This is great, would buy

59 and Mogmaxxing right now, whatever that means.

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Oh also John Le Carre who definitely had a miserable time and brutally fictionalised the place in one of the Smiley novels.

Chris Martin from Coldplay. On behalf of my entire school I apologise.

She’s great in it and there are a couple of astonishing combat set pieces. But everything apart from her and especially the plot and everyone else’s dialogue are um not great. It’s like one person wrote the film and someone else wrote her bits to make them good.

You don't need to have seen the others but it helps to be vaguely aware of what a preator is (having seen Prey is probably enough). I feel that apart from Elle Fanning, who is very good, it's quite a bad film.

The reason high streets are in a bad state is we buy all our shit from Amazon even though we know it's evil. I'm not a fan of Keir but it's not clear what he ccan do to alleviate this except make Amazon pay their taxes, which is exactly the kind of thing that sends the right ballistic.

...whereas I'm moving away from him. I'm beginning to feel the way he framed ambient and generative music is at least partly to blame for AI slop.

Too obvious. No pigs involved so not Cameron.

srsly though a lot of the money seems to be on Blair although it would be hilarious if it was Liz Truss.

NO NOT GORDON

Epstein is in Hubertus Bigend's files, which he keeps on his ekranoplan.

Polanski, yes. Davey if it involved a paddleboard. Khan, no.

it's photoshop, everyone knows women's capacitors are pink. The black ones are tactical capacitors.

nah fuck it, bring the internet to an end. It's time.

Would be a banger

Full set of lyrics there for the right band. Which, to be clear, is not us.

aaaaannnnd sold!