uel aramchek
@uel.bsky.social
uel aramchek. tarot, writing, high weirdness.
You can read most of my fiction at northofreality.com
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met my parents for lunch at the mall of america. we walked by ebisu. my mother, a woman in her seventies with no knowledge of anime, pointed at a life size statue of roronoa zoro and said “you should start dressing like that”
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
met my parents for lunch at the mall of america. we walked by ebisu. my mother, a woman in her seventies with no knowledge of anime, pointed at a life size statue of roronoa zoro and said “you should start dressing like that”
bluesky seems to also be deeply bot captured, but because the bots aren't ragebaiting or longthreading pseudo-intellectual screeds, they're seen as a nonissue. I do wonder what kind of research is being done with all these...
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
bluesky seems to also be deeply bot captured, but because the bots aren't ragebaiting or longthreading pseudo-intellectual screeds, they're seen as a nonissue. I do wonder what kind of research is being done with all these...
youtubers seem to think any story where not everything is fully explained is cosmic horror
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
youtubers seem to think any story where not everything is fully explained is cosmic horror
green olives are artichoke eyes
zucchini noodles are artichoke intestines
the remaining anatomy is left as an exercise for the reader
do not insert the artichoke’s heart until all vital organs are accounted for
zucchini noodles are artichoke intestines
the remaining anatomy is left as an exercise for the reader
do not insert the artichoke’s heart until all vital organs are accounted for
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
green olives are artichoke eyes
zucchini noodles are artichoke intestines
the remaining anatomy is left as an exercise for the reader
do not insert the artichoke’s heart until all vital organs are accounted for
zucchini noodles are artichoke intestines
the remaining anatomy is left as an exercise for the reader
do not insert the artichoke’s heart until all vital organs are accounted for
expedition 33 is that good and every attempt to find a reason to say otherwise right now is producing some really remarkable gymnastics. the game is great regardless of geoff games sowing the annual discord
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
expedition 33 is that good and every attempt to find a reason to say otherwise right now is producing some really remarkable gymnastics. the game is great regardless of geoff games sowing the annual discord
All of these desperate pleas in the dark for a partner from the psuedointellectual class, patting each other on the back with vouchers over their date me docs… it is all to try to transmute their alienation into value. Obviously it doesn’t result in love; just celebrating the self in its absence.
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
All of these desperate pleas in the dark for a partner from the psuedointellectual class, patting each other on the back with vouchers over their date me docs… it is all to try to transmute their alienation into value. Obviously it doesn’t result in love; just celebrating the self in its absence.
We need legislation for shopping with dignity. The amount of anti-theft lockers, banning of personal bags, etc. is unreasonable and dehumanizing. somehow stores like target or cvs haven't figured out that people won't even bother going from the absurdity, even as their businesses collapse
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
We need legislation for shopping with dignity. The amount of anti-theft lockers, banning of personal bags, etc. is unreasonable and dehumanizing. somehow stores like target or cvs haven't figured out that people won't even bother going from the absurdity, even as their businesses collapse
seeking money for my eagle training startup. they're already paying for the immortality research half of this plan so I'll just buy them out when the bubble breaks
Jeff Bezos will be co-CEO of AI startup Project Prometheus
Jeff Bezos will be co-CEO of AI startup Project Prometheus
Jeff Bezos has a new job.
buff.ly
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
seeking money for my eagle training startup. they're already paying for the immortality research half of this plan so I'll just buy them out when the bubble breaks
My greatest motivation to get back in the game is anger at what is being made
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My greatest motivation to get back in the game is anger at what is being made
I like that the gnosia anime is upfront with how fucked up jonas is. people who haven't played don't even know the half of it yet
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I like that the gnosia anime is upfront with how fucked up jonas is. people who haven't played don't even know the half of it yet
most interesting sign of economic downturn to me is the stagnation of trends… we’re still doing birria tacos, we’re still doing espresso martinis, etc.
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
most interesting sign of economic downturn to me is the stagnation of trends… we’re still doing birria tacos, we’re still doing espresso martinis, etc.
Toynbee variant spotted in Buffalo, NY. “Old evil deeds must be punished, new evil deeds must be prevented.”
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Toynbee variant spotted in Buffalo, NY. “Old evil deeds must be punished, new evil deeds must be prevented.”
Temporarily unlocked my account to make sure I had this screenshot
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Temporarily unlocked my account to make sure I had this screenshot
I will never write a date me doc. This absolute sick freak machine of HR for permission to interact with emotion, from Tinder on up, needs to die.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I will never write a date me doc. This absolute sick freak machine of HR for permission to interact with emotion, from Tinder on up, needs to die.
time to batten down the hatches or whatever
October 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
time to batten down the hatches or whatever
gnosia anime really surprising me with its quality, I did not think this would work as well as it is
October 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
gnosia anime really surprising me with its quality, I did not think this would work as well as it is
the dichotomy between the bluesky and twitter universe is curious. like, sure, there’s a lot of scolds and cringe, but at the same time, this is where arts and academia live now
October 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
the dichotomy between the bluesky and twitter universe is curious. like, sure, there’s a lot of scolds and cringe, but at the same time, this is where arts and academia live now
Who’s ready for the next Uel Saga
October 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Who’s ready for the next Uel Saga
got ripped open by a cold north wind and have never felt anything so perfect
October 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
got ripped open by a cold north wind and have never felt anything so perfect
none pizza with left cigarettes is now legal
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
October 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
none pizza with left cigarettes is now legal
My first day working at AWS is going great. For some reason they had a lot of computers plugged in that nobody was using, so I’ve started an initiative to lower our carbon footprint
October 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My first day working at AWS is going great. For some reason they had a lot of computers plugged in that nobody was using, so I’ve started an initiative to lower our carbon footprint
southland tales strikes again
October 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
southland tales strikes again
trying to get accounts banned over hatch act violations is as bluesky as it gets
October 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
trying to get accounts banned over hatch act violations is as bluesky as it gets