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There’s like a hundred genders, despite whatever Donald says.
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Do you really think the Bears can go all the way and win the Donald Trump and Vince Lombardi Trophy?
January 19, 2026 at 12:10 AM
What will you choose when 36-23 actually happens-igami?
January 19, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Talk about your low bars.
December 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This presidential address to the nation could have been an email.
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
For real. “This is not who we are…” ummmmmm. I disagree.
September 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
There’s a nonzero chance Trump broke the news before his next of kin was alerted.
September 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Listen, I’m sure he’s probably dead, but the AP hasn’t confirmed anything. It’s all attributed to Trump.
September 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Yeah. I feel like we shouldn’t have collectively built the internet on trust alone, but it’s too late to go back and fix it so we all move to Cloudflare or AWS or 8.8.8.8 and hope it all works out.

At least it wasn’t my setup this time around.
July 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The internet is so fragile. I hate how easy BGP is to just hijack on a Monday evening in the states.
July 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Thanks for being disingenuous. BHO laid out the legal framework for killing Americans without due process and no trial out in the open with basically zero consequences.
June 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It was the first time a natural-born American citizen was executed without a trial by drone.
June 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This is remarkably hand-waiving for extrajudicial murder. And the intelligence was fine. They investigated themselves and found no wrongdoing. www.justice.gov/sites/defaul...

This opened the door for DJT to take out American citizens he considers combatants. Like me & you. No trial. Just drones.
www.justice.gov
June 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The tan suit was not the biggest scandal.
June 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Yeah, and the drone murder of a natural-born American citizen who hadn't been convicted of a crime in a country the US was not and is not at war, and then doing the same to his son two weeks later, and then investigating themselves and saying "we found we did nothing wrong".

Crazy.
June 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Oh, and the drone murder of an American citizen who had not been convicted of a crime. And then doing the same to his son two weeks later. Yeah, those are definitely two of Obamas biggest scandals.
June 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I mean, for me it was the drone murder of a natural-born American citizen who had not been convicted of a crime in a foreign nation with which the US was not and is not at war. And then doing the same to his son two weeks later.

Between that and the tan suit, half dozen of one, right?
June 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I bring this up any time "tan suit" is mentioned in left-leaning discourse and you'd be surprised how many times it's the first any of them remember hearing the name Anwar Al-Awlaki.
June 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
It was a great time!
June 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM