Mara_Jade_Palpatine
@mj-palpatine.bsky.social
No one is entitled to your attention or friendship. Trolls and DMs get blocked. Damn the man, save the Empire!
Shamelessly brown MudBlood.
They/Them/Their
Shamelessly brown MudBlood.
They/Them/Their
Pinned
"I do my thing and you do your thing.
I am not in this world to live up to your expectations,
And you are not in this world to live up to mine.
You are you, and I am I,
and if by chance we find each other, it's beautiful.
If not, it can't be helped."
- Gestalt Prayer
I am not in this world to live up to your expectations,
And you are not in this world to live up to mine.
You are you, and I am I,
and if by chance we find each other, it's beautiful.
If not, it can't be helped."
- Gestalt Prayer
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i always thought id become a sword lesbian but no, unfortunately my weapon of choice is fists
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
i always thought id become a sword lesbian but no, unfortunately my weapon of choice is fists
I am having an existential meltdown and can no longer carry on the rhetorical fight against the assholes in charge of the world. Take up my slack for me, I will be back on the lines as soon as I am able.
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I am having an existential meltdown and can no longer carry on the rhetorical fight against the assholes in charge of the world. Take up my slack for me, I will be back on the lines as soon as I am able.
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Michael Rapaport’s last gig in the entertainment industry…I’m excited for him to be ripped to shreds.
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Michael Rapaport’s last gig in the entertainment industry…I’m excited for him to be ripped to shreds.
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Next time someone sneers about how they need to stay on the low engagement apartheid machine because BlueSky is such an echo chamber, gently remind them that Elon Musk is one of the worst mass killers of this century.
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Next time someone sneers about how they need to stay on the low engagement apartheid machine because BlueSky is such an echo chamber, gently remind them that Elon Musk is one of the worst mass killers of this century.
That is Wallace Shawn. Wally from My Dinner with Andre and Vizzini from The Princess Bride!!!! Love him!
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
November 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
That is Wallace Shawn. Wally from My Dinner with Andre and Vizzini from The Princess Bride!!!! Love him!
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why do all of us think we are the only ugly person and everyone else is fine? where did this come from and why do we all act like its not happening
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
why do all of us think we are the only ugly person and everyone else is fine? where did this come from and why do we all act like its not happening
I have a great coworker who dropped this at the perfect moment. It is how I knew she was great, but I always suspected it.
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I have a great coworker who dropped this at the perfect moment. It is how I knew she was great, but I always suspected it.
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So I am a dyed in the wool anarchist and maybe things were different if you only got your information about the left online, but this is not at all my experience with on the ground antifascist organizing. As much as it pains me to say it, the communist parties came out in force to join with antifa
Everyone has memoryholed this and thus I'm constantly on about it, but *before 2016* antifascism was incredibly unpopular in The Left. It was basically confined to a minority tendency within anarchism. Virtually everyone else wanted a popular front that didn't create splits over kicking nazis out.
Establishment Democrats spent a full year complaining the Left forced them to be “woke.”
But then a left populist, Graham Platner, threatened to win in Maine, so they went right back to trying to cancel someone over old internet posts.
But then a left populist, Graham Platner, threatened to win in Maine, so they went right back to trying to cancel someone over old internet posts.
October 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
So I am a dyed in the wool anarchist and maybe things were different if you only got your information about the left online, but this is not at all my experience with on the ground antifascist organizing. As much as it pains me to say it, the communist parties came out in force to join with antifa
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I can't trust anyone who passes a cat on the street and doesn't react whatsoever, unlike me, who has to stop and make stupid kissy noises.
October 24, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I can't trust anyone who passes a cat on the street and doesn't react whatsoever, unlike me, who has to stop and make stupid kissy noises.
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
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social media doesnt have (but desperately needs) that same social mechanism that happens when your bestie is being a drunk emotional freak and you gotta drag her outta the bar and into the backseat so she can cry it out instead of making more of a scene
October 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
social media doesnt have (but desperately needs) that same social mechanism that happens when your bestie is being a drunk emotional freak and you gotta drag her outta the bar and into the backseat so she can cry it out instead of making more of a scene
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“Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents.”
― Marilyn Monroe
― Marilyn Monroe
October 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents.”
― Marilyn Monroe
― Marilyn Monroe
MS upgraded everything on Oct. 14. Nothing will work right for *years*
"windows just updated and now nothing works!!!!"
first time?? sucks to suck lol
first time?? sucks to suck lol
October 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
MS upgraded everything on Oct. 14. Nothing will work right for *years*
Fucking right.
October 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Fucking right.
Guess who's back?
October 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Guess who's back?
I had a minor breakdown and had to quit drinking and start up therapy for my BPD again. Thank you for your patience in my absence. I will try to update when I can. I am feeling much better.
September 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I had a minor breakdown and had to quit drinking and start up therapy for my BPD again. Thank you for your patience in my absence. I will try to update when I can. I am feeling much better.
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Fired for refusing to fabricate evidence to help get someone else fired. That’s where we are.
September 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Fired for refusing to fabricate evidence to help get someone else fired. That’s where we are.
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It's been a bizarre week when I have to agree with Tucker Carlson. www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
September 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It's been a bizarre week when I have to agree with Tucker Carlson. www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
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In front of the Sybergs in Arnold, MO earlier tonight.
Dark car with licensce plate # JL8 V4D
See, I can do it too.
Dark car with licensce plate # JL8 V4D
See, I can do it too.
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
In front of the Sybergs in Arnold, MO earlier tonight.
Dark car with licensce plate # JL8 V4D
See, I can do it too.
Dark car with licensce plate # JL8 V4D
See, I can do it too.
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I am confused in WWII Antifascists smashed the Nazis and we beat Hitler
Now it’s bad to be Antifascists?
Explain that one
Now it’s bad to be Antifascists?
Explain that one
September 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I am confused in WWII Antifascists smashed the Nazis and we beat Hitler
Now it’s bad to be Antifascists?
Explain that one
Now it’s bad to be Antifascists?
Explain that one
Yall need to stop breaking bread with Trump voters, regardless of your relationship status.
September 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Yall need to stop breaking bread with Trump voters, regardless of your relationship status.
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this is real, and yes that reply that is the head of the FCC
September 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM