Matthew Shallenberger
@mjshally.bsky.social
Disciple of Jesus, husband of @emmaleeshall.bsky.social, father, musician, writer, St. Louis Cardinals fan
The year is 2030. Pickup trucks are now so large they take up both lanes. There is a lot of honking, swearing, and crotch-grabbing whenever two of them have to pass each other. Smaller cars just get run over. The government, fearful of being accused of over-regulation, is hesitant to intervene.
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The year is 2030. Pickup trucks are now so large they take up both lanes. There is a lot of honking, swearing, and crotch-grabbing whenever two of them have to pass each other. Smaller cars just get run over. The government, fearful of being accused of over-regulation, is hesitant to intervene.
Bro is high as a kite
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Bro is high as a kite
Facebook thinks I'm conservative for some reason, so they like to show me lots of right-wing slop. When news of this guy's arrest broke, they immediately spun the story that he was a liberal doing a false flag operation. This is why Trumpers are impervious to reality. They're on a steady diet of BS.
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Facebook thinks I'm conservative for some reason, so they like to show me lots of right-wing slop. When news of this guy's arrest broke, they immediately spun the story that he was a liberal doing a false flag operation. This is why Trumpers are impervious to reality. They're on a steady diet of BS.
It's gonna hurt her pardon chances, eh?
The government has asked for the grand jury materials to be released as part of the law requiring the Epstein files to be made public.
Ghislaine Maxwell Claims She’d Suffer ‘Severe’ Harm If Grand Jury Records Are Released In Epstein Files
The government has asked for the grand jury materials to be released as part of the law requiring the Epstein files to be made public.
www.forbes.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
It's gonna hurt her pardon chances, eh?
I know it's only one problem out of many, but the media really does a disservice to the American people by never following up with politicians when they pull this bullshit. Like how hard would it be to ask this guy back on your show a few days later and ask him the same questions again?
Q: You outlined the dangers posed by drugs. So what explanation do you have for Trump pardoning the former president of Honduras?
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I don't know the details. Happy to look into it. I can't speak to it
Q: Alright. Um. Ok. Like, no thought on it?
MARSHALL: I haven't researched it
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I don't know the details. Happy to look into it. I can't speak to it
Q: Alright. Um. Ok. Like, no thought on it?
MARSHALL: I haven't researched it
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I know it's only one problem out of many, but the media really does a disservice to the American people by never following up with politicians when they pull this bullshit. Like how hard would it be to ask this guy back on your show a few days later and ask him the same questions again?
Ah yes, TikTok, that bastion of journalistic rigor.
Bessent at a New York Times event: "I actually don't read the New York Times anymore ... I read this article -- 'President Trump is slowing down. President Trump's mental capacity' -- it is 100% fake. This is why young people are going to TikTok ... we just had a 3 hour cabinet meeting yesterday!"
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Ah yes, TikTok, that bastion of journalistic rigor.
Trump tries to insult both Biden and Walz here, but his brain is so scrambled what he says has led a lot of people to think he was insulting his own vice president as incompetent (which he is, but that's beside the point).
Trump on Tim Walz: "I think the man is a grossly incompetent man. I thought that from the day I watched JD destroy him in the debate. I was saying, 'Who's more incompetent, that man or my man?' I had a man and he had a man. They were both incompetent."
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Trump tries to insult both Biden and Walz here, but his brain is so scrambled what he says has led a lot of people to think he was insulting his own vice president as incompetent (which he is, but that's beside the point).
Trying to imagine the field day the press would have had if Biden had done anything close to this.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Trying to imagine the field day the press would have had if Biden had done anything close to this.
What kind of person not only wants to see people killed, but dismembered, suffering, and dying slowly? This is psychopathic.
Keep in mind these are innocent people, both legally (they have not been convicted of any crime), and potentially morally (we have no proof they are even drug traffickers).
Keep in mind these are innocent people, both legally (they have not been convicted of any crime), and potentially morally (we have no proof they are even drug traffickers).
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
What kind of person not only wants to see people killed, but dismembered, suffering, and dying slowly? This is psychopathic.
Keep in mind these are innocent people, both legally (they have not been convicted of any crime), and potentially morally (we have no proof they are even drug traffickers).
Keep in mind these are innocent people, both legally (they have not been convicted of any crime), and potentially morally (we have no proof they are even drug traffickers).
Let's see, what rank did Hegseth achieve during his career? It was Army National Guard major, which is O-4, two ranks lower than Kelly's rank of Navy captain, O-6. As always, these chest-thumpers give off huge insecure energy.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Let's see, what rank did Hegseth achieve during his career? It was Army National Guard major, which is O-4, two ranks lower than Kelly's rank of Navy captain, O-6. As always, these chest-thumpers give off huge insecure energy.
What in the world did I just watch
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
What in the world did I just watch
This is honestly hilarious and one of the best things they've done at former Twitter since Community Notes.
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This is honestly hilarious and one of the best things they've done at former Twitter since Community Notes.
Not to take anything away from Mamdani's political skills, which I'm sure played a role in Trump's seemingly positive reception, but I can't help but wonder if Trump also reacted this way because deep down he still loves New York and wants to be a part of that scene. He misses his old life. 1/2
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Not to take anything away from Mamdani's political skills, which I'm sure played a role in Trump's seemingly positive reception, but I can't help but wonder if Trump also reacted this way because deep down he still loves New York and wants to be a part of that scene. He misses his old life. 1/2
"Alive drinking water" yeah I'll bet it's alive with all kinds of parasites and bacteria.
