My interests include...

People ask me for advice on how to write sex scenes, and all I can say is that every time you start one, you have to say, "TAKE THAT, JOHN UPDIKE," because no matter your level of talent, you have a really good chance at writing a better sex scene than he could.

This is the world’s most
bewildered cat

I present you Le Chonk (he lives in France)

so I heard listing stuff related to your interests is appropriate here. let's try this

- manmade horrors beyond comprehension
- existential dread
- that feeling that something, not someone, is watching you
- apocalyptic visions
- that one cryptid that leaves in an old tree nearby
- cocoa