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I’ll take “Things that Did Not Happen” for $1000, Alex.
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I’ll take “Things that Did Not Happen” for $1000, Alex.
So he admits this admin’s priorities is going after Trump’s enemies.
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 PM
So he admits this admin’s priorities is going after Trump’s enemies.
I love this. It’s “I can’t wait for ice cream after this.” Then, “Wait. What do you mean there’s no ice cream?”
February 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I love this. It’s “I can’t wait for ice cream after this.” Then, “Wait. What do you mean there’s no ice cream?”
“He is, without doubt, the largest inhabitant of the globe; the most formidable of all whales to encounter; the most majestic in aspect; and lastly, by far the most valuable in commerce; he being the only creature from which that valuable substance, spermaceti, is obtained."
January 31, 2026 at 3:56 AM
“He is, without doubt, the largest inhabitant of the globe; the most formidable of all whales to encounter; the most majestic in aspect; and lastly, by far the most valuable in commerce; he being the only creature from which that valuable substance, spermaceti, is obtained."
To quote my lovely wife…
“So far, 2026 is bullshit.”
What a legend. O’Hara will be missed.
“So far, 2026 is bullshit.”
What a legend. O’Hara will be missed.
January 30, 2026 at 6:58 PM
To quote my lovely wife…
“So far, 2026 is bullshit.”
What a legend. O’Hara will be missed.
“So far, 2026 is bullshit.”
What a legend. O’Hara will be missed.
All people that Trump could order to show up.
January 30, 2026 at 4:11 AM
All people that Trump could order to show up.
I hear you but it sure feels like we’ve seen this movie before. I’m eternally hopeful that they’ve finally begun to understand where public sentiment on this has landed. Not just dialed in base voters, but everyday, don’t pay attention independents are livid as well.
January 29, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I hear you but it sure feels like we’ve seen this movie before. I’m eternally hopeful that they’ve finally begun to understand where public sentiment on this has landed. Not just dialed in base voters, but everyday, don’t pay attention independents are livid as well.
It will be interesting to see if Schumer can pull defeat from the jaws of victory. Popcorn ready!
January 29, 2026 at 5:53 PM
It will be interesting to see if Schumer can pull defeat from the jaws of victory. Popcorn ready!
That’s right! That’s how we do it here! Y’all suck it! No.1 baby! Get some!
January 28, 2026 at 11:43 PM
That’s right! That’s how we do it here! Y’all suck it! No.1 baby! Get some!
I get that.
January 26, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I get that.
Fuck man, what’d Clayface do to you?
January 26, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Fuck man, what’d Clayface do to you?
That’s bc they will probably shoot someone else.
January 26, 2026 at 2:21 AM
That’s bc they will probably shoot someone else.
This…makes my blood boil with molten rage.
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 PM
This…makes my blood boil with molten rage.
Favorite game of all time.
January 24, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Favorite game of all time.
Anytime they have Vance out talking about a subject, just know that his role is “blender”. He’s been sent to blend it up with some generic “we all agree on this” nonsense so that ppl don’t see the truth behind it.
His job is to make it seem not as bad as it really is & hope ppl don’t look too close
His job is to make it seem not as bad as it really is & hope ppl don’t look too close
January 23, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Anytime they have Vance out talking about a subject, just know that his role is “blender”. He’s been sent to blend it up with some generic “we all agree on this” nonsense so that ppl don’t see the truth behind it.
His job is to make it seem not as bad as it really is & hope ppl don’t look too close
His job is to make it seem not as bad as it really is & hope ppl don’t look too close
I ran that list of countries thru ChatGpt and asked it what they have in common. It’s answer?
Most are rated “Not Free” by Freedom House, with Paraguay and Indonesia being outliers, and Indonesia is barely considered “Free” on that list. It’s more like the Board of Dictatorship Lovers.
Most are rated “Not Free” by Freedom House, with Paraguay and Indonesia being outliers, and Indonesia is barely considered “Free” on that list. It’s more like the Board of Dictatorship Lovers.
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I ran that list of countries thru ChatGpt and asked it what they have in common. It’s answer?
Most are rated “Not Free” by Freedom House, with Paraguay and Indonesia being outliers, and Indonesia is barely considered “Free” on that list. It’s more like the Board of Dictatorship Lovers.
Most are rated “Not Free” by Freedom House, with Paraguay and Indonesia being outliers, and Indonesia is barely considered “Free” on that list. It’s more like the Board of Dictatorship Lovers.
I agree with his statement if by “God”, he means the devil.
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I agree with his statement if by “God”, he means the devil.
I wonder if the new bus driver’s name was Kramer.
January 20, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I wonder if the new bus driver’s name was Kramer.
First and last time he ever held a Bible.
January 20, 2026 at 3:15 AM
First and last time he ever held a Bible.
Why the fuck does he even care? It’s not like it’s warm enough there for him to escape to when Texas freezes and lose all power.
January 18, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Why the fuck does he even care? It’s not like it’s warm enough there for him to escape to when Texas freezes and lose all power.
It has to be the kneel down. I think he got stepped on. He appeared to be in pain heading off the field.
January 18, 2026 at 3:31 AM
It has to be the kneel down. I think he got stepped on. He appeared to be in pain heading off the field.
Well that’s one way to push abstinence.
January 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Well that’s one way to push abstinence.