My usual two lil’ space buns are only the size they are because they get teased out and have two hair sticks *each* in them. When I braid my hair, I fasten it with tiny orthodontic elastics. When I say my hair is super fine and super straight I am v. much not joking!

I think his wife, at this point, has shown her true colors.

The current location of my small businesses is Mohegan land. After this weekend, they will move to Lenapehoking (Lenni-Lenape) land.

You would be most welcome to it!

“Secretly?”

Wendy’s newer recipe of sweet & sour was already on the “too spicy” side for me but the new sweet chili sauce is right now for nuggets. Honey mustard it is, then…

[ATF agent examines the bullet]
[Turns it upside down]
[Calls over other agents]
ATF agent: That's a god damn work of art.
Supervisor: I want to see your internet search history.

“Lack of mourning” ≠ “celebrating.” Keep hoping you’re going to get smarter in this process but I guess we’re going to keep being disappointed in you.

So you DID falsely report me/others. Well done, you.

Critical thinking skills, not strong with you. Maybe best to sit out further discussions until you can both read for content AND understand the words you’re reading.

Meanwhile, you and they hate the First Amendment, huh?

Comparable to the era where folks didn’t understand that The Colbert Report was satire and he was playing a character. Had a co-worker who was incredulous, daily, that he was saying all those things on TV!

And use your grown-up words. Insults and slurs only make you look like you don’t know better words, we know you can do better. You want to talk with the grown-ups about grown-up topics? Use words that show you’re a Big Kid, not a little kid!

Uh-oh! You put me on a list? If someone looks me up they’ll find I’m *opposed* to murder! Awkward for you, making a false report and wasting everyone’s time.

Now— time to use those context clues and critical thinking skills grownups have tried to teach you! What’s the GOAL of a list like this?