh on 12/6 tickets are on sale now mrsmalls.com/events/bumpi...

Every few posts are in German? I don’t mind but I never mentioned that as an interest to the algorithm

This app isn’t funny yet because all of the people that made Twitter so good are going down with the ship