Jess
mmebahorel.bsky.social
Jess
@mmebahorel.bsky.social
I have opinions on things, especially DC theatre, especially ones that got a major critic to block me on that other hellsite. They are mine, but you can borrow them.

The politics ones are extremely mine, especially the ones with my name on them.
Especially poached in wine.
December 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Or this administration, actually.
December 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
These days, a whole inch will do that, too.
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Guy known for the well-considered legal advice of "maybe you should tell the court 'fuck you'" seems likely to take his own advice when it comes to an ethics inquiry.
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
So much more of a pain to change the font requirements back in the day. www.reuters.com/world/us/rub...
Rubio stages font coup: Times New Roman ousts Calibri
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio on Tuesday ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor Antony Blinken's decision to adopt Calibri ...
www.reuters.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Every region should have a barbecue obsessive immigrate specifically to perfect brisket. In DC, that's Fernando Gonzalez from El Salvador. dc.eater.com/2021/12/8/22...
‘Barbecue Saved Our Lives’: How This DC Restaurant Mastered the Texas Favorite Against All Odds
A creative lawyer, a devoted Latin American business community, and one couple’s relentless drive all contributed to making them a D.C. destination
dc.eater.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I think there's a market for a dating app that connects craven social climbers with enterprising would-be fascists. The trouble is that all the would-be fascists are absolute chuds every Eva-wannabe who came to DC also refuses to date.
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Neither political staffer nor Olivia Nuzzi knows what a career is and thus cannot respect it as a depth of expertise and a calling. People were concerned about their careers because those were justice or medicine or public safety or another public good that was going to be thrown in a wood chipper.
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Like, careers are important, actually! The ability to use carefully developed expertise for beneficial purposes is not disposable or petty or superfluous.
December 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Balty's just looking out for his sister.
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
They are safe because women are property and don't really have citizenship in their own right, it devolves from the owning male. (Women lost citizenship by marrying foreign, upheld by multiple courts until Congress fixed it in 1922. www.archives.gov/publications...)
“Any woman who is now or may hereafter be married . . .”
Women and Naturalization, ca. 1802–1940 Summer 1998, Vol. 30, No. 2 | Genealogy Notes By Marian L. Smith Enlarge In general, immigrant women, such as these arrivals at Ellis Island, have always had th...
www.archives.gov
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM