💙 J!LL 🤍
missjill83.bsky.social
💙 J!LL 🤍
@missjill83.bsky.social
Crazy bunny lady. Appreciator of great teeth. Doug Ford disapprover. I dig wrestling, UFC, hockey and baseball. 🇨🇦 🍁
I can't wait to wake up to the news one day that our Prime Minister has been arrested by American authorities for the 20kg of Fentanyl that crosses the border each year.
January 4, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Canada watching what's happening with Venezuela right now:
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ALT: two south park characters are looking out of a window and one of them says oh boy we 're in big trouble
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January 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Your Pres is sounding and looking a bit rough but I don't want to get my hopes up.
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
How come the abyss between my seat and cup holders is just big enough for a credit card to fall between but not big enough for my hand to retrieve it?
January 2, 2026 at 1:41 PM
These ones didn't make the cut 🔪🩸
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I'm not a cookie decorator (clearly), I'm just a woman who happens to love bloody decorated baked goods and took my best shot at making some 🩸🍪
January 1, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Beautiful start to 2026
January 1, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Taking some melatonin to bring a super early and necessary close to the anniversary of the worst day of my life. Happy new year or whatever the normals say ✌️
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
After a snow storm, an ice storm, a rain storm that caused flooding on the roads, and much more snow, all since Saturday, here's another blizzard. Sweet. 🫠 I'm totally not going fucking crazy being stuck inside due to horrendous weather daily. Not at all.
December 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I love MJF and I'm happy that he's back and champ again. I will apologize to nobody about that opinion.
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December 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Just had a total stranger start talking to me about employees at a pharmacy being late for work because they take a bus, specifying how one is white, which was completely irrelevant to what she was talking about and how she's "not prejudice but"... Lady, get the fuck away from me.
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The anniversary of my mom's death is during the holidays and my family sucks, so I don't really celebrate Christmas anymore. I take time off work, donate to some charities, catch up on sleep, buy some shit for myself and call it a week.
December 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Today my boss told me the most epic story he heard about a Christmas party recently. He was at a birthday party last weekend and a lady mentioned she had been at her work Christmas party the weekend before. Two men who work there got super drunk and started fighting. The cops were called....
December 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
As an introvert, Christmas parties are whack. Now imagine, me, an introvert, being called up in front of 100+ people while they are all told to clap for me. Pure nightmare fuel tonight, folks. I need to cocoon for 3 full days now.
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I have a work Christmas party to go to tonight and I'd rather be doing almost anything else.
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December 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Here's what you miss at 6am
December 20, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Import contacts? Abso-fucking-lutely not. Not now. Not ever.
December 17, 2025 at 9:32 AM
December 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Spotify recommended a 2000s dad rock playlist to me and they were right in doing so, but I'm not sure what that says about me.
December 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
FYI
December 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I just watched an Instagram video of before Luigi's arrest when they walk up to him and ask him his name and tell him someone called in and said he looked suspicious. The comment section never fails me.
December 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Winter wonderland ❄️❄️❄️

* note: this is much nicer to look at than to drive in.
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Why does the guy installing the boiler here always look at me like his parents were siblings?
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
If you haven't watched this commercial yet - do it! It's very cute. 💙🤍
Freddie Freeman did a video promoting the Sick Kids Foundation in Toronto, which is a great cause that also knew exactly how to make this video.
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My favourite part of NXT is when they show the crowd between segments and you've never seen a group of more bored people in your life.... Every week.
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 AM