@missmamas44.bsky.social
Prayer circle for everyone with families who don’t eat until 7 🙏🏽
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Prayer circle for everyone with families who don’t eat until 7 🙏🏽
Gym was packed. I’m hungry and finna start warming/cooking sides now lmao
November 28, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Gym was packed. I’m hungry and finna start warming/cooking sides now lmao
Just found eight (8) dog toys under my sectional and put them in my baby’s toy basket. She will 1000% pull every last one of them BACK OUT before bed time 💀💀
November 23, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Just found eight (8) dog toys under my sectional and put them in my baby’s toy basket. She will 1000% pull every last one of them BACK OUT before bed time 💀💀
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Good morning, when is Apple billing department going to get hit with a RICO?
November 21, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Good morning, when is Apple billing department going to get hit with a RICO?
Leg day be whooping my ass in the morning. I’m fine with literally anything else 💀
The day goes by faster when you go to the gym in the morning.
November 20, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Leg day be whooping my ass in the morning. I’m fine with literally anything else 💀
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"at the end of the day, the day gone end"
that's spectacular language
that's spectacular language
November 19, 2024 at 7:06 PM
"at the end of the day, the day gone end"
that's spectacular language
that's spectacular language
Seeing that one of your alma maters was involved in a brawl after a football game that they WON 💀
a man with his tongue hanging out is sitting in the back of a car
ALT: a man with his tongue hanging out is sitting in the back of a car
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November 19, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Seeing that one of your alma maters was involved in a brawl after a football game that they WON 💀
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I tried cooking with wine last night…
After 5 glasses, I couldn't remember why I was in the kitchen.
After 5 glasses, I couldn't remember why I was in the kitchen.
November 17, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I tried cooking with wine last night…
After 5 glasses, I couldn't remember why I was in the kitchen.
After 5 glasses, I couldn't remember why I was in the kitchen.
Presenters at this conference not knowing when to wrap it up, also not knowing that I am Queen Get Gone
a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone .
ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone .
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November 18, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Presenters at this conference not knowing when to wrap it up, also not knowing that I am Queen Get Gone
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if i send you this, just know im getting ready to show my ass
November 18, 2024 at 12:33 AM
if i send you this, just know im getting ready to show my ass
I think my dog ate a wrapped gingerbread man cookie while I was gone omfg
a woman wearing glasses and a white sweater is sitting on a couch covering her face with her hand .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a white sweater is sitting on a couch covering her face with her hand .
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November 18, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I think my dog ate a wrapped gingerbread man cookie while I was gone omfg
Turns out “mommy’s baby” is a 45 lb Tasmanian devil.
Hello good boy! Are you my baby boy?
-Me, to my dog, who is not good, nor is he a baby, every single day
-Me, to my dog, who is not good, nor is he a baby, every single day
November 17, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Turns out “mommy’s baby” is a 45 lb Tasmanian devil.
Decided to be ✨responsible✨ for lunch and get wrap but damn if this place didn’t give me a fat glass of Chardonnay lol
November 16, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Decided to be ✨responsible✨ for lunch and get wrap but damn if this place didn’t give me a fat glass of Chardonnay lol
We are so back!
*muted* yall can argue amongst yourselves 😂😭✌🏾
a man in a black hat is sitting in a car
Alt: a man in a black hat is sitting in a car and drives away laughing
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November 16, 2024 at 3:38 PM
We are so back!
😭😭😭😭😭
I called the fire dept today because I smelled gas.
I damn near would put a fire out on my own if it means niggas wont come in my house with shoes on 🤦🏽♀️
I damn near would put a fire out on my own if it means niggas wont come in my house with shoes on 🤦🏽♀️
November 16, 2024 at 2:10 AM
😭😭😭😭😭
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Listen I am afraid of emus in general but I think a “trained” emu sounds even scarier. Trained to do what
Two “feral and not trained” emus named Thelma and Louise are on the loose in South Carolina about three hours from the 43 monkey escape that happened days earlier
"Feral and not trained" emus Thelma and Louise on the loose in South Carolina as state's monkey search continues
Police in Horry County, South Carolina, said this week that they are searching for two missing emus that have been evading capture for months: "We are not emu-sed."
www.cbsnews.com
November 15, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Listen I am afraid of emus in general but I think a “trained” emu sounds even scarier. Trained to do what
??????
Two “feral and not trained” emus named Thelma and Louise are on the loose in South Carolina about three hours from the 43 monkey escape that happened days earlier
"Feral and not trained" emus Thelma and Louise on the loose in South Carolina as state's monkey search continues
Police in Horry County, South Carolina, said this week that they are searching for two missing emus that have been evading capture for months: "We are not emu-sed."
www.cbsnews.com
November 15, 2024 at 11:25 PM
??????
Got my wine and blanket. About to rub my feet together and watch Merv the Cat 💀
November 15, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Got my wine and blanket. About to rub my feet together and watch Merv the Cat 💀
Good. I can get my hair done in peace without looking insane.
Welcome to BSKY where if you click that adult image “show” button, it’s your fault for seeing that followers butthole. You know what you did.
November 15, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Good. I can get my hair done in peace without looking insane.
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Having a job is really cutting into my “me time”
a woman wearing a black jacket and earrings with the word bravo on the bottom
ALT: a woman wearing a black jacket and earrings with the word bravo on the bottom
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November 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Having a job is really cutting into my “me time”
I’m SCREEEAMING
Since everyone is here, yall going 50/50 on dates??
November 15, 2024 at 4:24 PM
I’m SCREEEAMING
This is actually not a bad idea lmao
November 15, 2024 at 12:54 AM
This is actually not a bad idea lmao
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Listen. We've been traumatized!
Legit forgot what it’s like to scroll a TL without ads every 4 posts
November 15, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Listen. We've been traumatized!
Mini media update lol
November 15, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Mini media update lol
Ok, I think what I’m looking for is #BlackSky. #AddToBlackSky
November 14, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Ok, I think what I’m looking for is #BlackSky. #AddToBlackSky