mackenzi
@mmmoonbeam.bsky.social
11h ♄ ⋆ 5h ☿ ⋆ narcoleptic ⋆ leftist ⋆ amateur astrologer ⋆ bad vegetarian
you know it’s a bad job when you have sunday scaries on saturday night
June 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
you know it’s a bad job when you have sunday scaries on saturday night
explain to me why my earliest memory of reading aloud is of a book about two best friends but i didn’t realize the “to” and “get” and “her” all on separate pages was actually supposed to be read “together” so i kept saying “to get her”
and now there’s a lesbian dating show in korea called ToGetHer
and now there’s a lesbian dating show in korea called ToGetHer
May 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
explain to me why my earliest memory of reading aloud is of a book about two best friends but i didn’t realize the “to” and “get” and “her” all on separate pages was actually supposed to be read “together” so i kept saying “to get her”
and now there’s a lesbian dating show in korea called ToGetHer
and now there’s a lesbian dating show in korea called ToGetHer
i got sir’d today and honestly—true joy.
May 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i got sir’d today and honestly—true joy.
well i got a job.
unrelated, i’m thinking about buying a gun.
unrelated, i’m thinking about buying a gun.
April 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
well i got a job.
unrelated, i’m thinking about buying a gun.
unrelated, i’m thinking about buying a gun.
@chelseahandler.bsky.social calling airplanes “a tube of farts” on Jimmy Kimmel is literally so affirming for me because i have been calling airplanes “a tube of farts and animals” for over a decade. thank you for calling it like it is
April 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
@chelseahandler.bsky.social calling airplanes “a tube of farts” on Jimmy Kimmel is literally so affirming for me because i have been calling airplanes “a tube of farts and animals” for over a decade. thank you for calling it like it is
harley’s mom referring to ivy as harley’s “husband lady” is my new absolute favorite thing and the only title i will allow anyone to refer to me as if i ever get married
harley quinn and poison ivy are standing next to each other in a cartoon
ALT: harley quinn and poison ivy are standing next to each other in a cartoon
media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
harley’s mom referring to ivy as harley’s “husband lady” is my new absolute favorite thing and the only title i will allow anyone to refer to me as if i ever get married
what if all the generational shifts from progressive to conservative were influenced by dropping thc use with age, and currently we’re not seeing millennials shift to conservative (in addition to a slew of other reasons) because thc (activating empathy and connection in the brain) has been more
March 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
what if all the generational shifts from progressive to conservative were influenced by dropping thc use with age, and currently we’re not seeing millennials shift to conservative (in addition to a slew of other reasons) because thc (activating empathy and connection in the brain) has been more
i don’t know how your day is going but i found $100 today so
March 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
i don’t know how your day is going but i found $100 today so
when they kill me, it better be reported as an assassination.
March 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
when they kill me, it better be reported as an assassination.
keep getting told i have that werewolf blood because i like cold weather
March 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
keep getting told i have that werewolf blood because i like cold weather
i’m so sick of these motherfucking nazis and these motherfucking planes
February 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
i’m so sick of these motherfucking nazis and these motherfucking planes
@syntheticmethod.bsky.social do you think 5 Calls could be updated to submit testimony? do you think it could be expanded down to specific states and counties?
February 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
@syntheticmethod.bsky.social do you think 5 Calls could be updated to submit testimony? do you think it could be expanded down to specific states and counties?
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Flood Google with this:
1. Google Gulf of Mexico.
2. it says Gulf of America
3. Click three little dots to the right of it
4. hit "Send Feedback"
5. hit "Gulf Of America"
6. hit "Inaccurate content".
7. hit "Incorrect", then tell them its name: ‘This body of water is the Gulf of Mexico’
8. Repeat
1. Google Gulf of Mexico.
2. it says Gulf of America
3. Click three little dots to the right of it
4. hit "Send Feedback"
5. hit "Gulf Of America"
6. hit "Inaccurate content".
7. hit "Incorrect", then tell them its name: ‘This body of water is the Gulf of Mexico’
8. Repeat
February 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Flood Google with this:
1. Google Gulf of Mexico.
2. it says Gulf of America
3. Click three little dots to the right of it
4. hit "Send Feedback"
5. hit "Gulf Of America"
6. hit "Inaccurate content".
7. hit "Incorrect", then tell them its name: ‘This body of water is the Gulf of Mexico’
8. Repeat
1. Google Gulf of Mexico.
2. it says Gulf of America
3. Click three little dots to the right of it
4. hit "Send Feedback"
5. hit "Gulf Of America"
6. hit "Inaccurate content".
7. hit "Incorrect", then tell them its name: ‘This body of water is the Gulf of Mexico’
8. Repeat
bro this full moon in leo is really feeling so irritating. block after block after block that just need to be broken down
February 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
bro this full moon in leo is really feeling so irritating. block after block after block that just need to be broken down
waiting patiently for 47 to throw a fit for being upstaged by taylor swift at the super bowl tomorrow.
i won’t be watching but i know it will be news
i won’t be watching but i know it will be news
February 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
waiting patiently for 47 to throw a fit for being upstaged by taylor swift at the super bowl tomorrow.
i won’t be watching but i know it will be news
i won’t be watching but i know it will be news
mercury cazimi in aquarius sunday followed by mercury and sun square uranus in taurus monday and tuesday, respectively.
hoping for some eye opening info and innovative ideas on compiling resources to take care of our communities.
hoping for some eye opening info and innovative ideas on compiling resources to take care of our communities.
February 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
mercury cazimi in aquarius sunday followed by mercury and sun square uranus in taurus monday and tuesday, respectively.
hoping for some eye opening info and innovative ideas on compiling resources to take care of our communities.
hoping for some eye opening info and innovative ideas on compiling resources to take care of our communities.
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“Is everything a joke to you?”
Kinda, yes. That’s how I’m surviving.
Kinda, yes. That’s how I’m surviving.
February 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“Is everything a joke to you?”
Kinda, yes. That’s how I’m surviving.
Kinda, yes. That’s how I’m surviving.
venus enters aries today. are we ready for things to get steamy?
i think i’m more ready to apply aries’ fight in regards to things i value.
the aesthetic is divine feminine rage
i think i’m more ready to apply aries’ fight in regards to things i value.
the aesthetic is divine feminine rage
February 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
venus enters aries today. are we ready for things to get steamy?
i think i’m more ready to apply aries’ fight in regards to things i value.
the aesthetic is divine feminine rage
i think i’m more ready to apply aries’ fight in regards to things i value.
the aesthetic is divine feminine rage
mercury trine jupiter retrograde on 03feb. expansive convos—all parties benefit! SAY THE THING! be sure to thank everyone around you for their wisdom and guidance!
February 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
mercury trine jupiter retrograde on 03feb. expansive convos—all parties benefit! SAY THE THING! be sure to thank everyone around you for their wisdom and guidance!
it is 6 am and i just wish i had someone to go get oysters with. why do i want oysters at 6 am? WHY DO I WANT OYSTERS AT 6 AM?!
February 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
it is 6 am and i just wish i had someone to go get oysters with. why do i want oysters at 6 am? WHY DO I WANT OYSTERS AT 6 AM?!
aquarius new moon and uranus went direct… then, in the next week, neptune, venus, and the north node dance.
January 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
aquarius new moon and uranus went direct… then, in the next week, neptune, venus, and the north node dance.
imagine we all go back to myspace after 20 years
January 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
imagine we all go back to myspace after 20 years
i don’t know if it’s the aquarius new moon but i’m feeling like it’s time for a peoples’ government?
January 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
i don’t know if it’s the aquarius new moon but i’m feeling like it’s time for a peoples’ government?
there’s like… a lot of bad shit happening but, honestly, the dark nihilistic humor that millennials have honed over the years is full force.
January 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
there’s like… a lot of bad shit happening but, honestly, the dark nihilistic humor that millennials have honed over the years is full force.