MJ Krey
@mjkrey.bsky.social
An affable doofus suffering from Imposter Syndrome since 1973. Also, I like the electric guitars and the rock and the roll and whatnot.
Roughly 80% of my hs schoolmates on FB are maga (to varying degrees) and it's super cool how quiet they've become in the last few weeks. FB is almost pleasant to use again
July 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Roughly 80% of my hs schoolmates on FB are maga (to varying degrees) and it's super cool how quiet they've become in the last few weeks. FB is almost pleasant to use again
Why didn't Han Solo like his dinner?
It was Chewie.
It was Chewie.
July 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Why didn't Han Solo like his dinner?
It was Chewie.
It was Chewie.
I just came here to say that Apple Mac books suck haaaard. I got one because I thought they were supposed to be better for music and being creative but the apple interface is so fuuuuucked. I just spent 35 minutes trying to download and install an app for my zoom guitar pedal
July 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I just came here to say that Apple Mac books suck haaaard. I got one because I thought they were supposed to be better for music and being creative but the apple interface is so fuuuuucked. I just spent 35 minutes trying to download and install an app for my zoom guitar pedal
Oh yeah, tariffs are totally working. I mean, what better way to ‘win’ a trade war than by setting the entire global economy on fire, right?
April 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Oh yeah, tariffs are totally working. I mean, what better way to ‘win’ a trade war than by setting the entire global economy on fire, right?
Hey remember when Tucker Carlson got fired and he swore he had information that would take down everyone at Fox News. What happened with that?
April 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hey remember when Tucker Carlson got fired and he swore he had information that would take down everyone at Fox News. What happened with that?
Gosh darn it I'm proud of my Wisconsin today dontcha know 😁🧀
April 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Gosh darn it I'm proud of my Wisconsin today dontcha know 😁🧀
I asked chatgpt to create an image of me playing guitar like Eddie Van Halen. This is what it gave me:
April 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I asked chatgpt to create an image of me playing guitar like Eddie Van Halen. This is what it gave me:
Wow. Hulu dropping the ball big time tonight
March 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Wow. Hulu dropping the ball big time tonight
I told myself that I shouldn't buy another guitar so I bought a guitar pedal instead. It drops the guitar tuning down up to a full octave in semitone steps so I can play my favorite Warrant, KISS, and Motley Crue songs without switching guitars or detuning by hand, like some sort of cave man
January 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I told myself that I shouldn't buy another guitar so I bought a guitar pedal instead. It drops the guitar tuning down up to a full octave in semitone steps so I can play my favorite Warrant, KISS, and Motley Crue songs without switching guitars or detuning by hand, like some sort of cave man
Reposted by MJ Krey
Others seem to enjoy this take on a classic. @scottaukerman.bsky.social @jimmypardo.com
youtu.be/m5vgrB3tlkk
youtu.be/m5vgrB3tlkk
Baby It's Cold Outside - Jimmy Pardo & Scott Aukerman - Never Not Christmas
YouTube video by Debs
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December 21, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Others seem to enjoy this take on a classic. @scottaukerman.bsky.social @jimmypardo.com
youtu.be/m5vgrB3tlkk
youtu.be/m5vgrB3tlkk
I got myself KISS' Crazy Nights songbook from eBay. It wasn't cheap, but it was the only one I could find. I didn't read the description thoroughly and when I opened the book, I discovered that it was written in Japanese. Looks like I can still use it though 😀
December 16, 2024 at 8:09 PM
I got myself KISS' Crazy Nights songbook from eBay. It wasn't cheap, but it was the only one I could find. I didn't read the description thoroughly and when I opened the book, I discovered that it was written in Japanese. Looks like I can still use it though 😀
I've been away a few days. Why is Peter Theil scared shitless?
December 15, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I've been away a few days. Why is Peter Theil scared shitless?
Reposted by MJ Krey
In case you didn't believe us about the kicking or licking! rifftrax.com/fight-to-win
December 6, 2024 at 7:02 PM
In case you didn't believe us about the kicking or licking! rifftrax.com/fight-to-win
I rewatched The Winter Soldier and the thing that held up the least was the part where Garry Shandling, playing a US Senator, was arrested for trying to overthrow the government
December 6, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I rewatched The Winter Soldier and the thing that held up the least was the part where Garry Shandling, playing a US Senator, was arrested for trying to overthrow the government
Please don't ask me what insurance company I work for
December 5, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Please don't ask me what insurance company I work for
In case you were wondering, the chords for Long Way to Love by Britny Fox are:
A
Asus4
G
D
A
Asus4
G
D
November 28, 2024 at 5:00 PM
In case you were wondering, the chords for Long Way to Love by Britny Fox are:
A
Asus4
G
D
A
Asus4
G
D
Happy Thanksgiving! The chords to Def Leppard's Animal are:
C
Bb (flat)
C
D
G
F/A
I think.
C
Bb (flat)
C
D
G
F/A
I think.
November 28, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! The chords to Def Leppard's Animal are:
C
Bb (flat)
C
D
G
F/A
I think.
C
Bb (flat)
C
D
G
F/A
I think.
I just ordered tickets 😬🎸🤘
November 27, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I just ordered tickets 😬🎸🤘
Reposted by MJ Krey
the best way to deal with conservative family members on Thanksgiving is to spend the day somewhere else with people you like
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
the best way to deal with conservative family members on Thanksgiving is to spend the day somewhere else with people you like
In case you were wondering, the chords for Ace of Spades by Motorhead are:
G5
D5
C5
E5
B5
E
D
Tune your guitar down a half step (according to the new issue of Guitar World)
G5
D5
C5
E5
B5
E
D
Tune your guitar down a half step (according to the new issue of Guitar World)
November 27, 2024 at 8:24 PM
In case you were wondering, the chords for Ace of Spades by Motorhead are:
G5
D5
C5
E5
B5
E
D
Tune your guitar down a half step (according to the new issue of Guitar World)
G5
D5
C5
E5
B5
E
D
Tune your guitar down a half step (according to the new issue of Guitar World)