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Mike Martinet - Artist, manic bicyclist, technology guy
Currently liking all cute cat pics
https://shop.mikemartinet.com/collections/watercolor
Currently liking all cute cat pics
https://shop.mikemartinet.com/collections/watercolor
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I have a girlfriend. You wouldn't know her, she's on a different social media platform.
December 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I have a girlfriend. You wouldn't know her, she's on a different social media platform.
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For the love of God
DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts.
Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter .
A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many
sacrifices.
Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.
DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts.
Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter .
A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many
sacrifices.
Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
For the love of God
DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts.
Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter .
A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many
sacrifices.
Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.
DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts.
Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter .
A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many
sacrifices.
Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.
Additional Pieces of '99
Armed with drugs and attitude
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Optim/Pessim/Consumer-ism (2000)
Global-manufacturing-slave-labor oligarchy
open.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Last summer of the 20th century
Pieces of '99
Last summer of the 20th century.
mmrtnt.substack.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Last summer of the 20th century
That time I applied for a job at Zappos.
Résumé
Zapplication
open.substack.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
That time I applied for a job at Zappos.
"I knew the dame was trouble the moment she showed up in my office doorway. A sultry stare from her big blue eye, and I could tell that this was not going to be a normal night. I took a look at those full red lips, took another shot of whiskey, stood up and prepared for the worst"
#art #bonney
#art #bonney
October 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
COULD I HAVE REAR-ENDED THAT OTHER CAR?!
Incredibly Stupid
You wanna race?
open.substack.com
October 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
COULD I HAVE REAR-ENDED THAT OTHER CAR?!
Would that you could be the Potentate
The Potentate
It you
open.substack.com
October 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Would that you could be the Potentate
October 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hell, I'm still recovering from laboring my day.
who up hallowing they ween
September 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hell, I'm still recovering from laboring my day.
Life can be simple if you ignore everyone.
September 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Life can be simple if you ignore everyone.
This is beautiful.
September 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is beautiful.
We're screwed because people in the first 100 years had no concept of zero. 0-99 was the 0th century. 100-199 is the "first" century. We are in the 20th century. I need to go take my meds.
September 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
We're screwed because people in the first 100 years had no concept of zero. 0-99 was the 0th century. 100-199 is the "first" century. We are in the 20th century. I need to go take my meds.
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It’s my birthday, the autumn equinox and the first day of fall 💛🍂
It would mean a lot if you could share my work today.
Thank you for all the support this year. It’s everything to me
Hope Persephone’s blessings find you today ✨
It would mean a lot if you could share my work today.
Thank you for all the support this year. It’s everything to me
Hope Persephone’s blessings find you today ✨
September 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It’s my birthday, the autumn equinox and the first day of fall 💛🍂
It would mean a lot if you could share my work today.
Thank you for all the support this year. It’s everything to me
Hope Persephone’s blessings find you today ✨
It would mean a lot if you could share my work today.
Thank you for all the support this year. It’s everything to me
Hope Persephone’s blessings find you today ✨
Cats are Smart
Not!
open.substack.com
September 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Unemployment skyrockets
Invention idea:
If you are on a video call (Zoon, Teams, etc.), you can hit a button and share the other person's screen to see what they're actually looking at.
If you are on a video call (Zoon, Teams, etc.), you can hit a button and share the other person's screen to see what they're actually looking at.
September 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Unemployment skyrockets
Here. Please accept this ambiguous affirmation from an internet stranger.
September 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Here. Please accept this ambiguous affirmation from an internet stranger.
TGIT?
Anticipating Tuesday
(Tuesday suite 2 of ?)
5.5” x 8.5”
Acrylic on paper
2025
I seem to be venting something.
(Tuesday suite 2 of ?)
5.5” x 8.5”
Acrylic on paper
2025
I seem to be venting something.
September 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
TGIT?
Sorry Bruce, I don't have any glory days yet.
September 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Sorry Bruce, I don't have any glory days yet.