Mitt Effing Romney
@mitteffingromney.bsky.social
Any similarities to the actual Mitt Romney are purely coincidental
… Dave Matthews?
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
… Dave Matthews?
I have a good friend that played sax in a James Brown tribute band and asked him how does he remember to take it to the bridge
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I have a good friend that played sax in a James Brown tribute band and asked him how does he remember to take it to the bridge
They were the lucky ones, they managed to escape during the Carter administration
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
They were the lucky ones, they managed to escape during the Carter administration
You’re describing the Last Jedi
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
You’re describing the Last Jedi
Remind me of how Nixon responded to the Smothers Brothers…
September 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Remind me of how Nixon responded to the Smothers Brothers…
Look up “plague” in the phone book and there’s a photo of Fisher Stevens
September 8, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Look up “plague” in the phone book and there’s a photo of Fisher Stevens
I hope they talk about her the same way guys with one black friend do. ‘My political opponent “Who happens to be Black”’
August 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I hope they talk about her the same way guys with one black friend do. ‘My political opponent “Who happens to be Black”’
I prefer to thinking of prices being teleological in that it's their purpose to rise. Yay, philosophy!!!
August 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I prefer to thinking of prices being teleological in that it's their purpose to rise. Yay, philosophy!!!
If you're going to make a new Running Man, since Richard Dawson was the MC in the original, it's only fair to give the role to Steve Harvey
July 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If you're going to make a new Running Man, since Richard Dawson was the MC in the original, it's only fair to give the role to Steve Harvey
Daniel Simpson Day?
June 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Daniel Simpson Day?
You’re a cool dude, but I’m still not letting vampires inside my house
May 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You’re a cool dude, but I’m still not letting vampires inside my house
Thirty Eight Eighty Two!
May 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Thirty Eight Eighty Two!
Great... now I won't panic every time I read his name and think you suddenly turned heel!!
May 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Great... now I won't panic every time I read his name and think you suddenly turned heel!!
Why are you wearing that toy on your head?!?
March 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Why are you wearing that toy on your head?!?
Gotta admit, that font's a banger tho
February 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Gotta admit, that font's a banger tho
Doechii!!!! All you need to know!!
February 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Doechii!!!! All you need to know!!
A-B-C, E-S-S, 1-2-3
Baby you and me, girl
Baby you and me, girl
January 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
A-B-C, E-S-S, 1-2-3
Baby you and me, girl
Baby you and me, girl
You forget, Jesus was a carpenter. ... or was that Harrison Ford?
December 23, 2024 at 6:37 PM
You forget, Jesus was a carpenter. ... or was that Harrison Ford?