@misssimply.bsky.social
Your neighborhood unicorn. I like art, queer shit and nice people with dark humor.
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Netflix is straight trash tonight. Stg
November 16, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Netflix is straight trash tonight. Stg
@lizzobeeating.bsky.social i literally logged back in to my bluesky after a YEAR just to follow you.
November 16, 2024 at 4:34 AM
@lizzobeeating.bsky.social i literally logged back in to my bluesky after a YEAR just to follow you.
I'm drunk enough to hit on all the people I find attractive. That's dangerous af. Let me take my ass to bed. Lol
October 11, 2023 at 4:12 AM
I'm drunk enough to hit on all the people I find attractive. That's dangerous af. Let me take my ass to bed. Lol
Has anyone checked on the non problematic white woman named Karen? It must be an interesting time to be alive, and your normally basic name is essentially a slur now.
October 6, 2023 at 1:53 PM
Has anyone checked on the non problematic white woman named Karen? It must be an interesting time to be alive, and your normally basic name is essentially a slur now.
TW‼️ TW‼️
I need to get the thought out of my head, or I'll obsess.
But the funny thing to me about S.Hing is people generally only notice the extreme cases and not the "oh I just got scratched by (insert animal)" cases. I used to get so many dog scratches as a teen and didn't own a pet at all.
I need to get the thought out of my head, or I'll obsess.
But the funny thing to me about S.Hing is people generally only notice the extreme cases and not the "oh I just got scratched by (insert animal)" cases. I used to get so many dog scratches as a teen and didn't own a pet at all.
October 6, 2023 at 12:59 PM
TW‼️ TW‼️
I need to get the thought out of my head, or I'll obsess.
But the funny thing to me about S.Hing is people generally only notice the extreme cases and not the "oh I just got scratched by (insert animal)" cases. I used to get so many dog scratches as a teen and didn't own a pet at all.
I need to get the thought out of my head, or I'll obsess.
But the funny thing to me about S.Hing is people generally only notice the extreme cases and not the "oh I just got scratched by (insert animal)" cases. I used to get so many dog scratches as a teen and didn't own a pet at all.
Feelings are weird. Sometimes I feel fine and sometimes I feel like I'm drowning.
October 3, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Feelings are weird. Sometimes I feel fine and sometimes I feel like I'm drowning.
Sometimes I miss quarantine. I was happier then.
September 30, 2023 at 1:01 AM
Sometimes I miss quarantine. I was happier then.
I want to get drunk and dance.
September 30, 2023 at 1:01 AM
I want to get drunk and dance.
I haven't seen the barbie movie.. I may never do it
September 28, 2023 at 12:15 AM
I haven't seen the barbie movie.. I may never do it
I don't understand corn. Why is it the same coming out as it is going in?
September 25, 2023 at 4:00 PM
I don't understand corn. Why is it the same coming out as it is going in?
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Are… are British white people called biscuits instead of crackers?
September 23, 2023 at 4:00 AM
Are… are British white people called biscuits instead of crackers?
Anyone else able to sing the Josie and the Pussycat soundtrack from the 2000s word for word? Or is that just a me thing?
September 23, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Anyone else able to sing the Josie and the Pussycat soundtrack from the 2000s word for word? Or is that just a me thing?
Despite the universe's best efforts today, I am still alive. Time to drink.
September 23, 2023 at 12:14 AM
Despite the universe's best efforts today, I am still alive. Time to drink.
Soooo.....going two days without your antidepressants and getting hit with the crimson wave at the same time makes for a fuuuuuuun experience. 🙃 I'm so fine. Not emotionally imbalanced at all.....
September 22, 2023 at 3:11 AM
Soooo.....going two days without your antidepressants and getting hit with the crimson wave at the same time makes for a fuuuuuuun experience. 🙃 I'm so fine. Not emotionally imbalanced at all.....
You know what's fun. Feeling yourself falling apart physically and emotionally while smiling like you're fine.
September 22, 2023 at 1:14 AM
You know what's fun. Feeling yourself falling apart physically and emotionally while smiling like you're fine.
I've ran out of spoons for the day. Time to mask.
September 21, 2023 at 7:01 PM
I've ran out of spoons for the day. Time to mask.
I just had the most satisfying interaction with the server at portillos. Their name was Zebra and I want to be their best friend now.
September 21, 2023 at 4:57 PM
I just had the most satisfying interaction with the server at portillos. Their name was Zebra and I want to be their best friend now.
How I look in my head.....but the fat version cause I'm not delusional.
September 21, 2023 at 2:26 AM
How I look in my head.....but the fat version cause I'm not delusional.
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water is a minimalist form of soup
September 21, 2023 at 1:27 AM
water is a minimalist form of soup
I want to get almond shaped nails, but I've been holding off in hopes of getting a cute, awkward girl to notice me. So clearly, with my luck, if I get the nails, that's when it will happen.......guess I'll go make that nail appointment now.
September 21, 2023 at 2:23 AM
I want to get almond shaped nails, but I've been holding off in hopes of getting a cute, awkward girl to notice me. So clearly, with my luck, if I get the nails, that's when it will happen.......guess I'll go make that nail appointment now.
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it's not that hard
September 16, 2023 at 2:12 PM
it's not that hard