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So I guess we’re going to find out how much Lindsey Halligan values her law license.
I guess she doesn’t value it much at all.
Of course not. It has a Hurloon Minotaur on it.
We went thrifting and didn’t find too much. We did find this Magic the Gathering card binder from 1996. It seems to sell well online, but not sure hubby is willing to part with it. #MagictheGathering #boardgames
February 15, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Of course not. It has a Hurloon Minotaur on it.
Congress members, do a better job handling Bondi when she starts ranting about the stock market.
“For the record, to reiterate: it is your stance as the highest ranking law enforcement officer in the country that sex crimes by powerful ppl should be ignored if the stock market is doing well.”
“For the record, to reiterate: it is your stance as the highest ranking law enforcement officer in the country that sex crimes by powerful ppl should be ignored if the stock market is doing well.”
February 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Congress members, do a better job handling Bondi when she starts ranting about the stock market.
“For the record, to reiterate: it is your stance as the highest ranking law enforcement officer in the country that sex crimes by powerful ppl should be ignored if the stock market is doing well.”
“For the record, to reiterate: it is your stance as the highest ranking law enforcement officer in the country that sex crimes by powerful ppl should be ignored if the stock market is doing well.”
I’m still mad that my boss would not let me off work to go do the Survivor 50 challenge event here in South Carolina last week. That was Thursday. Today is Tuesday.
Still mad.
Still mad.
February 11, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I’m still mad that my boss would not let me off work to go do the Survivor 50 challenge event here in South Carolina last week. That was Thursday. Today is Tuesday.
Still mad.
Still mad.
Welp. If that final Walker touchdown had stood, I would have won $1,000. Oh well.
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Welp. If that final Walker touchdown had stood, I would have won $1,000. Oh well.
We agree the Bible is about God, right? God, in various versions, is referenced on avg 5 times/page throughout the Bible. So, it’s safe to say that God is a main character.
For perspective, Donald Trump is mentioned on average 7 times per page in just the first 5300 pages of the Epstein Files.
For perspective, Donald Trump is mentioned on average 7 times per page in just the first 5300 pages of the Epstein Files.
February 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
We agree the Bible is about God, right? God, in various versions, is referenced on avg 5 times/page throughout the Bible. So, it’s safe to say that God is a main character.
For perspective, Donald Trump is mentioned on average 7 times per page in just the first 5300 pages of the Epstein Files.
For perspective, Donald Trump is mentioned on average 7 times per page in just the first 5300 pages of the Epstein Files.
When I asked ChatGpt what would be the result ten years from now if Florida ends all vaccine mandates, this is the chart it produced.
I looked for a similar breakdown other places but didn’t see one that I liked. This one is pretty clear.
I looked for a similar breakdown other places but didn’t see one that I liked. This one is pretty clear.
February 2, 2026 at 3:05 AM
When I asked ChatGpt what would be the result ten years from now if Florida ends all vaccine mandates, this is the chart it produced.
I looked for a similar breakdown other places but didn’t see one that I liked. This one is pretty clear.
I looked for a similar breakdown other places but didn’t see one that I liked. This one is pretty clear.
Listening to JD Vance is funny. He’s like “We all just want our kids to be safe and our streets to be clear of criminals. We can all agree on that” but all you have to do is ask him to define “criminals” & you quickly see he means “people who are not mayo white”. He just wraps it up in plain paper.
January 23, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Listening to JD Vance is funny. He’s like “We all just want our kids to be safe and our streets to be clear of criminals. We can all agree on that” but all you have to do is ask him to define “criminals” & you quickly see he means “people who are not mayo white”. He just wraps it up in plain paper.
So, Denver peeps.
I am coming to see Train and Barenaked Ladies at Red Rocks in August.
Gonna spend a couple days checking out the big city. Any suggestions on where to eat? Also, what’s this about green chile that I keep seeing?
I am coming to see Train and Barenaked Ladies at Red Rocks in August.
Gonna spend a couple days checking out the big city. Any suggestions on where to eat? Also, what’s this about green chile that I keep seeing?
January 20, 2026 at 3:17 AM
So, Denver peeps.
I am coming to see Train and Barenaked Ladies at Red Rocks in August.
Gonna spend a couple days checking out the big city. Any suggestions on where to eat? Also, what’s this about green chile that I keep seeing?
I am coming to see Train and Barenaked Ladies at Red Rocks in August.
Gonna spend a couple days checking out the big city. Any suggestions on where to eat? Also, what’s this about green chile that I keep seeing?
<whispers> Payroll records
January 12, 2026 at 11:35 PM
<whispers> Payroll records
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I can't believe I'm posting this video - but we actually have to have a conversation about the real world implications of America going to war over Greenland.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I can't believe I'm posting this video - but we actually have to have a conversation about the real world implications of America going to war over Greenland.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
If we attack Greenland, we are at war with Europe, World War 3 has begun & NATO has fallen.
If we attack Greenland, we are at war with Europe, World War 3 has begun & NATO has fallen.
If we attack Greenland, we are at war with Europe, World War 3 has begun & NATO has fallen.
Nothing else matters
If we attack Greenland, we are at war with Europe, World War 3 has begun & NATO has fallen.
If we attack Greenland, we are at war with Europe, World War 3 has begun & NATO has fallen.
Nothing else matters
January 11, 2026 at 6:36 AM
If we attack Greenland, we are at war with Europe, World War 3 has begun & NATO has fallen.
If we attack Greenland, we are at war with Europe, World War 3 has begun & NATO has fallen.
If we attack Greenland, we are at war with Europe, World War 3 has begun & NATO has fallen.
Nothing else matters
If we attack Greenland, we are at war with Europe, World War 3 has begun & NATO has fallen.
If we attack Greenland, we are at war with Europe, World War 3 has begun & NATO has fallen.
Nothing else matters
Not to brag but I just finished putting this together.
January 1, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Not to brag but I just finished putting this together.
I, for one, appreciate Trump’s DOJ kindly separating the pages we don’t need to read from the Epstein files from the pages we will want to read. Just have to be patient. Now we know which pages to start with. Hint—-they have lots of black boxes all over them.
December 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I, for one, appreciate Trump’s DOJ kindly separating the pages we don’t need to read from the Epstein files from the pages we will want to read. Just have to be patient. Now we know which pages to start with. Hint—-they have lots of black boxes all over them.
I would rather take a stick, wrap it in poison ivy, slather it with Thousand Island dressing, dip it in fire ants, and insert it completely into my butthole than watch even a single second of this.
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I would rather take a stick, wrap it in poison ivy, slather it with Thousand Island dressing, dip it in fire ants, and insert it completely into my butthole than watch even a single second of this.
Yes, fuck the Snyderverse.
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Yes, fuck the Snyderverse.
Argument for keeping Shane Beamer.
He’s had winning seasons 3 of his first 4 years. His buyout is $28mil. Has recruited well. Well-liked. Has wins against Clemson.
Argument for firing is his teams have been inconsistent, 1-2 in bowl games, barely above .500. Questionable offensive coaching hires.
He’s had winning seasons 3 of his first 4 years. His buyout is $28mil. Has recruited well. Well-liked. Has wins against Clemson.
Argument for firing is his teams have been inconsistent, 1-2 in bowl games, barely above .500. Questionable offensive coaching hires.
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Argument for keeping Shane Beamer.
He’s had winning seasons 3 of his first 4 years. His buyout is $28mil. Has recruited well. Well-liked. Has wins against Clemson.
Argument for firing is his teams have been inconsistent, 1-2 in bowl games, barely above .500. Questionable offensive coaching hires.
He’s had winning seasons 3 of his first 4 years. His buyout is $28mil. Has recruited well. Well-liked. Has wins against Clemson.
Argument for firing is his teams have been inconsistent, 1-2 in bowl games, barely above .500. Questionable offensive coaching hires.
“You kept making all the stops?!?”
“People kept ringing the bell!”
“People kept ringing the bell!”
Man takes city bus for a joy ride, makes several stops along the way, allowing passengers to get on and off at bus stops, no damage to the vehicle.
"He even went as far as to deny someone looking to board with an expired bus pass"
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
"He even went as far as to deny someone looking to board with an expired bus pass"
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Man who took Hamilton bus on joy ride 'did a great job' driving, left no dings, say police | CBC News
He made several stops along the way, allowing passengers to get on and off, police say. He was then arrested.
www.cbc.ca
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“You kept making all the stops?!?”
“People kept ringing the bell!”
“People kept ringing the bell!”
