Moe Ottis
@moeottis.bsky.social
You cannot stop the Moe-mentum 🤘
Here’s me doing one of my silly faces
October 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Here’s me doing one of my silly faces
My uncle Frank has just started his own YouTube channel where he will be reviewing “yummy foods and the USS Liberty Incident” (his exact words)
Please subscribe to his channel and watch his first video (below)
If you do not subscribe, your name will be added to a list, and not one of my fun ones
Please subscribe to his channel and watch his first video (below)
If you do not subscribe, your name will be added to a list, and not one of my fun ones
October 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
My uncle Frank has just started his own YouTube channel where he will be reviewing “yummy foods and the USS Liberty Incident” (his exact words)
Please subscribe to his channel and watch his first video (below)
If you do not subscribe, your name will be added to a list, and not one of my fun ones
Please subscribe to his channel and watch his first video (below)
If you do not subscribe, your name will be added to a list, and not one of my fun ones
I’m petitioning the Supreme Court of California to grant me a license to kill. The goatmen keep harassing me and the useless LAPD won’t do anything about it so I’m forced to take matters into my own hands
Pictured below is a goatman after he killed my nephew Billy “The Big Stink” Ottis
Pictured below is a goatman after he killed my nephew Billy “The Big Stink” Ottis
September 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I’m petitioning the Supreme Court of California to grant me a license to kill. The goatmen keep harassing me and the useless LAPD won’t do anything about it so I’m forced to take matters into my own hands
Pictured below is a goatman after he killed my nephew Billy “The Big Stink” Ottis
Pictured below is a goatman after he killed my nephew Billy “The Big Stink” Ottis
The first amendment has been fucking shot and buried in a ditch
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The first amendment has been fucking shot and buried in a ditch
Yup, Sheldon Sheinbaum stole my lucky marble, and guess where it ended up.
NOT HAPPY!
NOT HAPPY!
June 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Yup, Sheldon Sheinbaum stole my lucky marble, and guess where it ended up.
NOT HAPPY!
NOT HAPPY!
Sheldon Sheinbaums daily brain scan came up a little strange this morning. Looking into this.
June 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Sheldon Sheinbaums daily brain scan came up a little strange this morning. Looking into this.
Just got banned from r/JillBiden
May 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Just got banned from r/JillBiden
These bitches are my Roman Empire
May 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
These bitches are my Roman Empire
Clone 3329 has been trying to “make him real” and then he just shows me this image. He hasn’t slept in nearly a week.
April 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Clone 3329 has been trying to “make him real” and then he just shows me this image. He hasn’t slept in nearly a week.
Just picked up this bad boy.
This thing blends scary peas almost as good as my nieces throat.
Although I’m gonna have to knock it from a 9/10 to an 8/10. It was unable properly blend my kidney stones into a fine paste.
This thing blends scary peas almost as good as my nieces throat.
Although I’m gonna have to knock it from a 9/10 to an 8/10. It was unable properly blend my kidney stones into a fine paste.
March 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Just picked up this bad boy.
This thing blends scary peas almost as good as my nieces throat.
Although I’m gonna have to knock it from a 9/10 to an 8/10. It was unable properly blend my kidney stones into a fine paste.
This thing blends scary peas almost as good as my nieces throat.
Although I’m gonna have to knock it from a 9/10 to an 8/10. It was unable properly blend my kidney stones into a fine paste.
Back in 2018 I had so much In-N-Out, a french fry got lodged into a pretty wild spot.
One of the doctors killed himself after taking one look at this.
One of the doctors killed himself after taking one look at this.
March 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Back in 2018 I had so much In-N-Out, a french fry got lodged into a pretty wild spot.
One of the doctors killed himself after taking one look at this.
One of the doctors killed himself after taking one look at this.
She’s so confusing. What the FUCK is going on inside that oddly-shaped head?
February 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
She’s so confusing. What the FUCK is going on inside that oddly-shaped head?
Since the release of the report, the Chinese Ministry of State Security has air dropped me threats in the form of early 2010s memes.
Do you know what this shit can do to a man’s psyche?
Do you know what this shit can do to a man’s psyche?
February 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Since the release of the report, the Chinese Ministry of State Security has air dropped me threats in the form of early 2010s memes.
Do you know what this shit can do to a man’s psyche?
Do you know what this shit can do to a man’s psyche?
That’s why I’m going around sharing images like these. I think laughter is the best medicine.
January 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
That’s why I’m going around sharing images like these. I think laughter is the best medicine.
There’s not much left of John.
Fortunately I was able to trace some of John’s atoms to this stream of slurry.
So long, John.
Fortunately I was able to trace some of John’s atoms to this stream of slurry.
So long, John.
January 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
There’s not much left of John.
Fortunately I was able to trace some of John’s atoms to this stream of slurry.
So long, John.
Fortunately I was able to trace some of John’s atoms to this stream of slurry.
So long, John.
Yup. It’s happening.
January 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Yup. It’s happening.
This is her now! She lives with my sister and is doing much better. It’s amazing what months of good care and constant vet appointments can do.
We think she’s anywhere between 4 and 5.
We think she’s anywhere between 4 and 5.
December 22, 2024 at 2:29 AM
This is her now! She lives with my sister and is doing much better. It’s amazing what months of good care and constant vet appointments can do.
We think she’s anywhere between 4 and 5.
We think she’s anywhere between 4 and 5.
This woman… this woman…
December 20, 2024 at 4:29 AM
This woman… this woman…
Another Worm Wednesday passes and I literally could not be happier to be alive. 2 days ago I was buried alive in a titanium coffin, and now I’m worming it up.
I hope you all enjoy.
#Worm
#Wednesday
#WormWednesday
I hope you all enjoy.
#Worm
#Wednesday
#WormWednesday
December 18, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Another Worm Wednesday passes and I literally could not be happier to be alive. 2 days ago I was buried alive in a titanium coffin, and now I’m worming it up.
I hope you all enjoy.
#Worm
#Wednesday
#WormWednesday
I hope you all enjoy.
#Worm
#Wednesday
#WormWednesday
This is Bella. She was a rescue back in 2022, she’s doing much better now. I find beauty where most cannot ☺️
December 17, 2024 at 8:56 PM
This is Bella. She was a rescue back in 2022, she’s doing much better now. I find beauty where most cannot ☺️
I have a proposition.
December 17, 2024 at 3:04 AM
I have a proposition.
Thinking back to the time my niece put up these posters for our dear Herman in 2018. Herman is unfortunately no longer with us but his elusive spirit is still with us 💕🕊️
December 16, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Thinking back to the time my niece put up these posters for our dear Herman in 2018. Herman is unfortunately no longer with us but his elusive spirit is still with us 💕🕊️
Last night, I caught my neighbour Darla stealing my prized beans. Darla’s cookbook collection and left arm have now been incinerated in Darla’s supposedly “fire proof” shed.
December 15, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Last night, I caught my neighbour Darla stealing my prized beans. Darla’s cookbook collection and left arm have now been incinerated in Darla’s supposedly “fire proof” shed.
Another Worm Wednesday passes and I’m always a little bit happier.
I hope everyone’s doing amazing 🪱✨
#WormWednesday
#Worm
#Wednesday
I hope everyone’s doing amazing 🪱✨
#WormWednesday
#Worm
#Wednesday
December 11, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Another Worm Wednesday passes and I’m always a little bit happier.
I hope everyone’s doing amazing 🪱✨
#WormWednesday
#Worm
#Wednesday
I hope everyone’s doing amazing 🪱✨
#WormWednesday
#Worm
#Wednesday
I actually know this guy
December 11, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I actually know this guy