My husband should know better than to joke “bunches” when I ask him how many cookies I should make.

Wait hold on this is actually me?

Why don’t we ever disagree to agree any more

Thank you for the idea! I thought they needed their own gallery.

I am for SURE getting more photos printed, as this is one of the better ideas I have ever had and it was dangerously cheap and easy.

ARGH.

I don’t want to wallow but I also don’t want to wait until the very last minute and stress out my people right before the holidays.

It is such a bummer to write emails and make calls to clients and opposing counsel to say goodbye. I lost my shit today trying to draft withdrawal motions and my partner walked by right when I was losing it and told me to stop it, there is time.
But there isn’t time. I have 12 days.

Is it better or worse than last time, when I had hardly any warning? I HAVE NO IDEA.

YES. I have just the spot.

The best nicknames have their genesis in forgetting someone’s last name.

Apparently dyeing my hair is illegal but I like the other ideas!

That reminds me, the other day I mentioned to my husband that I had a call with a local attorney named Zach and he said “Wait, Muscle Zach?!”

He worked for the NIH for a while and then for some pharm companies, and at least one startup that was working on a health app.

Yeah basically exactly like that.

Oh yay! I understand it is super important and interesting. I guess being a doctor helps somehow, he said his background in medicine helps. It is just not at all the specific type of intense nerd that I am.

My brother and I have never exchanged a look that baffled in a lifetime of weird shit with these people than we did the day we found out Truman Capote wrote about their hometown and no one FUCKING TOLD US.