@mljones.bsky.social
Writer. She/her. Watching my way through Pokemon.
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I'm 30% sure that Trump thinks there are unemployed giants living in Greenland that he could use as his personal Brute Squad.
January 12, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I'm 30% sure that Trump thinks there are unemployed giants living in Greenland that he could use as his personal Brute Squad.
Patrons not listening and understanding even basic jargon is also normal
January 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Patrons not listening and understanding even basic jargon is also normal
This library is accurate though. "We don't have much of that; there was little demand for it"
January 12, 2026 at 1:08 AM
This library is accurate though. "We don't have much of that; there was little demand for it"
Kirk, why are you rolling up on a planet that only has three and a half hours left before the sun goes nova? What are you going to do for the civilization? Wave bye?
January 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Kirk, why are you rolling up on a planet that only has three and a half hours left before the sun goes nova? What are you going to do for the civilization? Wave bye?
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Eight states have pre-filed and/or introduced really bad library and book censorship bills for the 2026 legislative session already. Here's what they are, what they'd do, and how you can and should push back–whether you live in these states or not.
buttondown.com/wellsourced/...
buttondown.com/wellsourced/...
Bad Library Bills, 2026 Edition: State-Level Legislation of Concern
Alabama, Ohio, New Hampshire, and several other states already have bills targeting libraries and books on deck for 2026.
buttondown.com
January 11, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Eight states have pre-filed and/or introduced really bad library and book censorship bills for the 2026 legislative session already. Here's what they are, what they'd do, and how you can and should push back–whether you live in these states or not.
buttondown.com/wellsourced/...
buttondown.com/wellsourced/...
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What’s Your School’s Plan?
How do you plan to protect your students, families, and community from an ICE surge? What’s your plan to keep everyone safe during drop-off, pick-up, and throughout the day if your school is swarmed by ICE?
By the time schools open tomorrow, every school needs a plan.
How do you plan to protect your students, families, and community from an ICE surge? What’s your plan to keep everyone safe during drop-off, pick-up, and throughout the day if your school is swarmed by ICE?
By the time schools open tomorrow, every school needs a plan.
January 11, 2026 at 11:07 AM
What’s Your School’s Plan?
How do you plan to protect your students, families, and community from an ICE surge? What’s your plan to keep everyone safe during drop-off, pick-up, and throughout the day if your school is swarmed by ICE?
By the time schools open tomorrow, every school needs a plan.
How do you plan to protect your students, families, and community from an ICE surge? What’s your plan to keep everyone safe during drop-off, pick-up, and throughout the day if your school is swarmed by ICE?
By the time schools open tomorrow, every school needs a plan.
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my man, you’re talking about the people who killed George Floyd
State and local law enforcement know the communities they serve. They’ve built the trust and know how to keep us safe.
As Minnesotans express their first amendment rights, I encourage you to remain peaceful and know that local law enforcement has one goal in mind: your safety.
As Minnesotans express their first amendment rights, I encourage you to remain peaceful and know that local law enforcement has one goal in mind: your safety.
January 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
my man, you’re talking about the people who killed George Floyd
@briefingwithpsaki.bsky.social I don't understand how you're choosing your guests this week. Love Mamdani, but why are you interviewing Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer? Chuck Schumer hasn't shown leadership on anything recently, and Nancy Pelosi chose a replacement who likewise doesn't inspire.
January 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
@briefingwithpsaki.bsky.social I don't understand how you're choosing your guests this week. Love Mamdani, but why are you interviewing Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer? Chuck Schumer hasn't shown leadership on anything recently, and Nancy Pelosi chose a replacement who likewise doesn't inspire.
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Protest placards printed off by GATE
January 10, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Protest placards printed off by GATE
What if everyone just agrees to tell 45 that we're running Greenland now? We all just pretend
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
What if everyone just agrees to tell 45 that we're running Greenland now? We all just pretend
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"Being a man" is not the same thing as being a misogynist or an oppressor. That's what misogynists want men to believe, because they want men to think they can't divest from patriarchy without losing their entire identity.
January 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
"Being a man" is not the same thing as being a misogynist or an oppressor. That's what misogynists want men to believe, because they want men to think they can't divest from patriarchy without losing their entire identity.
Happiny is adorable and terrifying. it's great
January 10, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Happiny is adorable and terrifying. it's great
Jesse calls the engineer choo choo chucklehead
January 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Jesse calls the engineer choo choo chucklehead
One engineer lets a random suspiciously nervous passenger go with him to inspect the track ahead when there's a stop signal and no reported trouble. The other takes his Pokemon and goes to tell the other passengers about the delay, and leaves a teenager and two kids alone
January 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
One engineer lets a random suspiciously nervous passenger go with him to inspect the track ahead when there's a stop signal and no reported trouble. The other takes his Pokemon and goes to tell the other passengers about the delay, and leaves a teenager and two kids alone
I think this is the first train they've traveled by. I like it. I wish America had more trains for passengers
January 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I think this is the first train they've traveled by. I like it. I wish America had more trains for passengers
Ash, put the Pokedex away. This is the third or fourth Amphoros you've seen! The writers seem to like them
January 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Ash, put the Pokedex away. This is the third or fourth Amphoros you've seen! The writers seem to like them
The next episode starts with Ash getting so excited about his upcoming match with Paul but he shouts about it on a train and startles some poor passerby. New guy: "that's some voice you've got!"
Yes sir he used it to shout at a Titan yesterday
Yes sir he used it to shout at a Titan yesterday
January 10, 2026 at 12:14 AM
The next episode starts with Ash getting so excited about his upcoming match with Paul but he shouts about it on a train and startles some poor passerby. New guy: "that's some voice you've got!"
Yes sir he used it to shout at a Titan yesterday
Yes sir he used it to shout at a Titan yesterday
If this had been an episode of an anime that wasn't a children's show, so many people would have died from waking up the giant Titan thing
January 10, 2026 at 12:13 AM
If this had been an episode of an anime that wasn't a children's show, so many people would have died from waking up the giant Titan thing
Pokemon hunter J maybe evil, but she can stand on salomance's back and ride while being shot at by multiple Pokemon with very powerful hyper beams. If she wasn't evil she would be *so* cool
January 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Pokemon hunter J maybe evil, but she can stand on salomance's back and ride while being shot at by multiple Pokemon with very powerful hyper beams. If she wasn't evil she would be *so* cool
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Seen some people suggesting the new shooting video is AI because you can see a dinosaur in the background at one point. But, uh, there’s just a dinosaur on a car on that street. Here’s Google Street View.
maps.app.goo.gl/fmgYaLWrwxx3...
maps.app.goo.gl/fmgYaLWrwxx3...
January 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Seen some people suggesting the new shooting video is AI because you can see a dinosaur in the background at one point. But, uh, there’s just a dinosaur on a car on that street. Here’s Google Street View.
maps.app.goo.gl/fmgYaLWrwxx3...
maps.app.goo.gl/fmgYaLWrwxx3...
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May they find comfort and peace during this horrible time.
January 9, 2026 at 10:41 PM
May they find comfort and peace during this horrible time.
I've never liked the Regi- line. The designs are funky and the names are bad.
January 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I've never liked the Regi- line. The designs are funky and the names are bad.
Jesse thinks that the rampaging Regigigas has "moxie"
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January 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Jesse thinks that the rampaging Regigigas has "moxie"
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Last year when I wrote about prison staff jumping ship for ICE, I reported that BOP had lost a net of at least 1400 employees by late fall.
I just got new data showing they lost a net of ~1700 by mid-December -- though w/EOY retirements the final 2025 figures will likely be higher.
I just got new data showing they lost a net of ~1700 by mid-December -- though w/EOY retirements the final 2025 figures will likely be higher.
January 9, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Last year when I wrote about prison staff jumping ship for ICE, I reported that BOP had lost a net of at least 1400 employees by late fall.
I just got new data showing they lost a net of ~1700 by mid-December -- though w/EOY retirements the final 2025 figures will likely be higher.
I just got new data showing they lost a net of ~1700 by mid-December -- though w/EOY retirements the final 2025 figures will likely be higher.
I thought all the Battle Frontier factories were supposed to be kind of secret, but apparently everybody knows about the Battle Pyramid and the Battle Frontier and that the Battle Pyramid is run by Pyramid King Brandon
January 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I thought all the Battle Frontier factories were supposed to be kind of secret, but apparently everybody knows about the Battle Pyramid and the Battle Frontier and that the Battle Pyramid is run by Pyramid King Brandon