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Beau
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a 19 yo red panda linux nerd from minnesota
cybersecurity student that's a little stupid
drinks way too much arizona iced tea
pan and love my bf @goatogen <3

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6ghz wifi is amazing
Network page in Ubuntu: Signal Strength: Good Link speed: 29Mb/s (6.8GHz) Security: WPA3
December 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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stellae.derg.social.ap.brid.gy
The duality of the fediverse dragons
A post by Darkscribe (@hexaitos@squawk.social) with the text "The drakey has wakeyd. You may now tremble with fear. Rawr." Followed directly below by a post from Boorango (@Boorango@floofy.tech) with "would you like to snuggle a small dragon"
December 20, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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i swear, having a normal sleep schedule in college makes you think you live in a different timezone
December 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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inner peace :neocat_flop__w_:
tasks for canvas extension showing all final exams and final projects completed
December 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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I don't normally peek at LinkedIn emails, but for once it served me an absolute gem.

I'm sure LinkedIn could be more succinctly summarized in other screenshots, but this is damn close to the most LinkedIn of a thing I've seen.
Screenshoft from LinkedIn, of a post by Ben Collins, the CEO of The Onion, quoting someone named Tom Goodwin posting about an ad he saw in a newspaper about pears, that wasn't actually an ad. Tom's post reads: This is the sort of advertising I love. - It's not very well targeted, because it doesn't need to be. - It's not got a link to buy, or "find out more" or use promo code 10 , in order to merely be able to prove it's success - It's not pretentious or ambitious or demanding or "smart" , it's just based in the reality of the world. - It's calm, confident, noticeable, bold. - It's what it needs to be. I do wonder why we make everything so complicated. Simple isn't easy, but it's essential." End post. The image attached is a photo of a newspaper with a photo purportedly by the "National Pear Council". The text reads "Just curious, when was the last time you had a pear? That long? How come?" with a photo of a pear under it. Ben Collins' quoting says "Welp. Looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way."
December 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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everytime i watch mario wonder gameplay i have to do a double take, because in my playthough i had all the flowers speak deutsch instead of english for the funny
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Fluff poking over tight knitted clothes is so cute
An anthro long tailed weasel in ermine coloration, wearing red thigh highs and an inefficient red knit crop top
December 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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i should probably learn kubernetes at some point :neocat_melt:
December 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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taking the ccna today :neocat_floof:
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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does anyone actually use doordash? i always see delivery drivers and stuff, but i haven't really ever been friends with more than one or two people who actually use it on a consistent basis
December 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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me presenting my unmaintainable piece of garbage serverless AWS project to my professors on wednesday (it has AI in part of it)
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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making diagrams is so fun until you have to actually make the thing you diagrammed
December 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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every once in a while the little devil on my shoulder tells me to stop using jetbrains ides and instead try neovim again
December 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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a few weeks ago i saw a thing about a new android launcher for emulators called iSSU looked like the ultimate feature creep project, and i gave it like three months until it seriously scaled back. just checked back and project no longer exists so not sure what happened lol.
December 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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this meme sums up last night i feel

#shitpost
picture of gabe newell and todd howard. it's captioned `Gaybe Newell: "we can't release hl3 because it would never live up to expectations after all this time" Chadd Howard: "Here's Elder Scrolls VI after 20 years. It sucks just like all of our other games"`
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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jetbrains has its problems, but i appreciate that it asks me if i want ai features once, and when i select no, it hides them and doesn't bother me again
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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i can't believe it but serverless computing is actually just a bunch of s3 buckets and lambda functions, who would have thought?
December 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged
Amazon AWS Console menu header: Chat with your document
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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i am horizontally scaling my laundry (i have access to multiple washing machines)
December 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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gnome would literally be unusable without dash-to-dock its crazy
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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toronto making the shittiest light rail known to man is really funny actually
December 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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the soup when it gets beautiful :neocat_woozy:
December 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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i remember when youtube videos had the same title and thumbnail all the time and not like 4 different ones all in rotation for "optimizing click rate"
December 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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following an aws project tutorial on their whitepages to find that actually AWS discontinued the service that they tell you to use a month ago??
December 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM