mjfgates
@mjfgates.bsky.social
Retired. Widower. Formerly "that FC with the voice." One of the most ancient shitposters on the internet.
Yup.
Well, now that we know, where's the "wrong answers only" version? I'm gonna say... Garfield.
Well, now that we know, where's the "wrong answers only" version? I'm gonna say... Garfield.
February 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Yup.
Well, now that we know, where's the "wrong answers only" version? I'm gonna say... Garfield.
Well, now that we know, where's the "wrong answers only" version? I'm gonna say... Garfield.
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I’m not going to pretend Frank doesn’t have Problems but it’s extremely funny watching people who don’t get the character complaining about this being “political”
Frank has always hated corrupt cops, he’s a bad person who really truly hates when bad people are in positions of authority
Frank has always hated corrupt cops, he’s a bad person who really truly hates when bad people are in positions of authority
DING DING DING, WE HAVE A WINNER! THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS, IT'S FRANK "SO DID THEY" CASTLE, THE PUNISHER!
February 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I’m not going to pretend Frank doesn’t have Problems but it’s extremely funny watching people who don’t get the character complaining about this being “political”
Frank has always hated corrupt cops, he’s a bad person who really truly hates when bad people are in positions of authority
Frank has always hated corrupt cops, he’s a bad person who really truly hates when bad people are in positions of authority
Majestic. Dignified.
...pink.
...pink.
February 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Majestic. Dignified.
...pink.
...pink.
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Zero regrets on that cat’s face. Something tells me we will be living with this new look for an extended period of time.
February 2, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Zero regrets on that cat’s face. Something tells me we will be living with this new look for an extended period of time.
The leader of Antifa, he BABY
February 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The leader of Antifa, he BABY
So, not Stancil then.
February 3, 2026 at 2:56 AM
So, not Stancil then.
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DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
After Border Patrol shot two people in Portland, DHS claimed they were "vicious gang members" tied to a past shooting.
But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
DHS’s account of two Venezuelans shot by border patrol falls apart in court: ‘A smear campaign’
Immigration officials said agent shot two ‘vicious gang members’ in Portland, but records obtained by the Guardian reveal US prosecutor contradicted claims
www.theguardian.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
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DHS literally posted "Want cheaper housing?" with a number to report your neighbors.
We did this in the Trail of Tears. We used weak people's desire for free land to get them turn on the Natives. That was the "Destiny" our nation made manifest.
We did this in the Trail of Tears. We used weak people's desire for free land to get them turn on the Natives. That was the "Destiny" our nation made manifest.
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
DHS literally posted "Want cheaper housing?" with a number to report your neighbors.
We did this in the Trail of Tears. We used weak people's desire for free land to get them turn on the Natives. That was the "Destiny" our nation made manifest.
We did this in the Trail of Tears. We used weak people's desire for free land to get them turn on the Natives. That was the "Destiny" our nation made manifest.
So you're saying it has just become more urgent to ID that one guy who shit on the hotel window so that he can be billed for cleaning?
February 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
So you're saying it has just become more urgent to ID that one guy who shit on the hotel window so that he can be billed for cleaning?
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Just wait until they find out the Feds will sacrifice them & that qualified immunity by calling them contractors not employees
ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring
ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Just wait until they find out the Feds will sacrifice them & that qualified immunity by calling them contractors not employees
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As a Temple University graduate I feel compelled to share this. Please donate to Jerome's gfm if you could spare a few bucks. We will win.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-je...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-je...
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
As a Temple University graduate I feel compelled to share this. Please donate to Jerome's gfm if you could spare a few bucks. We will win.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-je...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-je...
He could totally take one cop off the rolls to pay for this, and that would be TWO good things he's done.
February 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
He could totally take one cop off the rolls to pay for this, and that would be TWO good things he's done.
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WOLFF: “.. if the American public knew the real nature of Donald Trump’s long relationship with Jeffery Epstein, they would turn away in horror and revulsion. So sue me. Let’s sue each other. I have nothing to hide, Mr. President, but you surely do.”
@michaelwolffnyc.bsky.social
@michaelwolffnyc.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
WOLFF: “.. if the American public knew the real nature of Donald Trump’s long relationship with Jeffery Epstein, they would turn away in horror and revulsion. So sue me. Let’s sue each other. I have nothing to hide, Mr. President, but you surely do.”
@michaelwolffnyc.bsky.social
@michaelwolffnyc.bsky.social
I *am* curious about the system to shove GW of heat out the door continually for years, with no maintenance. They obviously can't use anything with moving parts, so how does this work?
February 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I *am* curious about the system to shove GW of heat out the door continually for years, with no maintenance. They obviously can't use anything with moving parts, so how does this work?
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sorry maybe this is an unnecessary level of stating the obvious, but sometimes when someone says they don’t think puerto ricans are “american,” it isn’t an opportunity to do a little civics gotcha & tell them about the insular cases. they just mean they think real americans are white.
February 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
sorry maybe this is an unnecessary level of stating the obvious, but sometimes when someone says they don’t think puerto ricans are “american,” it isn’t an opportunity to do a little civics gotcha & tell them about the insular cases. they just mean they think real americans are white.
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ICE is now claiming it can arrest people without a warrant.
This comes after another internal memo asserting ICE agents can forcibly enter homes without a judicial warrant.
Hello? Democrats cannot let these blatantly unconstitutional actions continue. Not another penny for ICE.
