Iceberg Artisan (she/her)
@mocena.bsky.social
In actual reality I’m Sarah J.M. Cox, South Carolina worker-side employment, civil rights, and appellate attorney and general PITA. Disabled af. Literally everything I post is legal advice.
Pinned
Staying comfortable and still has always been a strength of mine.
I used to think it was so funny to watch squirrels fling themselves through the air towards where the birdfeeder used to be and then I moved the bathroom trash can to the top of the toilet so the dogs don’t get into it and I have had to pick up a LOT of trash from the place where it used to be.
February 16, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I used to think it was so funny to watch squirrels fling themselves through the air towards where the birdfeeder used to be and then I moved the bathroom trash can to the top of the toilet so the dogs don’t get into it and I have had to pick up a LOT of trash from the place where it used to be.
My husband made sushi again and it is mostly veggie sushi and omg this is my favorite way to get fruits and vegetables.
February 15, 2026 at 11:41 PM
My husband made sushi again and it is mostly veggie sushi and omg this is my favorite way to get fruits and vegetables.
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Someday someone’s gonna try to remake Big Trouble in Little China and it’s gonna be the worst thing you’ve ever seen.
February 15, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Someday someone’s gonna try to remake Big Trouble in Little China and it’s gonna be the worst thing you’ve ever seen.
“I don’t like pie.”
“What?”
“It’s the texture. And flavor. And filling.”
“That is a thorough list.”
“I do like chocolate pie.”
“What?”
“It’s the texture. And flavor. And filling.”
“That is a thorough list.”
“I do like chocolate pie.”
February 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
“I don’t like pie.”
“What?”
“It’s the texture. And flavor. And filling.”
“That is a thorough list.”
“I do like chocolate pie.”
“What?”
“It’s the texture. And flavor. And filling.”
“That is a thorough list.”
“I do like chocolate pie.”
It has been almost five years and I think I can safely say that there STILL has not been any actual evidence tying indoor air filtration systems to a decrease in viral illness. Air filtration is a scam.
February 15, 2026 at 2:53 PM
It has been almost five years and I think I can safely say that there STILL has not been any actual evidence tying indoor air filtration systems to a decrease in viral illness. Air filtration is a scam.
We’re watching The Beekeeper again.
February 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
We’re watching The Beekeeper again.
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
I can’t sit outside at the fire HOWEVER I also get to stay inside and not get sticky from all the marshmallows.
February 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I can’t sit outside at the fire HOWEVER I also get to stay inside and not get sticky from all the marshmallows.
I just learned from my teen that a while ago, my 8 yo got mad at me for something and decided to exact his revenge, which was to just flat out waste half a bottle of Febreeze he thought I bought.
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I just learned from my teen that a while ago, my 8 yo got mad at me for something and decided to exact his revenge, which was to just flat out waste half a bottle of Febreeze he thought I bought.
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I wrote Valentine’s Day poem. I hope you like it.
Roses are red
In patriarchy we’re bound
I want to burn
This shit to the ground
Roses are red
In patriarchy we’re bound
I want to burn
This shit to the ground
February 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I wrote Valentine’s Day poem. I hope you like it.
Roses are red
In patriarchy we’re bound
I want to burn
This shit to the ground
Roses are red
In patriarchy we’re bound
I want to burn
This shit to the ground
Quite some time ago, I purchased a very cool object from what appeared to be a very sketchy website. I gave up hope for it ever arriving a month ago, but allegedly it is out for delivery today. We shall see!
February 14, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Quite some time ago, I purchased a very cool object from what appeared to be a very sketchy website. I gave up hope for it ever arriving a month ago, but allegedly it is out for delivery today. We shall see!
I bought myself a SAD lamp and I’m not sure why it did not occur to me how bright and annoying it would be to use.
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I bought myself a SAD lamp and I’m not sure why it did not occur to me how bright and annoying it would be to use.
Here is a thread of songs where the general theme is “No thanks”
February 13, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Here is a thread of songs where the general theme is “No thanks”
In college, my weird friends and I came up with a bunch of concept Valentines that were just photos of Meatloaf along with some of his lyrics with hearts on the outside. We would have printed them out but no one had ink in our printers.
February 13, 2026 at 2:24 PM
In college, my weird friends and I came up with a bunch of concept Valentines that were just photos of Meatloaf along with some of his lyrics with hearts on the outside. We would have printed them out but no one had ink in our printers.
My 8 yo has started wearing a wacky propeller hat to school. I swear to God, if he turns out to be a prop comic…
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
My 8 yo has started wearing a wacky propeller hat to school. I swear to God, if he turns out to be a prop comic…
I don’t think it is possible for a crocodile to look up at a person hanging off a cliff and get excited about the possibility a snack is going to drop into its mouth. It just isn’t something I think a crocodile could comprehend.
February 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I don’t think it is possible for a crocodile to look up at a person hanging off a cliff and get excited about the possibility a snack is going to drop into its mouth. It just isn’t something I think a crocodile could comprehend.
Kate Capshaw gives this movie exactly the amount of overacting it requires. Icon.
a man and a woman are looking at each other while sitting in a car
Alt: a man and a woman are looking at each other while sitting in a car
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February 12, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Kate Capshaw gives this movie exactly the amount of overacting it requires. Icon.
I think this app is censoring my Indiana Jones skeets
February 12, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I think this app is censoring my Indiana Jones skeets
There is a movie trope where the big male hero fights the big male villain at the same time a side fight is going on where it’s the lady hero and the lady villain fighting.
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 PM
There is a movie trope where the big male hero fights the big male villain at the same time a side fight is going on where it’s the lady hero and the lady villain fighting.
Today, to celebrate the end of civilization, I shall watch both Running Man movies in a row but in the wrong order.
a man in a green jacket holds a psycho hydro water gun
Alt: a man in a green jacket holds a psycho hydro water gun
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February 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Today, to celebrate the end of civilization, I shall watch both Running Man movies in a row but in the wrong order.
I have been lazily scrolling for fifteen minutes and not once has anyone said who won the game last night. It isn’t on the front page of any of my normal news sites either.
February 9, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I have been lazily scrolling for fifteen minutes and not once has anyone said who won the game last night. It isn’t on the front page of any of my normal news sites either.
The NFL is a criminal organization built on the broken backs and brains of young Black and brown men solely to further enrich a bunch of wealthy people. I sincerely hope American football is criminalized in my lifetime.
February 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
The NFL is a criminal organization built on the broken backs and brains of young Black and brown men solely to further enrich a bunch of wealthy people. I sincerely hope American football is criminalized in my lifetime.
Being bored and chronically ill is a very dangerous combination because the minute I get a chance, I’m overdoing the SHIT out of my day.
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Being bored and chronically ill is a very dangerous combination because the minute I get a chance, I’m overdoing the SHIT out of my day.
Y’all, how long have pancakes and flapjacks been different things? I think I’m going crazy. I thought that they were the same thing.
February 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Y’all, how long have pancakes and flapjacks been different things? I think I’m going crazy. I thought that they were the same thing.
Listening to Five Alarm Funk when you have a migraine hangover is opposite action.
February 5, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Listening to Five Alarm Funk when you have a migraine hangover is opposite action.