Also, "as we dream into manifestation a big vision together" sounds like a combination of the worst kinds of New Age and corporate mumbo jumbo.
Also, "as we dream into manifestation a big vision together" sounds like a combination of the worst kinds of New Age and corporate mumbo jumbo.
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"Alive drinking water" yeah I'll bet it's alive with all kinds of parasites and bacteria.
Also, "as we dream into manifestation a big vision together" sounds like a combination of the worst kinds of New Age and corporate mumbo jumbo.
Also, "as we dream into manifestation a big vision together" sounds like a combination of the worst kinds of New Age and corporate mumbo jumbo.
Bad news, folks. The red-pill Christian patriarchalists have a new variant: polygamists who argue that marrying multiple women is "the only way to fix the dating collapse in the West."
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Bad news, folks. The red-pill Christian patriarchalists have a new variant: polygamists who argue that marrying multiple women is "the only way to fix the dating collapse in the West."
Don't let me get in the way of Hanania telling on himself, but it's revealing how men like this never distinguish between recognizing that someone is attractive and actually being attracted to them. In their minds, "that woman [or girl] is pretty" is the same as "I'd like to sleep with her." 1/2
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Don't let me get in the way of Hanania telling on himself, but it's revealing how men like this never distinguish between recognizing that someone is attractive and actually being attracted to them. In their minds, "that woman [or girl] is pretty" is the same as "I'd like to sleep with her." 1/2
Gotta love the posters who will leave an angry or insulting reply to you and then tell you they are muting you. Like I don't care if you mute me; there's no need to announce it. Plus if you don't want to engage don't reply at all. It gives real fragile coward energy to diss and dash.
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Gotta love the posters who will leave an angry or insulting reply to you and then tell you they are muting you. Like I don't care if you mute me; there's no need to announce it. Plus if you don't want to engage don't reply at all. It gives real fragile coward energy to diss and dash.
Perhaps this is judgmental of me, but I think almost all extreme age gap relationships are weird and gross, especially if one of them was very young when they met or married. If your partner is old enough to be your parent, ew.
Excited to learn about who is in the Epstein files from a woman who’s 32 years younger than her husband
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Perhaps this is judgmental of me, but I think almost all extreme age gap relationships are weird and gross, especially if one of them was very young when they met or married. If your partner is old enough to be your parent, ew.
I have generally defended the news media. A free press is essential for a free society. But then someone like Olivia Nuzzi comes along and I think, maybe we aren't hard enough on journalists.
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I have generally defended the news media. A free press is essential for a free society. But then someone like Olivia Nuzzi comes along and I think, maybe we aren't hard enough on journalists.
Thank you, everyone who posted that horrendous AI-generated "we are Charlie Kirk" song. It is now stuck in my head. I'm calling the Etsy witches on you.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Thank you, everyone who posted that horrendous AI-generated "we are Charlie Kirk" song. It is now stuck in my head. I'm calling the Etsy witches on you.
Hilarious that Mark Epstein came out and was basically like, "Bubba is not Bill Clinton; hope that clears everything up." Like no, it certainly does not.
people.com/jeffrey-epst...
people.com/jeffrey-epst...
Jeffrey Epstein's Brother Says 'Bubba' Isn't Bill Clinton After Epstein Email About 'Trump Blowing Bubba' Goes Viral
Jeffrey Epstein's brother is offering clarification on the meaning of an email included in his recently released files. The document referenced photos of Donald Trump 'blowing Bubba,' and Mark Epstein...
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hilarious that Mark Epstein came out and was basically like, "Bubba is not Bill Clinton; hope that clears everything up." Like no, it certainly does not.
people.com/jeffrey-epst...
people.com/jeffrey-epst...
Guardians of Predators at it again.
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Guardians of Predators at it again.
Trump when any news outlet says anything remotely critical of him: "What they're doing is probably illegal."
Trump when Tucker Carlson hosts an open white nationalist and antisemite: "You can't tell him who to interview."
Trump when Tucker Carlson hosts an open white nationalist and antisemite: "You can't tell him who to interview."
Trump said “you can’t tell" Carlson "who to interview,” even as the former Fox host’s interaction with white nationalist Nick Fuentes faced backlash from within the GOP.
Trump Defends Tucker Carlson’s Nick Fuentes Interview: “Can’t Tell Him Who To Interview”
Trump said “you can’t tell" Carlson "who to interview,” even as the former Fox host’s interaction with white nationalist Nick Fuentes faced backlash from within the GOP.
www.forbes.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Trump when any news outlet says anything remotely critical of him: "What they're doing is probably illegal."
Trump when Tucker Carlson hosts an open white nationalist and antisemite: "You can't tell him who to interview."
Trump when Tucker Carlson hosts an open white nationalist and antisemite: "You can't tell him who to interview."
This is unreal. I normally wouldn't recommend reading prose this self-important and overwrought, but the build-up is worth it, trust me.
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This is unreal. I normally wouldn't recommend reading prose this self-important and overwrought, but the build-up is worth it, trust me.
This might be the most cringe ad I've ever seen.
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This might be the most cringe ad I've ever seen.