This comes after another internal memo asserting ICE agents can forcibly enter homes without a judicial warrant.
Hello? Democrats cannot let these blatantly unconstitutional actions continue. Not another penny for ICE.
February 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
ICE is now claiming it can arrest people without a warrant.
This comes after another internal memo asserting ICE agents can forcibly enter homes without a judicial warrant.
Hello? Democrats cannot let these blatantly unconstitutional actions continue. Not another penny for ICE.
This comes after another internal memo asserting ICE agents can forcibly enter homes without a judicial warrant.
Hello? Democrats cannot let these blatantly unconstitutional actions continue. Not another penny for ICE.
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What was meant to silence these ranchers brought them national attention, from rallies at the Colorado Capitol to a feature in Jordan Peele’s High Horse.
Now they’re working with lawmakers to push for legislation and are thinking of running for office.
capitalbnews.org/black-colora...
Now they’re working with lawmakers to push for legislation and are thinking of running for office.
capitalbnews.org/black-colora...
Black Colorado Ranchers Prevail After Attempts to Run Them Off the Land
After years of facing discrimination and harassment, the Mallerys are pushing forward and fighting for change.
capitalbnews.org
February 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
What was meant to silence these ranchers brought them national attention, from rallies at the Colorado Capitol to a feature in Jordan Peele’s High Horse.
Now they’re working with lawmakers to push for legislation and are thinking of running for office.
capitalbnews.org/black-colora...
Now they’re working with lawmakers to push for legislation and are thinking of running for office.
capitalbnews.org/black-colora...
It's the trans people, in particular, who are saying that. And in any case it's NOT between JD Vance and Gavin Newsom, unless Vance has changed parties and is planning to run in the Democratic presidential primary.
Stop trying to make it be Newsom.
Stop trying to make it be Newsom.
February 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
It's the trans people, in particular, who are saying that. And in any case it's NOT between JD Vance and Gavin Newsom, unless Vance has changed parties and is planning to run in the Democratic presidential primary.
Stop trying to make it be Newsom.
Stop trying to make it be Newsom.
You're right, this isn't "leftist."
It's "knows a trans person." Or "has ever been homeless." Or "has met a crypto grifter and seen right through their bullshit." Or, or, or.
Newsom is actually bad, and the thing to do about that is to actually kick his ass out during the primary.
It's "knows a trans person." Or "has ever been homeless." Or "has met a crypto grifter and seen right through their bullshit." Or, or, or.
Newsom is actually bad, and the thing to do about that is to actually kick his ass out during the primary.
February 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
You're right, this isn't "leftist."
It's "knows a trans person." Or "has ever been homeless." Or "has met a crypto grifter and seen right through their bullshit." Or, or, or.
Newsom is actually bad, and the thing to do about that is to actually kick his ass out during the primary.
It's "knows a trans person." Or "has ever been homeless." Or "has met a crypto grifter and seen right through their bullshit." Or, or, or.
Newsom is actually bad, and the thing to do about that is to actually kick his ass out during the primary.
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We throve when we had open borders.
We can do it again.
We can do it again.
Free soil, free labor, free men (and women). Stronger unions and antitrust actions to rein employers in. Citizenship for anyone who’s doing a job we need done. Vs. the MAGA vision; domination, corruption, racism, and a permanent underclass. You could not have a clearer contrast. 43/end
February 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
We throve when we had open borders.
We can do it again.
We can do it again.
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I’ve been going back and forth on this but this clinches it—I think these guys really want a Persian Gulf labor model in the US. It’s not a coherent philosophy—nothing ever is with these assholes—but I’ve worked on Gulf labor stuff and I’m seeing more and more of it here. Long thread 1/
February 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I’ve been going back and forth on this but this clinches it—I think these guys really want a Persian Gulf labor model in the US. It’s not a coherent philosophy—nothing ever is with these assholes—but I’ve worked on Gulf labor stuff and I’m seeing more and more of it here. Long thread 1/
And of course you COULD. Well, people who aren't nice to mousies could.
February 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
And of course you COULD. Well, people who aren't nice to mousies could.
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death by preventable disease is an inevitable and even desired outcome of concentration camps. in every era of concentration camps people have died of typhus, which is a disease of privation and enforced crowding. this illness is intentionally inflicted
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
death by preventable disease is an inevitable and even desired outcome of concentration camps. in every era of concentration camps people have died of typhus, which is a disease of privation and enforced crowding. this illness is intentionally inflicted
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Donald Trump is suing the federal government for $10 billion. That is your money. Never in our history have we seen something like this. The billionaire President always has a new plan to make himself richer, but never a plan to make your bills more affordable.
February 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Donald Trump is suing the federal government for $10 billion. That is your money. Never in our history have we seen something like this. The billionaire President always has a new plan to make himself richer, but never a plan to make your bills more affordable.
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"The dichotomy of ‘A.I. doomers vs. A.I. boomers are two sides of the same coin that accept—laughably—that there is such a thing as superintelligence or there is an inevitability to AI systems replacing humans."
A 9/10 review from Film Threat, damn!!
A 9/10 review from Film Threat, damn!!
Your Independent Movie Guide
filmthreat.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
"The dichotomy of ‘A.I. doomers vs. A.I. boomers are two sides of the same coin that accept—laughably—that there is such a thing as superintelligence or there is an inevitability to AI systems replacing humans."
A 9/10 review from Film Threat, damn!!
A 9/10 review from Film Threat, damn!!