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In lieu of victory the people crave pop tart flesh
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
December 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Reposted by Matt
Pop tarts bowl exec: thrilled for this new partnership, love the energy of college football, we barely have to even try to sell it, much less tap into the dark ancient primordial human need to kill in order to glorify the merciless gods

One guy on the marketing team: actually
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Demonstrated this for my wife and MIL who are both devotees of box mac and there are two more converts.
the important thing (mac and cheese hack): 1 cup of water, 1 cup of milk, some butter, the cheese packet, and the box of mac and cheese in the pan all at once for a better, easier mac
December 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Lol I once described Steelers games to my friend as "a bit more than 50% of the time, it's a close game, Mike Tomlin does some voodoo shit, and the Steelers win".
December 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Playoffs are about access, not outcomes.

If the goal of the CFP organization is to find the best team, there's no need to play the games just roll the preseason top 12 out there and we'll find out.

But we shouldn't do that.
December 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I remember when we used to have to deal with these absurd commercial breaks.
December 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It's SuperBrawl day!

Cat-Griz / Brawl of the Wild is going to be awesome.
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Gotta think there's no way OU wins this. Their offense just isn't that good.
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Y'all James Cameron is still James Cameron.

The credits scene ALONE is worth the price.
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Gary Danielson is weirdly obsessed with Blake Horvath's bleeding hand
December 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Reposted by Matt
They’ve got coyote pelts 😂
December 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Hot chicken pop tarts

A cogent explanation of the playoff being what the zeitgeist thought it wanted, why it actually ripped giant holes across fandoms, why it probably won't work out but will continue to expand

Buy homefield & Jason's book & channel 6 & phantom Island & killer antz

Love y'all
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December 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I need to trick my brain into thinking that fruit is just ice cream with fiber supplements.

I love fruit. But I really love ice cream.
December 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I have a hard time making this argument on the field through common opponents this year.

FSU got pounded by Florida, but also the ACC. Ole Miss and UVA both almost lost to WSU. LSU barely beat Clemson, so did 4 ACC teams. UGA beat GT by 7, then blew out Alabama 7 days later.
why are we bashing jmu and tulane when the acc was a trash heap that should’ve been no-bid
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
So two rematches and two likely blowouts in the first round.

Normal selection committee stuff as they rationalize SEC supremacy
December 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ummm....

Haynes King is way better than Mendoza. Dude has no idea where rushers are.
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I feel so grimy rooting for Duke but I guess that's the ACC basketball memories coming out in me.

#TeamChaos
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
There are so many Kiffin signs at the St Jude Marathon
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Lol FSU
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Doesn't bode well for Tennessee that they're going into the half tied and Vandy has thrown two interceptions already
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
NO. BAD TRUMPET. BAD.
Repost to anger our former band members and followers.
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Oh man the Ohio State fans are about to lose it
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My favorite part of the pants shitting TAMU did beyond "I like it when highly ranked teams lose" is that uga now has to play an extra game against a good team, increasing wear and tear and reducing their chances to win the playoff.
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Lol TAMU let a Manning score a rushing touchdown
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM