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why on earth were we just subjected to a Derek Jeter jumpscare in the year 2025
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
why on earth were we just subjected to a Derek Jeter jumpscare in the year 2025
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This is the worst football game ever played. Did both teams eat an entire turkey in the locker room before kickoff
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This is the worst football game ever played. Did both teams eat an entire turkey in the locker room before kickoff
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He fumbled out the end zone smh
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
He fumbled out the end zone smh
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Oh, that's a touchback
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Oh, that's a touchback
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
I’m seeing too many good plates today and not enough bad, embarrassing ones. Here’s a bad plate with a steak cooked at 999 degrees for inspiration
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’m seeing too many good plates today and not enough bad, embarrassing ones. Here’s a bad plate with a steak cooked at 999 degrees for inspiration
I only watched the 1960s Grinch a couple hundred times every December as a kid, so I can’t pretend to be an expert but I’m not quite sure if his modern-day equivalent would be a shill for Walmart
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I only watched the 1960s Grinch a couple hundred times every December as a kid, so I can’t pretend to be an expert but I’m not quite sure if his modern-day equivalent would be a shill for Walmart
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The unaskable question: what would happen if you froze this and put it in your ass
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The unaskable question: what would happen if you froze this and put it in your ass
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are your kids texting about "rizz king" alan dershowitz?
LOL: Loving OJ's Lawyer
BRB: Bari's Rizz Baron
SMDH: Sending More Dershowitz Hashtags
OMG: Opposing More Good (Pierogi)
STFU: Seventeen Technically Factually Underage
LOL: Loving OJ's Lawyer
BRB: Bari's Rizz Baron
SMDH: Sending More Dershowitz Hashtags
OMG: Opposing More Good (Pierogi)
STFU: Seventeen Technically Factually Underage
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
are your kids texting about "rizz king" alan dershowitz?
LOL: Loving OJ's Lawyer
BRB: Bari's Rizz Baron
SMDH: Sending More Dershowitz Hashtags
OMG: Opposing More Good (Pierogi)
STFU: Seventeen Technically Factually Underage
LOL: Loving OJ's Lawyer
BRB: Bari's Rizz Baron
SMDH: Sending More Dershowitz Hashtags
OMG: Opposing More Good (Pierogi)
STFU: Seventeen Technically Factually Underage
RIP Kansas City Chiefs 2019-2025
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
RIP Kansas City Chiefs 2019-2025
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Mahomes takeover drive
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Mahomes takeover drive
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Patrick Mahomes is like if Bugs Bunny played quarterback
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Patrick Mahomes is like if Bugs Bunny played quarterback
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PATRICK KEJEKWKESKKEJWJW
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
PATRICK KEJEKWKESKKEJWJW
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Buddy, I do this even when it's not Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Buddy, I do this even when it's not Thanksgiving
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The guy who invented the word ‘gobble’ should be allowed to invent more things
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The guy who invented the word ‘gobble’ should be allowed to invent more things
gotta say when thinking about the film franchises that could benefit from getting the Into The Spiderverse meta reboot treatment my first choice would not have been “the 1990s big snake eat people movie costarring Ice Cube”
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
gotta say when thinking about the film franchises that could benefit from getting the Into The Spiderverse meta reboot treatment my first choice would not have been “the 1990s big snake eat people movie costarring Ice Cube”
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Post Malone’s sounds like he plays whatever the cultural algorithm tells him to play
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Post Malone’s sounds like he plays whatever the cultural algorithm tells him to play
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(doing a stupid maneuver) this works too. It’s another way to do it
December 22, 2024 at 2:02 AM
(doing a stupid maneuver) this works too. It’s another way to do it
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Quick, they can’t have gotten far
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Quick, they can’t have gotten far
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Post Malone looking like he's trying to get a job at Chotchkie's with that jacket
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Post Malone looking like he's trying to get a job at Chotchkie's with that jacket
Post Malone is canonically his son
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Post Malone is canonically his son
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Safe topics for your family Thanksgiving:
-Hamas
-Everyone’s weight, net worth
-Lives that matter
-Only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun
-Who AI will replace first
-Who controls a woman’s body
-Sydney Sweeney ads
-Best ethnicity
-The Jews, general or specific
-Trump hot?
-Hamas
-Everyone’s weight, net worth
-Lives that matter
-Only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun
-Who AI will replace first
-Who controls a woman’s body
-Sydney Sweeney ads
-Best ethnicity
-The Jews, general or specific
-Trump hot?
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Safe topics for your family Thanksgiving:
-Hamas
-Everyone’s weight, net worth
-Lives that matter
-Only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun
-Who AI will replace first
-Who controls a woman’s body
-Sydney Sweeney ads
-Best ethnicity
-The Jews, general or specific
-Trump hot?
-Hamas
-Everyone’s weight, net worth
-Lives that matter
-Only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun
-Who AI will replace first
-Who controls a woman’s body
-Sydney Sweeney ads
-Best ethnicity
-The Jews, general or specific
-Trump hot?