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Mohawk Johnson
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Angry
She looks like sushi from the Mariano’s Trench. Yes I said Mariano’s on purpose.
December 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Erika Kirk looks like a very pretty angler fish. Why are yall listening to a sea creature about politics. She doesn’t know what a senate is. They don’t have those in Atlantic
December 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Marrying a man who didn’t think women should vote and then taking over his multimillion dollar platform after his death would be the serve of the century if it wasn’t being done by a racist mashed potato in a power suit.
December 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Y’all’s willingness to give credence to the thoughts of any person who had raw sex with a man that looks like he bites chicken broth is beyond understanding
December 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Nicki Minaj at Turning Point USA trying to get them to go on college debate tours again so her husband can legally be near some teenagers
December 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I miss when Nicki Minaj was on my timeline for music and not for pissing me tf off
December 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I lost 200 followers for disliking Dave Chappelle as if yall don’t pay me money to be mean to republicans and rich people.
December 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It is extremely brave of Dave Chapelle to criticize the government he told millions of his fans to support after making as much money off of them as possible while galvanizing them against trans people for literally no fucking reason at all. Very brave indeed Dave.
December 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ariana Grande is the only African-American woman Cynthia Erivo has ever liked
December 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
So apparently ICE is back in Chicago and with that news I want to ask people a couple of questions because I am sure this will come up and honestly it needs to:

Are we prepared to be violent?

What are legal options for shooting people who grab you and don’t/won’t identify themselves?
December 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
For the “ICE is detaining people without criminal records” crowd

I have a criminal record, specifically for protesting ICE years ago. Do I deserve detainment?

I was born on 95th St. in Chicago IL. Do I deserve to be detained by immigration in the city I was born in for having a record?
December 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Everything my parents hated about me are the reasons I can pay my rent
December 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
At some point we need to talk about how yo girl hammed my entire burger last summer
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Going back in time and kicking my dad in the dick to prevent me from happening
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
People: bro what’s wrong with you? Why are you like this?

Me: *tells them two things my parents did to me

People: oooh. Omg….
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It’s not just the racism that makes being a black content creator difficult. It’s also the gaslighting.

I know I used to get 300k views on videos and now I can’t manage to get 1k cuz the algo got messed up by the president. But the comments are gonna tell me I fell off when I make the same shit.
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Doctor said I got contact dermatitis from my dish detergent. I don’t know who tf Dermatitis is but I have never had contact with that mf and neither has my dish soap. This is conspiracy. Big pharma is lying. WHY THE FUCK DO MY HANDS ITCH?!
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I have a Costco membership just in case somebody 42 or older wants to ruin my life for a week and a half .
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
What if they forget about me because I didn’t post this week?
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
They don’t like when I post about politics but the politics dictate whether or not I get to be alive. Do they want me here or not?
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If you ever feel bad about yourself just know I tried to spell negoshiate with a “c” today and I’m still out here thriving. Keep yo head up!
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
What if I sent the moaning nut vid with the sound on but it’s got ed edd n eddy sound effects?
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Can a weirdly hot they/them with hairy legs please tell me why the moon is ruining my life? I’m so confused
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM