Michael Metzger
@mmetz28.bsky.social
Random thoughts on NASCAR, NFL, and Simpsons quotes.
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”the guy with the nuclear codes is totally crashing out because he’s morphing into a cornered tasmanian devil” is a news summary i just gave a friend because i live in a very normal country
November 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
”the guy with the nuclear codes is totally crashing out because he’s morphing into a cornered tasmanian devil” is a news summary i just gave a friend because i live in a very normal country
Get me Ricky Rudd Tide merch damn it Hendrick
July 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Get me Ricky Rudd Tide merch damn it Hendrick
If you need s mid season tournament gimmick thingy to maintain interest in your sport...then you might have too long of a season
July 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If you need s mid season tournament gimmick thingy to maintain interest in your sport...then you might have too long of a season
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One of my favorite signs from today
April 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
One of my favorite signs from today
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How it started // how it's going
April 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
How it started // how it's going
Mike Joy sounds every bit of 75 today
March 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Mike Joy sounds every bit of 75 today
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mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
March 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
As someone who has dived into gran turismo 7, it has killed me all race long to watch the nascar guys not respect track limits
March 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
As someone who has dived into gran turismo 7, it has killed me all race long to watch the nascar guys not respect track limits
Epic battle for the lead and Fox can't help but do super zoom, in car camera, and back of grandstand views to make sure we miss most of it.
March 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Epic battle for the lead and Fox can't help but do super zoom, in car camera, and back of grandstand views to make sure we miss most of it.
These finishes make this race such a joke to be the super bowl of stock car racing.
February 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
These finishes make this race such a joke to be the super bowl of stock car racing.
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Trump is NOT getting a warm welcome in the NASCAR comment section today.
February 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Trump is NOT getting a warm welcome in the NASCAR comment section today.
It's only Feb 16rh and 2025 is the worst year ever
Truex is out of the race.
February 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It's only Feb 16rh and 2025 is the worst year ever
I don't think MRN could burrow any further into agent orange's asshole
February 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I don't think MRN could burrow any further into agent orange's asshole
Glad to see the porn bots from X found a new home here 🙄
January 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Glad to see the porn bots from X found a new home here 🙄
Weird how the NFL gets announcers from all sports yet NASCAR has like 2 play by play people.
December 29, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Weird how the NFL gets announcers from all sports yet NASCAR has like 2 play by play people.
My goodness was Pam Oliver having a stroke during the sideline report on Hurts?
December 22, 2024 at 6:27 PM
My goodness was Pam Oliver having a stroke during the sideline report on Hurts?
I'm not a doctor but I don't think you should slam your head into the ground like that
December 21, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I'm not a doctor but I don't think you should slam your head into the ground like that
I'm no doctor but I do know a knee shouldn't bend that way
December 21, 2024 at 7:57 PM
I'm no doctor but I do know a knee shouldn't bend that way
I thought we were making it up
December 17, 2024 at 1:22 AM
I thought we were making it up
Unhappy with current NASCAR? Thank goodness there is NASCAR Classics
December 17, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Unhappy with current NASCAR? Thank goodness there is NASCAR Classics
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Aaron Rodgers skipping practice for a Netflix documentary about himself is a truly fitting intro into the inspiring story of a once great player who bounced back from a devastating injury to lead a historically woebegone franchise to their worst season in a decade
December 5, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Aaron Rodgers skipping practice for a Netflix documentary about himself is a truly fitting intro into the inspiring story of a once great player who bounced back from a devastating injury to lead a historically woebegone franchise to their worst season in a decade
What luck not stuck with the Jets game today
November 17, 2024 at 6:07 PM
What luck not stuck with the Jets game today
Nice look at our future as a country with a bunch of morons in charge of "cutting waste"
NYC is on fire because Eric Adams took a hatchet to the Parks Department budget, firing 51 forestry specialists who remove the dead trees and invasive species most likely to ignite during dry periods.
Eric Adams's Budget Cuts Have Set Up New York City's Parks to Burn
By cutting the exact people meant to keep the city's parks free from fallen, dead trees and keep the forests healthy, the mayor has set up a tinderbox that's already igniting.
hellgatenyc.com
November 17, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Nice look at our future as a country with a bunch of morons in charge of "cutting waste"