40% of the way to a Strike Force 5 reunion

Hoping after annex, we can annzed them too

@elienyc.bsky.social turns out the revolution IS gonna be a rerun. :(

Does anyone know if any of the places mentioned in Free Fallin' were affected by the fires? If so, it's only a matter of time till there's a Candle in the Wind situation and it'll be 1997 all over again

Many of the firefighters helping with the fire are currently serving time in prison. There’s an alternative universe where Trump is one of them. What I’m trying to say is that I’m wearing my shoes on the wrong feet to try and Everything, Everywhere, All At Once it into reality

They say a hacker got damming evidence against Matt Gaetz. Now he just needs to find a shopping mall that’s doing a taping of a dating show to show us. “I said now Silent Bob”

Oy Trump.... Why nominate someone from MTV's "Real World" to be Secretary of Transportation? You pick someone from "Road Rules"!
... at the very least someone that's been on "Real World/Road Rules Challenge"

Silly Jake Paul, you have to wait for him to blink, then you punch

Don’t worry America. So we’ve joined Cobra Kai in a moment of frustration. It’s only a season or two until we’re welcomed back to Miyagi-Do

Can’t wait to see what it’s like to always have been at war with Eastasia