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Mara_Jade_Palpatine
@mj-palpatine.bsky.social
No one is entitled to your attention or friendship. Trolls and DMs get blocked. Damn the man, save the Empire!

Shamelessly brown MudBlood.

They/Them/Their
My mom did it more than anyone. "Take it like a man." I feel like a broken soul watching all of these boys dehumanize themselves and each other. Trying to hurt other people to make them feel as empty as we do.
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It is quite often omitted by optimistic people.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Yeah I have that problem. 2 drinks may as well be nothing and the dozen I need makes me go overboard. I am not angry or violent so people let it go way longer than would have otherwise.. but it makes me eat more, exercise less and get anxious when I feel like it is time to drink again.. so I quited
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
lol, I have done it twice for one and a few times for a few others.. once each max. Also once I did it bc I had to get away from her, so it was still a because. sigh, I loved all dem.
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Story checks out.
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Fucking legend.
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
We need a hideous white guy to pretend to be black in the most cringey and un self-aware manner possible, who do we got?
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
That is Wallace Shawn. Wally from My Dinner with Andre and Vizzini from The Princess Bride!!!! Love him!
November 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What is the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Do you keep a list of past partners?
October 28, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Since I can remember thinking at all on my own, Anarchy. Indeed.
October 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
486 DX2 66
October 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
20 slow blinks before I am ready to go *anywhere*
October 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Would we call it the Epstein-Barroom? Just to emphasize who we should associate as the "missing link" between DOJ-Epstein-Trump?
October 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM