mjfgates
mjfgates.bsky.social
mjfgates
@mjfgates.bsky.social
Retired. Widower. Formerly "that FC with the voice." One of the most ancient shitposters on the internet.
There's always model trains. You can go into the basement and not come out for YEARS. "Sorry, can't come up just now, building a new siding for Catsittingham Village."
February 3, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Yup.

Well, now that we know, where's the "wrong answers only" version? I'm gonna say... Garfield.
February 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Majestic. Dignified.

...pink.
February 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
The leader of Antifa, he BABY
February 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
So, not Stancil then.
February 3, 2026 at 2:56 AM
So you're saying it has just become more urgent to ID that one guy who shit on the hotel window so that he can be billed for cleaning?
February 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
He could totally take one cop off the rolls to pay for this, and that would be TWO good things he's done.
February 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I *am* curious about the system to shove GW of heat out the door continually for years, with no maintenance. They obviously can't use anything with moving parts, so how does this work?
February 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
It's the trans people, in particular, who are saying that. And in any case it's NOT between JD Vance and Gavin Newsom, unless Vance has changed parties and is planning to run in the Democratic presidential primary.

Stop trying to make it be Newsom.
February 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
You're right, this isn't "leftist."

It's "knows a trans person." Or "has ever been homeless." Or "has met a crypto grifter and seen right through their bullshit." Or, or, or.

Newsom is actually bad, and the thing to do about that is to actually kick his ass out during the primary.
February 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
And of course you COULD. Well, people who aren't nice to mousies could.
February 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM