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Matt
@mjacksongt.bsky.social
Born at 348ppm
I live in Tennessee.

Does it really matter? My reps won't listen to me or care anyway.

I already called of course but that's never gotten me anything more than a form letter and a subscription to Marsha's and Chucky's fascist spam.
January 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Favorites haven't exactly done well so are they really favorites?
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I didn't start recording early enough! I started recording around 930ish
January 1, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Anderson's dramatic reading of Taylor Swift's ode to Travis's permits is yet another thing I didn't think I'd see
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Never did think I'd see CNN do a lingering, full frame shot of Shakira's ass dancing but....
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Anderson dragging his ancestors for losing the family fortune faster than any family in history
January 1, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Stephen Colbert greeting the new year in Elvish is fantastic.

Also: "DON'T TRUST BILLIONAIRES"
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Andy just called Anderson "the Vanderbilt boy"

OMG
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Anderson is murdering this Andy puppet
January 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Sarah Sherman is a very funny person.
January 1, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Anderson: I didn't know Nicole Kidman was recently single

Andy: Don't you cover *the News*?
January 1, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Certainly seems that if anything nearly a month off is too much.
January 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
This looks a lot like the 2006 national title game for Ohio State
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
You can do it with regular season results too.

The conference just isn't worthy of the accolades and rankings it has gotten this year based on actual game results.
December 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
December 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You forgot to fill in DC Spencer
December 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM