Emily Lynn
@mlelynn.bsky.social
Unfiltered Chaos with Culinary Intermissions.
In a complicated relationship with my sourdough starter
In a complicated relationship with my sourdough starter
Just trying to be a sub with a mind wired like a Dom 😵💫😬
January 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Just trying to be a sub with a mind wired like a Dom 😵💫😬
Yesterday: Drops an entire tray of soil onto carpet
This morning: drops my first cup of coffee…
Maybe I shouldn’t be awake before 5am
This morning: drops my first cup of coffee…
Maybe I shouldn’t be awake before 5am
December 31, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Yesterday: Drops an entire tray of soil onto carpet
This morning: drops my first cup of coffee…
Maybe I shouldn’t be awake before 5am
This morning: drops my first cup of coffee…
Maybe I shouldn’t be awake before 5am
Weird thing that I learned today:
Appropriate hydration + actually eating more than once + increasing protein = less anxiety and makes illness feel less like tractor trailer and more like mid sized sedan
Appropriate hydration + actually eating more than once + increasing protein = less anxiety and makes illness feel less like tractor trailer and more like mid sized sedan
December 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Weird thing that I learned today:
Appropriate hydration + actually eating more than once + increasing protein = less anxiety and makes illness feel less like tractor trailer and more like mid sized sedan
Appropriate hydration + actually eating more than once + increasing protein = less anxiety and makes illness feel less like tractor trailer and more like mid sized sedan
Walk out of the shower to this… the cuteness aggression is strong, even if I feel like I was hit with a mid size sedan
December 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Walk out of the shower to this… the cuteness aggression is strong, even if I feel like I was hit with a mid size sedan
Canning… for when doing dishes is your favorite chore 😒😑
December 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Canning… for when doing dishes is your favorite chore 😒😑
I’ve finally made it to the part where I don’t need a recipe to make my bread 😂 although I do indeed wing it, it turns out like tasty carbs, and that’s really all we’re going for
December 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I’ve finally made it to the part where I don’t need a recipe to make my bread 😂 although I do indeed wing it, it turns out like tasty carbs, and that’s really all we’re going for
Okay, I’ll watch Criminal Minds again just to fawn over Dr. Reid 🤷🏼♀️🤣🥵
Men’s minds will always be sexy as hell - even the fictional ones… maybe especially the fictional ones
Men’s minds will always be sexy as hell - even the fictional ones… maybe especially the fictional ones
December 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Okay, I’ll watch Criminal Minds again just to fawn over Dr. Reid 🤷🏼♀️🤣🥵
Men’s minds will always be sexy as hell - even the fictional ones… maybe especially the fictional ones
Men’s minds will always be sexy as hell - even the fictional ones… maybe especially the fictional ones
My brain at 2am today: “Hey wake up, I wanna can things”
Me: fuck off
My brain: Jokes on you - we’re awake now
Me: fuck off
My brain: Jokes on you - we’re awake now
December 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
My brain at 2am today: “Hey wake up, I wanna can things”
Me: fuck off
My brain: Jokes on you - we’re awake now
Me: fuck off
My brain: Jokes on you - we’re awake now
Awww I was such a baby 😂 miss these views in the morning so much 🥰
December 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Awww I was such a baby 😂 miss these views in the morning so much 🥰
When you need some grounded clarity and do a dream ritual and it clearly tells you what path to take… fuck yeah, baby. That’s the shit I needed right now 🫶🏻
December 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
When you need some grounded clarity and do a dream ritual and it clearly tells you what path to take… fuck yeah, baby. That’s the shit I needed right now 🫶🏻
Starting the day off with cuddles and piano and closing it out tonight with ethereal Yule music and some intentional baking, candles, and no phone… makes my heart and my ‘tism happy
December 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Starting the day off with cuddles and piano and closing it out tonight with ethereal Yule music and some intentional baking, candles, and no phone… makes my heart and my ‘tism happy
Not that anyone reads these, but I’m gonna let the internet into my life for a moment.
Sitting in my car listening to music on a Friday night. I went to the bar with a couple friends. It’s dark, lightly sprinkling, and all I feel is ache.
Sitting in my car listening to music on a Friday night. I went to the bar with a couple friends. It’s dark, lightly sprinkling, and all I feel is ache.
December 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Not that anyone reads these, but I’m gonna let the internet into my life for a moment.
Sitting in my car listening to music on a Friday night. I went to the bar with a couple friends. It’s dark, lightly sprinkling, and all I feel is ache.
Sitting in my car listening to music on a Friday night. I went to the bar with a couple friends. It’s dark, lightly sprinkling, and all I feel is ache.
Thread of songs that make me feel things ✨
December 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Thread of songs that make me feel things ✨
Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go…
This cheesy joke is brought to you by my golden retriever man friend. You’re welcome 🔆
This cheesy joke is brought to you by my golden retriever man friend. You’re welcome 🔆
December 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go…
This cheesy joke is brought to you by my golden retriever man friend. You’re welcome 🔆
This cheesy joke is brought to you by my golden retriever man friend. You’re welcome 🔆
I made things do an alive!!! Now to figure out how to keep them that way 🧐🌱
December 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I made things do an alive!!! Now to figure out how to keep them that way 🧐🌱
We love some ✨emotional agony✨
December 18, 2025 at 8:38 AM
We love some ✨emotional agony✨
Hmmmm Vodka? Yeah… yeah, Vodka. За разбитое сердце и острые зубы.
December 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hmmmm Vodka? Yeah… yeah, Vodka. За разбитое сердце и острые зубы.
I swear to fuck if my upstairs neighbors don’t quit trying to become SoundCloud EDM artists, I am going to duct tape a Hitachi wand to my ceiling for 24 hours and play violin as terribly as possible
December 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I swear to fuck if my upstairs neighbors don’t quit trying to become SoundCloud EDM artists, I am going to duct tape a Hitachi wand to my ceiling for 24 hours and play violin as terribly as possible
Okay, so spinach, garlic, wine - all reduce inflammation…
But then I put cheese in there…
Sooooo are we at inflammation neutral now?
But then I put cheese in there…
Sooooo are we at inflammation neutral now?
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Okay, so spinach, garlic, wine - all reduce inflammation…
But then I put cheese in there…
Sooooo are we at inflammation neutral now?
But then I put cheese in there…
Sooooo are we at inflammation neutral now?
The sunsets these past couple days have been absolutely marvelous 🌞🥹
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The sunsets these past couple days have been absolutely marvelous 🌞🥹
It’s a chocolate milk kinda night. Highly recommend adding vanilla extract and salt. 10/10
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It’s a chocolate milk kinda night. Highly recommend adding vanilla extract and salt. 10/10
Culinary Intermission: this is what happens when I forget to eat all day and am suddenly craving the weirdest shit.
P.s. the watermelon shoulda had feta on it
P.s. the watermelon shoulda had feta on it
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Culinary Intermission: this is what happens when I forget to eat all day and am suddenly craving the weirdest shit.
P.s. the watermelon shoulda had feta on it
P.s. the watermelon shoulda had feta on it
Uhm… someone wanna explain to me why I’m picking up this man’s literal figures of speech??? Like, why was my dog just looking up at me while I made her food and I told her “we’re getting there” - I’m sorry, what? When the fuck? Why the fuck? Excuse the fuck?
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Uhm… someone wanna explain to me why I’m picking up this man’s literal figures of speech??? Like, why was my dog just looking up at me while I made her food and I told her “we’re getting there” - I’m sorry, what? When the fuck? Why the fuck? Excuse the fuck?
I feel you in poetry.
In the spaces between words where you take in a small, sharp breath.
In the way that hours feel like minutes feel like days all over again.
I may never be your songbird, but in my mind you’re a melody.
And it what a beautiful song that is.
In the spaces between words where you take in a small, sharp breath.
In the way that hours feel like minutes feel like days all over again.
I may never be your songbird, but in my mind you’re a melody.
And it what a beautiful song that is.
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I feel you in poetry.
In the spaces between words where you take in a small, sharp breath.
In the way that hours feel like minutes feel like days all over again.
I may never be your songbird, but in my mind you’re a melody.
And it what a beautiful song that is.
In the spaces between words where you take in a small, sharp breath.
In the way that hours feel like minutes feel like days all over again.
I may never be your songbird, but in my mind you’re a melody.
And it what a beautiful song that is.
You wanna know what’s fucking pleasant? What just tickles my damn fancy?
What floats my boat?
What butters my damn biscuits?
Sitting quietly at the table and eating a sunny side up egg with a homemade English muffin while looking out at the snow.
It’s splendid
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
What floats my boat?
What butters my damn biscuits?
Sitting quietly at the table and eating a sunny side up egg with a homemade English muffin while looking out at the snow.
It’s splendid
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
You wanna know what’s fucking pleasant? What just tickles my damn fancy?
What floats my boat?
What butters my damn biscuits?
Sitting quietly at the table and eating a sunny side up egg with a homemade English muffin while looking out at the snow.
It’s splendid
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
What floats my boat?
What butters my damn biscuits?
Sitting quietly at the table and eating a sunny side up egg with a homemade English muffin while looking out at the snow.
It’s splendid
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.