Matthew Shallenberger
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Matthew Shallenberger
@mjshally.bsky.social
Disciple of Jesus, husband of @emmaleeshall.bsky.social, father, musician, writer, St. Louis Cardinals fan
The Daleks are technically a sentient alien race.
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Driving slower than the flow of traffic is actually significantly more dangerous.
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
"one day I’ll be back in that space" in other words, one day he'll go back to lying to people for profit.
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
There is no reason to believe any international court will hold Trump or his cronies accountable. You couldn't provide an answer for who would do it. It's about as fruitful as believing that benevolent aliens will come to abduct Trump and quarantine him in an intergalactic rehabilitation center.
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The point is that anyone hoping that Trump or anyone else in his administration is going to be tried in the ICC are sadly mistaken. It's not going to happen.
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I did that once with my boys' Legos when they were small. Unfortunately, because they were small they quickly scattered the pieces hither and yon and I haven't had the patience to do that again.
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I'd say that's a solid assessment. Arguably these boat strikes are worse, and a depressingly large number of Americans support them.
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
How much did these cost?
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I want them. I bet it feels so satisfying to squish that bag around.
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
So which one of them is going to do it?
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Who's going to put together the American Nuremberg?
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I had blessedly forgotten about this tweet. Dude was really out there posting his fetishes and pretending it was trad life.
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
She's so insufferable.
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What a dunce.
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Sounds like he doesn't have a grip on reality.
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
That guy is such a low-effort troll. Personally I'm glad I no longer enrage myself regularly with bait like this.
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What is he even talking about?
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Dude's brain has been fried by all the DMT.
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM