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Matt Parker
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Maths Teacher in alternative provision, father of two. Aston Villa, Warwickshire County Cricket Club, England Rugby, running, National Trust, Genesis, beer and Malbec.

Bollocks to Brexit.
🎶 YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT 🎶

#upthevilla
Following their late win over Arsenal on Saturday, Aston Villa are now sixth in Opta's Global Power Rankings, ahead of Chelsea, Liverpool and Real Madrid. 📈

#AVFC
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
youtu.be/cUUVLV7MYU0?...

Did anyone else have this on on repeat all the way down to Wembley in 96? #avfc
DAVE CHANCE'S ASTON VILLA LEAGUE CUP FINAL WINNERS 1996 SONG. IT'S UP TO YOU DWIGHT YORKE
YouTube video by dave chance
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I have just taken my family on the Severn Valley Railway and Aston Villa are in the title race.

What cricket?

#avfc
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Trump has won the FIFA peace prize. Absolutely out of nowhere. What an underdog. What a story.

#fifa #nonce
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
All I want for Christmas is a confident Ollie Watkins and a Joe Root 100 down under #avfc #ashes
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Saturday is MASSIVE #avfc
December 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
We have a confident Ollie Watkins again ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ #utv #avfc
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Look at that #avfc
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Admirably shite start from Spurs 👏🏻 #veryveryfunnyindeed
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This isn’t getting anything like the traction it requires
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Look what I bought for myself on Friday night before it all went to shit #ashes
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
What changed that game was Konsa giving Maatsen an absolute 10/10 handshake at half time. #avfc
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There we fuckin’ go #utv
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Playing like strangers today. Decision-making has been so poor. Need a rocket from Unai at half time. #avfc
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Nice one, Zak #ashes
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Wonderful comedic contrast on the BBC website today #worldcupqualifiers
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
That was excellent #avfc
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The leaflet that my daughter grabbed at the library earlier and that my son has been using as a bookmark all afternoon. They’re four and seven.
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Due to car issues, I have found myself stranded in Luton. Strolled to have a look at the famous away end. What a timeline this is. #luton
October 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
🇮🇪 with the uni bunch
October 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Both brothers in law are Spurs. Love a win against them. #avfc #utfv
October 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Reposted by Matt Parker
Decades after the Heysel and Hillsborough disasters, can politicians please not second-guess expert safety assessments for football stadiums.

Thank you.

An Aston Villa fan.
October 17, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Slap a #lions badge on anything and I’m buying. Bet this is shite too. Aussie Sauv. Idiot.
October 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Chester Marathon ✅
3h25
October 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I run a #marathon today.
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM