Amber
@mllesouthernbelle.bsky.social
31 Years Old - She/Her Pronouns- VFL 🍊 - BA in French and Francophone Studies 🇫🇷 - MCR's Biggest Fan 🥀 - Wanda Maximoff Apologist - Music Addict - Spoonie 🥄- Sagittarius ♐️ - Queer 🏳️🌈
Chronic illness really makes you pack on the pounds huh
July 15, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Chronic illness really makes you pack on the pounds huh
New sticker for my ride!
July 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
New sticker for my ride!
Migraines are back after 6 months of no pain 😭 I need to get Botox again, but it's like $4k, and my insurance won't cover it cause it's caused by TMJ.
July 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Migraines are back after 6 months of no pain 😭 I need to get Botox again, but it's like $4k, and my insurance won't cover it cause it's caused by TMJ.
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I'm probably tin-hatting here, but getting rid of taking off your shoes through TSA makes me think they're setting up for a false flag attack. My pattern recognition is tingling 👀
July 9, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I'm probably tin-hatting here, but getting rid of taking off your shoes through TSA makes me think they're setting up for a false flag attack. My pattern recognition is tingling 👀
Me: Things will get better after the midterm elections
Also me:
Also me:
July 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Me: Things will get better after the midterm elections
Also me:
Also me:
Is anyone else having issues logging into Skylight for the first time? It keeps giving me this error, and I'm not sure what to do
July 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Is anyone else having issues logging into Skylight for the first time? It keeps giving me this error, and I'm not sure what to do
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Biggest insider trading market manipulation scheme in history.
They aren't even bothering to hide it.
They aren't even bothering to hide it.
April 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Biggest insider trading market manipulation scheme in history.
They aren't even bothering to hide it.
They aren't even bothering to hide it.
I genuinely thought everyone called parmesan cheese that comes in the cylinder container "shaky cheese" because you shake it to put it on food. Apparently, that's not normal 😅
April 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I genuinely thought everyone called parmesan cheese that comes in the cylinder container "shaky cheese" because you shake it to put it on food. Apparently, that's not normal 😅
I need more mutuals who love My Chemical Romance as much as I do
April 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I need more mutuals who love My Chemical Romance as much as I do
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I still can’t figure out when “we can deport you” turned into “we can put you in a hell hole prison in a third country, indefinitely, with no legal recourse.”
April 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I still can’t figure out when “we can deport you” turned into “we can put you in a hell hole prison in a third country, indefinitely, with no legal recourse.”
Let's see if I can handle this last season of The Handmaid's Tale or if it gives me ridiculous anxiety cause the US is speedrunning towards Gilead
April 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Let's see if I can handle this last season of The Handmaid's Tale or if it gives me ridiculous anxiety cause the US is speedrunning towards Gilead
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This isn't The Art of the Deal.
It's insider trading with a bad comb-over.
Step 1: Tank the Market, Scare the Non-Millionaires
Step 2: Let the Aristocrats Feast
Step 3: Flip, but say ‘Winning’
Step 4: Pretend None of This Ever Happened & Get Your Media Dregs To Do The Same
Rinse, Enrich, Repeat.
It's insider trading with a bad comb-over.
Step 1: Tank the Market, Scare the Non-Millionaires
Step 2: Let the Aristocrats Feast
Step 3: Flip, but say ‘Winning’
Step 4: Pretend None of This Ever Happened & Get Your Media Dregs To Do The Same
Rinse, Enrich, Repeat.
April 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This isn't The Art of the Deal.
It's insider trading with a bad comb-over.
Step 1: Tank the Market, Scare the Non-Millionaires
Step 2: Let the Aristocrats Feast
Step 3: Flip, but say ‘Winning’
Step 4: Pretend None of This Ever Happened & Get Your Media Dregs To Do The Same
Rinse, Enrich, Repeat.
It's insider trading with a bad comb-over.
Step 1: Tank the Market, Scare the Non-Millionaires
Step 2: Let the Aristocrats Feast
Step 3: Flip, but say ‘Winning’
Step 4: Pretend None of This Ever Happened & Get Your Media Dregs To Do The Same
Rinse, Enrich, Repeat.
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I need to start using this more
April 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I need to start using this more
Me planning my trip to Shaky Knees to see MCR:
a man in a hat and jacket says i am never going to financially recover from this
ALT: a man in a hat and jacket says i am never going to financially recover from this
media.tenor.com
March 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Me planning my trip to Shaky Knees to see MCR:
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Today, in a meeting at the White House, the only person actually defending American interests was Zelenskyy.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
February 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Today, in a meeting at the White House, the only person actually defending American interests was Zelenskyy.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
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Them: What role do you play at family gatherings?
Me: The one who isn't there
Me: The one who isn't there
March 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Them: What role do you play at family gatherings?
Me: The one who isn't there
Me: The one who isn't there
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Me: I have a Urinary Tract Infection
WebMD: And it'll be your last
WebMD: And it'll be your last
February 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Me: I have a Urinary Tract Infection
WebMD: And it'll be your last
WebMD: And it'll be your last
I guess that's his chair now 😅
February 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I guess that's his chair now 😅
Since when did we start calling the sun roof in cars a "Moon Roof"?
February 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Since when did we start calling the sun roof in cars a "Moon Roof"?
I am having the WORST pain day 😭
February 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I am having the WORST pain day 😭
I appreciate my dog waking me up so he can go potty, but why does it always have to be so early? He woke me up at 4:30 this morning 😭
February 13, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I appreciate my dog waking me up so he can go potty, but why does it always have to be so early? He woke me up at 4:30 this morning 😭
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People who didn’t understand Kendrick Lamar‘s halftime show also don’t understand how tariffs work.
February 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
People who didn’t understand Kendrick Lamar‘s halftime show also don’t understand how tariffs work.