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There’s like a hundred genders, despite whatever Donald says.
Mmmmm punts. #awtcb
January 19, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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Do you really think the Bears can go all the way and win the Donald Trump and Vince Lombardi Trophy?
January 19, 2026 at 12:10 AM
January 15, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Wait, did he do this specifically do spite the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize who leads the opposition party? This robs her of an election to give them the right to vote for her.
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
TikTok is already cooked. I’m now being served “CK was a saint” content despite following lots of leftists. Guess it’s time to leave. I’m running out of social networks.
October 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Anyone have the actual reported distance of the weapon used to assassinate Kirk? I’ve heard 200 feet, 200 yards and 200 meters.
September 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Barrack Obama, DNC leaders etc are going to publicly cry a lot more about this violence than they ever have about any snipers, bombings or lynchings in Gaza.

“Violence has no place in America!” they will say, on their way to the Raytheon shareholders meeting.
September 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Maybe I just miss Twitter and the actual conversations I would have on there. Bluesky doesn't seem to have the same level of discourse. Which, I suppose is fine? As long as the nazos stay in their lane and don't seek me out.
June 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
@ckilgore.bsky.social Please don’t ever take down your tumblr. I rediscovered your kids’ quotes again recently and it’s filled me with new joy. ❤️💔
May 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Donnie is very busy stifling innovation. #jetkvm
April 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’m sorry, but “we lost by a lot less than we expected to” is not cause for celebration. #florida
April 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Done giving to democrats. I’ll pour my donations into the ACLU and local school districts.
April 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
March 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
🥶
March 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Call me simple, but I think if you own a spaceship company, you don’t get to take healthcare away from poor people.
March 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Joe Wilson wants Trump on a $250 bill. Hilarious.
March 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
February 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Since I started it back up yesterday, I've helped save 37 GB of #DownloadTheGovernment data using my ArchiveTeam Warrior.
February 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I feel like the left should probably brush up on the justification BHO used for taking out Anwar Al-Awlaki. Just for information.
January 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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My last TikTok was Steve from Blues Clues. I feel like the algorithm at least tried to let me down gently.
January 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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As of Jan 1, step therapy is illegal in Illinois. No more insurers forcing people to go through *their* recommended treatments before getting what the doctor thinks is best.
December 27, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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"He's got a little Brett Favre in him"

Mahomes must be defrauding an even poorer state somehow
December 25, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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we are averaging one unsportsmanlike conduct penalty per NFL Christmas Day scoring drive
December 25, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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an hour and ten minutes of jet lag because we missed you nebula.tv/videos/jetla...
Jet Lag: The Game — We Played Hide And Seek Across Japan
Sam and Adam set out on a journey across Japan to find Ben in this revamped game of Hide + Seek.
nebula.tv
December 4, 2024 at 3:31 PM