A racist and a racist are dating?! No fucking way!!!
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
A racist and a racist are dating?! No fucking way!!!
I talk about how voting shouldn’t be our only option in a country founded on violent revolution and democrats get mad
I talk about how some voting can be strategically advantageous specifically local elections and other leftists get mad
I breathe and republicans call me a racial slur
I talk about how some voting can be strategically advantageous specifically local elections and other leftists get mad
I breathe and republicans call me a racial slur
November 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I talk about how voting shouldn’t be our only option in a country founded on violent revolution and democrats get mad
I talk about how some voting can be strategically advantageous specifically local elections and other leftists get mad
I breathe and republicans call me a racial slur
I talk about how some voting can be strategically advantageous specifically local elections and other leftists get mad
I breathe and republicans call me a racial slur
I’m built like a dude that “looks pretty good for 50”
but I’m 31…..
but I’m 31…..
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I’m built like a dude that “looks pretty good for 50”
but I’m 31…..
but I’m 31…..
“Fellas is it gay to-“
YES! Now do it harder to make the fuck niggas mad!
YES! Now do it harder to make the fuck niggas mad!
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“Fellas is it gay to-“
YES! Now do it harder to make the fuck niggas mad!
YES! Now do it harder to make the fuck niggas mad!
Yall hate trans people more than you hate pedophiles and that shit weird af
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Yall hate trans people more than you hate pedophiles and that shit weird af
At this point if Kermit don’t want Ms. Piggy I’ll fucking do it.
November 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
At this point if Kermit don’t want Ms. Piggy I’ll fucking do it.
The moon got me acting up if anybody wants some raw premarital
November 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The moon got me acting up if anybody wants some raw premarital
One thing about me, imma leave my face in them nudes. If you think this dick is pretty you gonna know it’s mine!
November 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
One thing about me, imma leave my face in them nudes. If you think this dick is pretty you gonna know it’s mine!
Spooky season is over. Are yall gonna stfu now?
November 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Spooky season is over. Are yall gonna stfu now?
What do you mean you in a racist motorcycle gang. If you see niggas on the street just keep driving. Your bike is faster.
Yall think about us all damn day and it’s stupid
Yall think about us all damn day and it’s stupid
November 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What do you mean you in a racist motorcycle gang. If you see niggas on the street just keep driving. Your bike is faster.
Yall think about us all damn day and it’s stupid
Yall think about us all damn day and it’s stupid
Where did this half white half Chinese boy with a Filipino voice actor get a blaccent from?
October 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Where did this half white half Chinese boy with a Filipino voice actor get a blaccent from?
“Well to be fair” is always followed by either the most irrelevant or most idiotic shit you ever heard and it’s always in defense of some bullshit.
“That cop just punched a person”
“Well to be fair they had on a green dress.”
Nigga what?! Go die right now!
“That cop just punched a person”
“Well to be fair they had on a green dress.”
Nigga what?! Go die right now!
October 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“Well to be fair” is always followed by either the most irrelevant or most idiotic shit you ever heard and it’s always in defense of some bullshit.
“That cop just punched a person”
“Well to be fair they had on a green dress.”
Nigga what?! Go die right now!
“That cop just punched a person”
“Well to be fair they had on a green dress.”
Nigga what?! Go die right now!
I won’t but somebody will and then nobody does.
You have to. You have to because nobody will. Assume you are the only one every time.
You have to. You have to because nobody will. Assume you are the only one every time.
October 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I won’t but somebody will and then nobody does.
You have to. You have to because nobody will. Assume you are the only one every time.
You have to. You have to because nobody will. Assume you are the only one every time.
I miss being an alcoholic. I was just as sad and just as mean but people thought it was whiskey. Now everyone knows I’m just like this.
October 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I miss being an alcoholic. I was just as sad and just as mean but people thought it was whiskey. Now everyone knows I’m just like this.
You’re jerking off to nudes. I’m jerking off to the memory of someone I let down. We are not the same!
October 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
You’re jerking off to nudes. I’m jerking off to the memory of someone I let down. We are not the same!
The flies are consuming my body cuz I’m the shit
October 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The flies are consuming my body cuz I’m the shit
This is how it feels to be friends with multiple polycules but to never get invited to any of the play parties
October 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This is how it feels to be friends with multiple polycules but to never get invited to any of the play parties
Me: I want to date the absolute thickest people I can find
Also me: does not have enough dick to get up under the ass during doggy
Also me: does not have enough dick to get up under the ass during doggy
October 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Me: I want to date the absolute thickest people I can find
Also me: does not have enough dick to get up under the ass during doggy
Also me: does not have enough dick to get up under the ass during doggy
Kevin Samuels is in hell getting called the hard er by Charlie Kirk
October 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Kevin Samuels is in hell getting called the hard er by Charlie Kirk
Can we start a nonprofit to give mfs on the train headphones? I don’t wanna hear yo cousin show us why yall ain’t made it out the hood yet.
October 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Can we start a nonprofit to give mfs on the train headphones? I don’t wanna hear yo cousin show us why yall ain’t made it out the hood yet.
Big Sean raps like he got CTE and forgot he had a career already
October 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Big Sean raps like he got CTE and forgot he had a career already
A haiku
Show me that butthole
My posts are a cry for help
Can you make it wink?
Show me that butthole
My posts are a cry for help
Can you make it wink?
October 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
A haiku
Show me that butthole
My posts are a cry for help
Can you make it wink?
Show me that butthole
My posts are a cry for help
Can you make it wink?
If the vaccines and Tylenol actually caused autism yall wouldn’t be afraid of geometry like yall are and you would be able to remember yall gfs’ birthdays so clearly that shit was a lie
October 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If the vaccines and Tylenol actually caused autism yall wouldn’t be afraid of geometry like yall are and you would be able to remember yall gfs’ birthdays so clearly that shit was a lie
Giancarlo Esposito
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Giancarlo Esposito
Things to say to me that will make me cum instantly:
Your beyblades are cool
5’9” is tall actually
Spider-Man is proud of you
6pc lemon pepper with mild on the side
Talk to me about Megaman
What are your diagnoses?
Naruto would make you Hokage if he could
Wanna watch Gargoyles?
Your beyblades are cool
5’9” is tall actually
Spider-Man is proud of you
6pc lemon pepper with mild on the side
Talk to me about Megaman
What are your diagnoses?
Naruto would make you Hokage if he could
Wanna watch Gargoyles?
October 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Things to say to me that will make me cum instantly:
Your beyblades are cool
5’9” is tall actually
Spider-Man is proud of you
6pc lemon pepper with mild on the side
Talk to me about Megaman
What are your diagnoses?
Naruto would make you Hokage if he could
Wanna watch Gargoyles?
Your beyblades are cool
5’9” is tall actually
Spider-Man is proud of you
6pc lemon pepper with mild on the side
Talk to me about Megaman
What are your diagnoses?
Naruto would make you Hokage if he could
Wanna watch Gargoyles?