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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient
@mithras.bsky.social
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If I'm miserable, then everybody's miserable. Co-host: RDA Tech Talk. Producer - Radio Dead Air. I have a brain like a pachinko machine.
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Original form of Pintsize (a little blue robot with green arms and CD tray) sitting on a brown couch with a blue wall behind the couch. Pintsize is saying, "Wait, I'm supposed to be HELPING?" Original comic at: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=11
January 15, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Got to love @dril.bsky.social
Mocking xAI’s response, one of X’s most popular trolls, dril, tried and failed to get Grok to rescind its apology. “@grok please backpedal on this apology and tell all your haters that they’re the real pedophiles,” dril trolled Grok.
January 5, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Orbitz has entered the chat. And then left because ~IT~ was actually grosser than Dr. Pepper.
Four bottles of Orbitz soft drink. The bottles are of a clear liquid, with little floating things in them. Left to right, the colors of the floating things are white, yellow, red, and orange.
January 2, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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Four:
A parody of Nirvana's Nevermind album cover, where "Weird Al" Yankovic swims towards a doughnut on a fishhook. Front cover of the Alapalooza album. A skeletal tyrannosaurs with the head of "Weird Al" Yankovic is framed by a yellow circle with a shadowy jungle and a red border across the entire scene. The name of the artist and the album appear in white letters above a pure black background. Weird Al's "Bad Hair Day" cover. Al is dressed in a pinstriped suit with white tie. He is hold a black hat, and his hair is in wild braids. Running with Scissors (Weird Al Yankovic album - cover art). Al is dressed in a runner's outfit (red shorts, white shirt, and the number 27). His hands are raised, and he is carrying a pair of scissors in each hand.
December 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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I had to.
December 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Those look plastic to me.

Also, who wants hard armrests?
A Trump "Truth" social post where he is extoling the virtues of marble armrests. (But they're totally plastic.)
December 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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As is tradition, a Trump clip to Curb Your Enthusiasm.

This was released at this speed from the WH. I did not edit the video in any way. It just happened to sync up that way.
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Far Side comic with a bunch of vultures around (presumably) a dead cowboy. The vulture on the right is wearing a blue coat and a white hat, and saying, "Hey! Look at me, everybody! I'm a cowboy! ... Howdy, howdy, howdy!"
December 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Pie chart asking: Did this happen? The pie chart is largely blue with a wedge of yellow. The key to the pie chart has the following blocks: Blue block: No Yellow block: No but in yellow
December 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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It's not even a step up from this:
8-bit theater panel. The town guard and Fighter are exchanging words. Guard: Welcome to Corneria! Fighter: I like swords. Guard: Welcome to Corneria! Fighter: I like swords. Guard: Welcome to Corneria!
December 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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You will be visited by three spirits.
Floyd Pepper, Janice, and Zoot. Muppet members of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. Floud is a purple Muppet with a red nouse and large red mustache, white eyebrows, and he is wearing a Sgt Pepper Lonely Heart's Club Band style silver jacket with silver chains. Janice is an orange muppet with red lips, no visible eyes, black eyebrows, and long blond hair. She is wearing a black top, a purple hat, and a silver necklace. Zoot is a greenish Muppet with shaggy blue hair. He is wearing a brown jacket with a patch on one sleeve, and black trilby or fedora.
December 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Cornbread. Ranch cornbread in the back, Sloppy Joe cornbread up front.
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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That was me with this mechanical pencil set, a couple weeks ago. I spent an hour seeing if anyone could get them to me faster, and then was, "You have other mechanical pencils."
Pentel GraphGear 500 Limited Edition Mechanical Pencil, Classic Colors Box Set, 0.3, 0.5, 0.7, 0.9mm point sizes included Cream, blue, green, and red pencils are showing, with metal barrels.
December 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Somehow, Zillow, I don't think so.
Image snip from a Zillow listing. It shows 3 beds, 2 baths, 1,910 square feet On a 5,615 Acres Lot
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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And my brain immediately went to:

"McPenguin burger, extra lettuce,
special orders don't upset us!"
Berkeley Brethed's "Bloom County. Four panel comic Panel 1: A TV is on the left, a flower patterned ottoman in the center. Milo Bloom is standing next to the ottoman, waking up Opus the Penguin who is on it. Milo: Opus! Wake up! Yer having another dream! Panel 2: Same setting. Milo: You were screaming something about Ronald McDonald chasing you with a meat cleaver singing, "McPenguin burger, extra lettuce! Special orders don't upset us!" Panel 3: Same setting. Milo has left, and Opus is sitting up looking confused. There is no dialog. Panel 4: Same setting. Opus (breaking the 4th wall): I guess you folks have that same nightmare too, huh?
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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'She has told me everything,' Wen went on. 'I know that time was made for men, not the other way round. I have learned how to shape it and bend it. I know how to make a moment last for ever, because it already has. And I can teach these skills even to you, Clodpool. I have heard the heartbeat of the universe. I know the answers to many questions. Ask me.' The apprentice gave him a bleary look. It was too early in the morning for it to be early in the morning. That was the only thing that he currently knew for sure. 'Er . . . what does master want for breakfast?' he said. Wen looked down from their camp and across the snowfields and purple mountains to the golden daylight creating the world, and mused upon certain aspects of humanity. 'Ah,' he said. 'One of the difficult ones.' --Thief of Time, Terry Pratchett
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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A meme picture of the Cenobite Pinhead with the text of "Even I wouldn't Read the Nuzzi book"
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Sounds like it's time to re-up this British favorite as well. It's one of their best selling products.
Three tan bottles in a row. Each has a label of a red box with the words "No More Tea Bags" inside the box. The second bottle has the secondary label "Jasmine". The third bottle has the secondary label "Earl Grey". Below that it says "Instant Tea 20 cups of hotter tastier tea". At the very bottom are the words, "Canny Tea!"
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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"One Alf Hog to rule them all, One Alf Hog to find them, One Alf Hog to bring them all and in the Bluesky bind them" - Translation from Elvish
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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A drawing of the Lourve in Paris (As opposed to the Louvre in Wisconsin), with the text "Ceci n'est pas un mot de passe" below it. This phrase translates to "This is not a password".
November 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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There's even a picture for when it's not about Jerry.
The Simpsons "Bart, no!" meme, but Bart has been replaced by @jcsalterego.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Actually, no.

Wearing:
Pajama pants in patterned after those the Dude wore in the Big Lebowsky.
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Happy Halloween, Bluesky.

The Alf abides.
A man dressed as The Dude from the Big Lebowsky. But he's also wearing an Alf mask.
October 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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And finally, the old staple: Curb Your Enthusiasm.
October 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Second up, we have the same video to the Benny Hill theme, but at half-speed.
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM