I confused the lady at the grocery store when I asked if my cold items could be bagged separately from the shelf stuff. She kept asking what I meant by cold items.

The walls and ceiling of a shower plus a couple feet of over splash should all be tiled or waterproof in a bathroom. Otherwise your just risking damage. #latenightthoughts

My cat and I play a game where I ask if she's constipated and she says maybe. So I hyperfixate on her litterbox habits. After a day I decide to get her pumpkin to help, then after I place the order she poops and I cheer for her. #catlady #thisiswhyimsingle

I ordered a cherry coke and got a diet coke instead. 😑 I'm not a big fan of diet soda but missing the cherry makes it more of a bummer. But I'm too Midwestern to send it back.

Bought this puzzle cube from Wish and I can't even begin to figure it out. I don't think it comes apart.

I've been working on actually doing my hair for work recently.

Both excited and already exhausted that haunted tours start tonight.

If I was a responsible adult I would be asleep by now since my meetings start at 9:30am. Instead I'm watching Below Deck.

I keep ordering Sprite at different places and being told their out. Is this some weird shortage I'm unaware of or does everyone suddenly only drink Sprite?

Playing the allergies, dehydration, or exhaustion headache game today.

I'm a restaurant that delivers food by toy train and the family behind me is fighting. It's awkward.

Some awesome folks in the bathroom gushed about how cute I look and made me do a twirl! Mission accomplished!

Who told Wisconsin to use horizontal traffic lights instead of vertical?? So annoying.

So tonight's show is on which makes me optimistic about Madison tomorrow. Do I rebook my hotel and drive out today?

I don't know if it's work stress or stressing this concert potentially getting canceled but I've been clenching my jaw so much this week.