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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 34m

just finished 28 Years Later. I feel like I don't have a good handle on it because I didn't watch it right (lots of distractions, interruptions, etc). but I will say this: it's much better than The Minecraft Movie

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 9h

I can be annoying and unfunny too

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 9h

if Bill Maher has a lucrative career in entertainment, they should let me have one too

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 12h

judging by all the Lady Dimitrescu porn I've come across, you Resident Evil pervs were ahead of the game on this

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 12h

just heard a blues song that went "take off your shoes / take off your dress / but you can leave your hat on" and I thought, yeah, this guy gets it. naked lady with a fancy hat. I fuck with it.

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provost.bsky.social @provost.bsky.social · 13h

I wanna be a van guy so bad, with airbrushed big aztec women and eagles and jaguars on the side panel, can you imagine 💦

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 12h

written by Randy Newman. well ain't that something

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 12h

looked it up, turns out its on the soundtrack to 9 1/2 Weeks. and even though I'm a dirty dawg, I've never seen that movie

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 12h

also, check this out: bsky.app/profile/pizz...

SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · Mar 5

"The interior of the Godfather van features circular bed, overhead light show, mirrors, 18 stereo speaker"

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 12h

long ago, I read a porn comic about a guy with a shaggin' wagon. there was a line about how he had an 8 track player so "the grooves could play nonstop while you make love to a sweet honey" or something like that. it immediately sold me on the van idea and I'm still down for it to this day lol

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 12h

just heard a blues song that went "take off your shoes / take off your dress / but you can leave your hat on" and I thought, yeah, this guy gets it. naked lady with a fancy hat. I fuck with it.

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 21h

breakdancing #classiccoolstuff

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 21h

shag carpet van #classiccoolstuff

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 21h

leather jacket #classiccoolstuff

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 21h

you never see greasers pulling out a switch blade that’s really a comb and slicking it through their hair anymore

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madame web’s web @stunninggun.bsky.social · 22h

had this one on my watch list for awhile #nowwatching #horror

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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23h

skateboarding #classiccoolstuff

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area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 23h

I got a lil poster

Depeche Mode black celebration album cover poster

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area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · Aug 6

Imagine how good Minor Threat would have been if they did drugs

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 1d

one of the many onion types I forgot about when I posted that 😔

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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 1d

(bilbo voice) after all, why shouldn’t i snack on it

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 7d

bought yellow onions and the receipt says "cooking onions".. as opposed to snacking onions??

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 1d

but real heads will know Ginger from her starring roles in Vice Academy 2, Mind Body And Soul, and I Wanna Cum Inside Your Mom #23

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 1d

I'm very indifferent about Metallica's cover of Turn The Page, but I found out Ginger Lynn stars in the video so I went and checked that out www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPOT...

Metallica: Turn the Page (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Metallica

www.youtube.com

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 1d

that might also explain why he's so damn smug

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 1d

unhinged behavior, I have no choice but to respect it

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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 1d

haven't had much time for movies lately, but don't worry, my 7 year old just announced that we're starting The Minecraft Movie tonight so cinema is back on the menu

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