I wanted to know if it was raining outside or if I was imagining things. So rather than just look outside 12’of walking, I checked the weather app 3” from my face. To be fair I did just have a metal screw surgically implanted in my toe. It could be viewed as “brilliant self care”. But I’m disgusted!

The absolute gold one-liners Im getting from White Lotus this season are rivaling Napoleon Dynamite and Cool Hand Luke for me RN…. Just sayin’

Is it safe to come on without seeing posts of glorified murdered corpse’s and misleading cartoons of happy lil turkeys plastered everywhere yet?
Or should I wait till all the fucking leftover recipes and jokes about tryptophan hangovers are done?
Y’all are disgusting! Grow up and eat some plants!

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
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They have a point.

Everything I made for the makers market

Yeah same 😂