we are watching The Family Fang
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
we are watching The Family Fang
DEFERRALS???!!? [horrified gasp]
Ken Rosenthal tweeted that the Cease contract includes deferrals.
a close up of a man 's face with the words david worren written below him
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words david worren written below him
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
DEFERRALS???!!? [horrified gasp]
it’s so unfair how the Dodgers can just sign every big free agent. it’s making the game unfair. how can any other team compete when the Dodgers can just buy up everyone and build a superteam? MLB is going down the drain and the Dodgers are why. #lockout2027
BREAKING: The New York Post has learned Dylan Cease to Blue Jays. $210M, 7 years
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
it’s so unfair how the Dodgers can just sign every big free agent. it’s making the game unfair. how can any other team compete when the Dodgers can just buy up everyone and build a superteam? MLB is going down the drain and the Dodgers are why. #lockout2027
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“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
the hot ones trophy is coming home 🌶️
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
the hot ones trophy is coming home 🌶️
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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/
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Oh man
A buddy and I were talking to another friend at a ballgame. Her kid comes running up and yelling for five dollars or to go in the bounce house or something. I spun around and said, "HEY! You ask your mother nicely!" It took a second, and then I said, "Wait, that's not even my kid!"
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Oh man
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everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
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There's a deadly building on fire in Hong Kong and the culprit seems to be the fact that the building was wrapped in bamboo and nylon scaffolding which let the fire run up the outside of the building. But residents were, allegedly, given the traditional stay inside rules for skyscrapers.
At least 44 dead as fire rips through Hong Kong tower blocks | CNN
At least 44 people have been killed after fire spread across multiple high-rise apartment buildings in a Hong Kong housing complex. Follow for live updates
www.cnn.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
There's a deadly building on fire in Hong Kong and the culprit seems to be the fact that the building was wrapped in bamboo and nylon scaffolding which let the fire run up the outside of the building. But residents were, allegedly, given the traditional stay inside rules for skyscrapers.
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Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.
December 21, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a heteromultivalent nanogel capable of killing some of the most dangerous bacteria known to medicine- with over 99.9% effectiveness against P. aeruginosa. It also showed strong antibacterial effects against other major threats, including E. coli and MRSA.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a heteromultivalent nanogel capable of killing some of the most dangerous bacteria known to medicine- with over 99.9% effectiveness against P. aeruginosa. It also showed strong antibacterial effects against other major threats, including E. coli and MRSA.
they should really make a theatrical play out of these Wicked movies
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
they should really make a theatrical play out of these Wicked movies
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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Jones Green Bean Casserole Soda (2004-2004): A sickly green soda made to taste like the divisive Thanksgiving side dish, with notes of earthy green beans, fried onions, and cream of mushroom soup. Sold as part of a novelty holiday-themed pack of sodas.
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Jones Green Bean Casserole Soda (2004-2004): A sickly green soda made to taste like the divisive Thanksgiving side dish, with notes of earthy green beans, fried onions, and cream of mushroom soup. Sold as part of a novelty holiday-themed pack of sodas.
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When another boy has a box
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
When another boy has a box
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“I’m so grateful,” Tony James said with pet pig Roscoe beside him. “They made things happen so quickly.”
A veteran lived in a car with his 250-pound pig for months. Portland first responders found them homes
“I’m so grateful,” Tony James said with pet pig Roscoe beside him. “They made things happen so quickly.”
www.oregonlive.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
“I’m so grateful,” Tony James said with pet pig Roscoe beside him. “They made things happen so quickly.”
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Season 2 Episode 28 - Frame 1003 out of 2785
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Season 2 Episode 28 - Frame 1003 out of 2785
a 1960s James Bond movie producer would send this character back for rewrite
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
a 1960s James Bond movie producer would send this character back for rewrite
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it’s all one four-hour unbroken shot of him sitting on the toilet after the Thanksgiving episode where he ate an entire 19-pound turkey
Friends fans, this is major news for you. Listen up. Matt LeBlanc’s classic spinoff series Joey has just released a whopping eight unaired episodes — over 20 years after the show was cancelled.
Friends Spinoff Joey Randomly Releases 8 Never-Before-Seen Episodes of the Short-Lived Series on YouTube
bit.ly
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
it’s all one four-hour unbroken shot of him sitting on the toilet after the Thanksgiving episode where he ate an entire 19-pound turkey
my contribution to today’s food discourse is that if you buy some good hot dogs, buy some good hot dog buns, save a decent amount of mashed potatoes+gravy from the big meal, and use all four of those ingredients to make your post-Thanksgiving sandwich on Friday, you will be thanking me profusely
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
my contribution to today’s food discourse is that if you buy some good hot dogs, buy some good hot dog buns, save a decent amount of mashed potatoes+gravy from the big meal, and use all four of those ingredients to make your post-Thanksgiving sandwich on Friday, you will be thanking me profusely