It would be really cool if the state fair was centrally located. I've never been there because it's over 200 miles away. Maybe move it to Madison so all of Wisconsin can attend?

But sure, let’s keep pretending this is 4D chess and not just a toddler swinging a hammer at a beehive labeled “global economy.”

Markets hate unpredictability. It’s like they’re allergic to chaos. So when the White House treats economic policy like a roulette wheel, the markets don’t say “Thank you, sir, may I have another?” They crash.

Let's not forget the beautiful side effect: other countries slap us back with their own tariffs! That’s right—American farmers suddenly can’t sell soybeans to China, and somehow we’re supposed to high-five over that.

Companies don’t know whether to build a factory or dig a bunker. Investors are bailing like rats off a burning yacht. Meanwhile, your 401(k)? Yeah, it's not ‘winning.’ It’s curled up in a corner muttering about supply chains.

You’ve got stock markets around the world doing the financial version of a panic attack—because nothing screams economic stability like waking up to a new presidential tweet that says, “Tariffs go brrr.”

Central Wisconsin here. DaFuq did we do?!? Oh ...yeah 😔

A little, especially if you don't turn your amp up enough 😁

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Are "the twins" what you call your Superbowl rings?