@mcuban.bsky.social I’d like to ask you question. What are your thoughts on mandating that companies over a certain revenue threshold offer a profit sharing program to their employees? Something tangible where they get a once-a-year check, in addition to their normal pay. My thought is that…
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social I’d like to ask you question. What are your thoughts on mandating that companies over a certain revenue threshold offer a profit sharing program to their employees? Something tangible where they get a once-a-year check, in addition to their normal pay. My thought is that…
Great job @democrats.senate.gov
NEWS: Senate Republicans are threatening to block the extension of Affordable Care Act subsidies—unless Democrats agree to tougher abortion restrictions.
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds
Democrats say that’s a nonstarter, arguing there are already limits on abortion access. The dispute could torpedo a deal, leading to higher health insurance premiums for millions.
www.nbcnews.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Great job @democrats.senate.gov
Interesting point made on The Daily Show.
There is a Tenn special election coming up next month and Mike Johnson is planning to run out the clock bc he expects the GOP to hold that seat, meaning the Epstein vote wouldn’t pass. So, thanks to Senate Dems, he can block the Epstein vote & ACA vote.
There is a Tenn special election coming up next month and Mike Johnson is planning to run out the clock bc he expects the GOP to hold that seat, meaning the Epstein vote wouldn’t pass. So, thanks to Senate Dems, he can block the Epstein vote & ACA vote.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Interesting point made on The Daily Show.
There is a Tenn special election coming up next month and Mike Johnson is planning to run out the clock bc he expects the GOP to hold that seat, meaning the Epstein vote wouldn’t pass. So, thanks to Senate Dems, he can block the Epstein vote & ACA vote.
There is a Tenn special election coming up next month and Mike Johnson is planning to run out the clock bc he expects the GOP to hold that seat, meaning the Epstein vote wouldn’t pass. So, thanks to Senate Dems, he can block the Epstein vote & ACA vote.
#Shutdown In case anyone isn’t clear on this…
Mike Johnson will 100000% make House Dems decide btw the Epstein Files vote and the ACA subsidies vote. Pick which one is most important bc you won’t get both.
Mike Johnson will 100000% make House Dems decide btw the Epstein Files vote and the ACA subsidies vote. Pick which one is most important bc you won’t get both.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
#Shutdown In case anyone isn’t clear on this…
Mike Johnson will 100000% make House Dems decide btw the Epstein Files vote and the ACA subsidies vote. Pick which one is most important bc you won’t get both.
Mike Johnson will 100000% make House Dems decide btw the Epstein Files vote and the ACA subsidies vote. Pick which one is most important bc you won’t get both.
Another thought.
After last Tuesday, a lot of these Dems that voted to cave are going to get absolutely rolled by their constituents. The country overwhelmingly said “Fight back!” Then they back down & get nothing?????
After last Tuesday, a lot of these Dems that voted to cave are going to get absolutely rolled by their constituents. The country overwhelmingly said “Fight back!” Then they back down & get nothing?????
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Another thought.
After last Tuesday, a lot of these Dems that voted to cave are going to get absolutely rolled by their constituents. The country overwhelmingly said “Fight back!” Then they back down & get nothing?????
After last Tuesday, a lot of these Dems that voted to cave are going to get absolutely rolled by their constituents. The country overwhelmingly said “Fight back!” Then they back down & get nothing?????
I’m astonished that Senate Dems are as bad at this as they are. Like, why the fuck did they do any of it if they’re going to accept basically what R’s offered at the beginning?
R’s will go on tv, spin it that D’s were the problem all along, & Dems will lose a lot of momentum. Massive win for R’s.
R’s will go on tv, spin it that D’s were the problem all along, & Dems will lose a lot of momentum. Massive win for R’s.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I’m astonished that Senate Dems are as bad at this as they are. Like, why the fuck did they do any of it if they’re going to accept basically what R’s offered at the beginning?
R’s will go on tv, spin it that D’s were the problem all along, & Dems will lose a lot of momentum. Massive win for R’s.
R’s will go on tv, spin it that D’s were the problem all along, & Dems will lose a lot of momentum. Massive win for R’s.
So, how long till the Falcons fire Morris? 3-6, Penix looks terrible, defense got destroyed, and a pitiful use of Bijan Robinson.
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So, how long till the Falcons fire Morris? 3-6, Penix looks terrible, defense got destroyed, and a pitiful use of Bijan Robinson.
@mikiesherrill.bsky.social Congratulations.! Well deserved!
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 AM
@mikiesherrill.bsky.social Congratulations.! Well deserved!