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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient

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If I'm miserable, then everybody's miserable. Co-host: RDA Tech Talk. Producer - Radio Dead Air. I have a brain like a pachinko machine.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · Dec 3

The hammer.

4 lb hammer with an ISO 9000 compliant (probably not) label: "ITjölnir"

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 1h

Even when Republicans tried to recall him, several times, we were all, "Yeah, he's a shit, but y'all are worse shit, so we're not going to let you".

It's not like we actually liked him.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 1h

There's a white wrapped one (may be the same one, I'm just a county away from Emma), a blue wrapped one, one wrapped to advertise a pest removal service, and a 4th wrapped for some other advertising (I forget exactly what) where I live.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 1h

That's bonus tip time, right there.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 1h

"Whaddya mean they shot my young priest in the head with a pepper ball? Get my kit. We're going down there for a cleansing. Chicago style."

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 3h

I made an amazing batch of shrimp today.

Marinated them in cherry vodka, cherry shoyu, and five spice, then pan cooked them with a bit of butter, ginger, and lemon juice.

No picture; they're already gone.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 4h

I guess we will find out in the next filing.... if there is no Merritt.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 19h

If I'd waited 10 more seconds on my reply....

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 19h

I remember seeing a tumblr post along those lines.

I guess what I'm hung up on, and probably wording very badly, is that I recall green and purple also being (and still) quite common... Did the first jerkass get rejected by a woman with blue hair and it snowballed?

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 19h

Because they'd hit the LD50 dose of Old Spice at twelve.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 19h

....so, Metallica?

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 19h

I'd like to think that Michael Che could hit.

He'd be making a joke at Colin Jost's expense while doing it, though.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 19h

I'm still unclear on why they collectively decided on blue hair being a bad thing.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 19h

If it makes it to 20 innings, the game is called and the Chicago Bears are declared the winners.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 19h

Godot called.

He said to bunt.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 19h

I love that, right now, the Wikipedia entry doesn't list Patton Oswalt as playing a character, so I must assume that he's playing himself in the movie.