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fulano 🇵🇷
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Apoyo la independencia de Puerto Rico y se acaba ahí. (Free Puerto Rico!)

Degree in Anthropology | museum enthusiast | Desperately trying to quit my unrelated job | 36
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China ruling Taiwan = Bad
Russia ruling Ukraine = Bad
Israel ruling Palestine = Bad
US ruling Puerto Rico = Good??*
England ruling Scotland = Bad
Spain ruling Catalunya = Bad

*US has been fucking with Latin America for decades. Don’t fall for the lies of benevolence. We’re seeing the truth everyday
Still waiting for “Mary Poppins 3: What’s Poppin’?” to drop.
December 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Ayo, what a choice. lmao
December 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If only Jack Skellington and the villagers knew about Krampus. He’d get it; the whole holiday would make sense. This whole misunderstanding could’ve been avoided.
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Remember when Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump’s lawyer, Alan Dershowitz, wrote an op-ed trying to justify having sex with kids?

Seems relevant now.
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I always understood the 12 Days of Christmas as the twelve days AFTER, not before, ending on Three Kings Day.

Am I trippin’? Is this just because so many people in the US don’t acknowledge Three Kings Day?
December 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If feels like every member of congress is avoiding the obvious. He abused minors. C’mon.
December 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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THIS IS A CONCENTRATION CAMP #trump #ice #america
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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One of the Venezuelan men interviewed by Sharyn Alfonsi for 60 Minutes said that guards at CECOT would routinely grab prisoners’ genitals with their hands and “tug on them” as a form of torture.
December 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I keep saying this, but the more I hear this jackass pedophile speak, the more qualified for the presidency I feel. I mean, fuck it, there’s no way I can do worse than this racist asshole.

#Nata2028
Because what’s the worse that can happen?
Trump: "We're bringing down drug prices at a level that has never been thought of -- think of it, by 1,000% ... 1,400% in some cases"
December 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I can’t look away from the MAGA Minaj trainwreck. I was never a fan, but goddamn. Just burning all the bridges, ay?
December 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hot take:

Everything after Jordan 9 were ugly.
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Why you won’t find peaceful vacations in Puerto Rico these days . Even scarier living here
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Nigh impossible to defend a country that’s makes it painfully clear it hates you so much for being anything other than a WASP. And ~then~ Trump got elected for the first time.
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Huh. I’m actually a bit surprised the Yankees aren’t higher.
How #MLS Teams' Values Compare To Other Major Sports Leagues And Clubs
December 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
World conquering aliens come down and offer me one chance to talk them out of wiping all human life from the planet:

*deep sigh*

“Look, I’mma keep it real with you, chief…”
December 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
He’s just so unbelievably guilty that it’s kinda funny in a morbid way. Like, dawg, there’s no chance in Hell he’s innocent, in anyway.
December 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The worst part about AI content is the amount of Rule 34 nonsense I’ve seen that I in no way wanted to. Like, I was living a happy life never witnessing Jar-Jar Binks making out with Dobby, but now I have to life with that.
December 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Fuck this tax dodging asshole colonizing our island.

remezcla.com/sports/netfl....
Netflix Sparks Backlash After Using Puerto Rican Flag for Jake Paul
Netflix is facing backlash after promoting the Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua fight using a Puerto Rican flag to represent Paul.
remezcla.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Can’t wait for the Criterion Collection version.
December 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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#OtD 20 Dec 1973 Spanish fascist PM due to succeed Franco, Luis Carrero Blanco, was assassinated and dubbed "Spain's first astronaut" as his car was blown over a five-storey building. His death was credited by some as hastening the return to democracy stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9258...
December 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I watched HIM last night, and I actually disagree with a bit of the criticism. Hell, I actually kinda liked it. I thought the soundtrack was great too, but I suppose anyone who thinks salt is spicy might not be feeling it.
December 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
The instrumental to Gucci Mane’s Lemonade still goes so fucking hard.
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM