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misssassbox.bsky.social
Sassington, M.C.
@misssassbox.bsky.social
I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Mama. Freelance writer. Energy exchange machine. For business inquiries/promo: [email protected]

my soul lives here: https://substack.com/@misssassbox1
why do men hate admitting they're tired, only to finally sit still and fall asleep within seconds? like, does it feel like a L if you say it out loud?

then when they actually admit they're tired, they're OVERLY exhausted and aggravated. then it's too late. 😂
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March 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
if I have to run, this is my preferred method of hydration
March 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
when someone confirms exactly what you said in the first place
March 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
if you have this blessing, be proud of it and express gratitude for it OFTEN. 💚
March 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
happy international women's day. written with love. 🎀
March 8, 2025 at 8:24 AM
January 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Happy New Year
January 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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January 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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why do we need AI-generated profiles. why
January 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Mister Rogers never misses
January 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Actually I don't think you can call psych meds "Happy Pills" they don't automatically make you happy. They more like "Anti Show the fuck out at Walmart" pills
January 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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"I'm fucking sad and I'm not hiding it anymore."

open.substack.com/pub/misssass...

#writersky
#writingcommunity
#blacksky
December 6, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 1:27 AM
that's the new lie that businesses tell and it infuriates me deeply. just be honest so I can never order from you again PLEASE AND THANK YOU
“Your order has shipped”

You printed the label? Or it’s on them people truck???
December 5, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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When men rage, they blow and shoot things up and start wars.

When women rage, we create.

We knit, do embroidery and cross stitch. We create new things ... while we figure out how to fix the broken things.

Behold rage project #1
December 4, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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My body all over your body
Your body all over my body
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December 5, 2024 at 3:14 AM
I'm 40 years old. Unless you're gifting me a viewfinder with unreleased nude exclusives of my favorite celeb, you better get me a damn Visa gift card before you end our relationship.
December 5, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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this just unlocked a memory
December 5, 2024 at 12:33 AM
treat cho self!
December 4, 2024 at 9:57 PM
that placement is everything wrong with this country 😭
possibly the most coldblooded live bug I’ve ever seen
December 4, 2024 at 9:52 PM