Sassington, M.C.
@misssassbox.bsky.social
I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Mama. Freelance writer. Energy exchange machine. For business inquiries/promo: [email protected]
my soul lives here: https://substack.com/@misssassbox1
my soul lives here: https://substack.com/@misssassbox1
why do men hate admitting they're tired, only to finally sit still and fall asleep within seconds? like, does it feel like a L if you say it out loud?
then when they actually admit they're tired, they're OVERLY exhausted and aggravated. then it's too late. 😂
then when they actually admit they're tired, they're OVERLY exhausted and aggravated. then it's too late. 😂
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March 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
why do men hate admitting they're tired, only to finally sit still and fall asleep within seconds? like, does it feel like a L if you say it out loud?
then when they actually admit they're tired, they're OVERLY exhausted and aggravated. then it's too late. 😂
then when they actually admit they're tired, they're OVERLY exhausted and aggravated. then it's too late. 😂
if I have to run, this is my preferred method of hydration
March 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
if I have to run, this is my preferred method of hydration
when someone confirms exactly what you said in the first place
March 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
when someone confirms exactly what you said in the first place
if you have this blessing, be proud of it and express gratitude for it OFTEN. 💚
March 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
if you have this blessing, be proud of it and express gratitude for it OFTEN. 💚
happy international women's day. written with love. 🎀
March 8, 2025 at 8:24 AM
happy international women's day. written with love. 🎀
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why do we need AI-generated profiles. why
January 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
why do we need AI-generated profiles. why
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Mister Rogers never misses
January 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Mister Rogers never misses
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Actually I don't think you can call psych meds "Happy Pills" they don't automatically make you happy. They more like "Anti Show the fuck out at Walmart" pills
January 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Actually I don't think you can call psych meds "Happy Pills" they don't automatically make you happy. They more like "Anti Show the fuck out at Walmart" pills
"It's Not Cuffing Season For Everyone" + some suggestions on how to deal:
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#Blacksky
#writingcommunity
#writersky
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"It's not Cuffing Season for Everyone":
Accepting and moving forward from the idea of living without romance or someone special during this time of year can be tough process, but it’s definitely po...
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December 21, 2024 at 6:15 AM
"It's Not Cuffing Season For Everyone" + some suggestions on how to deal:
substack.com/@misssassbox...
#Blacksky
#writingcommunity
#writersky
substack.com/@misssassbox...
#Blacksky
#writingcommunity
#writersky
"I'm fucking sad and I'm not hiding it anymore."
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#writersky
#writingcommunity
#blacksky
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#writersky
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#blacksky
December 6, 2024 at 6:43 PM
"I'm fucking sad and I'm not hiding it anymore."
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#writersky
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that's the new lie that businesses tell and it infuriates me deeply. just be honest so I can never order from you again PLEASE AND THANK YOU
“Your order has shipped”
You printed the label? Or it’s on them people truck???
You printed the label? Or it’s on them people truck???
December 5, 2024 at 3:24 AM
that's the new lie that businesses tell and it infuriates me deeply. just be honest so I can never order from you again PLEASE AND THANK YOU
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When men rage, they blow and shoot things up and start wars.
When women rage, we create.
We knit, do embroidery and cross stitch. We create new things ... while we figure out how to fix the broken things.
Behold rage project #1
When women rage, we create.
We knit, do embroidery and cross stitch. We create new things ... while we figure out how to fix the broken things.
Behold rage project #1
December 4, 2024 at 4:12 PM
When men rage, they blow and shoot things up and start wars.
When women rage, we create.
We knit, do embroidery and cross stitch. We create new things ... while we figure out how to fix the broken things.
Behold rage project #1
When women rage, we create.
We knit, do embroidery and cross stitch. We create new things ... while we figure out how to fix the broken things.
Behold rage project #1
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My body all over your body
Your body all over my body
Your body all over my body
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December 5, 2024 at 3:14 AM
My body all over your body
Your body all over my body
Your body all over my body
I'm 40 years old. Unless you're gifting me a viewfinder with unreleased nude exclusives of my favorite celeb, you better get me a damn Visa gift card before you end our relationship.
Winning your gift exchange is both normal to want and possible to achieve, thanks to these ideas.
If You Want To Be The Best Gift-Giver In Your Friend Group, These 53 Ideas Are A Good Place To Start
Winning your gift exchange is both normal to want and possible to achieve, thanks to these ideas.
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December 5, 2024 at 3:21 AM
I'm 40 years old. Unless you're gifting me a viewfinder with unreleased nude exclusives of my favorite celeb, you better get me a damn Visa gift card before you end our relationship.
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this just unlocked a memory
December 5, 2024 at 12:33 AM
this just unlocked a memory
treat cho self!
December 4, 2024 at 9:57 PM
treat cho self!
that placement is everything wrong with this country 😭
December 4, 2024 at 9:52 PM
that placement is everything wrong with this country 😭